🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

Just looking at the guy, I don't think he's terribly insecure about his lack of hair...
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He clearly shaves his head. He owns his baldness and doesn't let it dominate his life like a certain someone does with his disability.

He's gotten spotted in the comments now:
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Whenever Russ tries to use a perceived flaw in your looks to insult you, all you need to reply is, "At least I can get laid without having to pay for it".
 
Just looking at the guy, I don't think he's terribly insecure about his lack of hair...
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He clearly shaves his head. He owns his baldness and doesn't let it dominate his life like a certain someone does with his disability.

He's gotten spotted in the comments now:
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This dude seems like someone you'd wanna hang out with lmfao, people bald/decide to go bald when they get older. It's not a fucking bad look

Russ can't pick battles and we know it, which is what makes him so entertaining. If you disagree with someone on the internet, your first response probably shouldn't be to insult their deliberately chosen avatar.
 
Imagine working three part-time jobs at once, just to save up a considerable amount of money to have sex one time with a woman who doesn’t like you.

To quote Pam, “That idea sucks dick. That idea would suck a dick in order to cut in line, just to suck a bigger dick.”
I mean, I know I can't say he's putting it to good use. He wouldn't be a cow if he had good judgement. But as far as paying for sex goes he has a hell of a work ethic. Most people covered here can't be bothered to put in nearly that much work into anything except for being retarded online. Russ works as much as he can, then comes home and puts the same amount of effort into being stupid on social media. And then can't be bothered with trying at anything else.

But hey, I love that he blows money on hookers because the content it generates is amazing. Like the illegal "date" he had last year where all he could afford was a striptease when he wanted sex and kissing.
 
Never gets old when Russ attacks someone’s looks. Especially when it’s something he suffers too. Russ is balding himself.
 
He's happy being single because a girlfriend still has the right to say "no" to sex, a girlfriend would want him to stop perving on thots' Instagrams, a girlfriend wouldn't want him visiting breastaurants, and a girlfriend probably wouldn't be tolerant of him jacking off to the 1985 cover every night.

Much as he tries to get thots to date him with the promise of a "better life", a committed girlfriend would put a cramp on his hornball lifestyle.
 
Mocking someone for their appearance is only scathing when they are clearly insecure about it. If the guy's profile picture was him trying to cover his bald head with his phone or something then maybe Russ's insults would have a little more impact
 
Russell: “That young woman would still be alive today if she had done some research on that Tinder weirdo.”

Also Russell: “Using screenshots of my posts to form an opinion about me is discrimination.”
 
Does he even go to them? I was under the impression he prefers to thirst over the girls online so he doesn't have to dig into his hooker funds.
I don't think he does anymore, since the women there are allowed to look sexy without having "blowjobs for disabled men" on the menu. But he likes Tilted Kilt girls, so I figured he used to go there, if only to IRL stalk his favorite local instathots.
 
I don't think he does anymore, since the women there are allowed to look sexy without having "blowjobs for disabled men" on the menu. But he likes Tilted Kilt girls, so I figured he used to go there, if only to IRL stalk his favorite local instathots.
Just to prove he thinks all women can be bought, he dumped a bunch of money on a Twin Peaks girl and she ignored him and he got mad because he honestly thought she'd fuck him.
 
Does he even go to them? I was under the impression he prefers to thirst over the girls online so he doesn't have to dig into his hooker funds.

He used to go, but stopped because a stripper wouldnt suck him his penis even though he wore a suit brought her flowers. That was my first contact with Shitlips, saw these series of posts on r/niceguys/

 
no idea what he's on about here, but gosh dang it
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He used to go, but stopped because a stripper wouldnt suck him his penis even though he wore a suit brought her flowers. That was my first contact with hotlips, saw these series of posts on r/niceguys/

The stripper incident was amazing, but she was a stripper, not a breastaurant waitress. Y'know, like Hooters, that type of thing. Russ prefers to oogle them online for free (and where he can stick his hand down his pants) rather then in person, where he has to pay for food in order to see them.
 
Oh, he's just getting started:
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Feel that happiness!

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Oh man, give Russ a chance, ladies, or you might get murdered!
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My god Russ claims to have just been "being nice" so often he may as well just add it to his signature in messages.

Lemme just take a look at my notes here and see if I got this right:

Being nice is:
Bugging a woman to date you while she tries to work
Not taking no for an answer when she rejects you
Insulting her boyfriend or male companions
Trying to guilt her into paying attention to you by crying into a camera
Telling a stripper you're legalizing brothels for people like her
Trying to guilt people into dating you using your disability
Insulting someone's religion
Insulting someone's political beliefs
Insulting someone's physical appearance

Being mean is:
Not responding to messages
Not responding to messages fast enough
Politely declining an offer
Responding to a public post
Having a different opinion
Attempting to explain the reality of a situation
Leaving an honest review for a book
Using a laughing emote
Not leaving a like

Discrimination is:
Not being given special privileges (like accepting gifts when there is a no gift policy)
Only offering a service at a set price
Only hiring qualified candidates for a job
Firing a worker who refuses to prioritize work over getting on television
Banning someone from a service for hitting on the female employees
Not dating a very mean and abusive person with a disability
Not reporting on a non-newsworthy event
Giving dying kids gifts
Giving genuinely good people rewards
Blinking in a photo

Justice is:
Suing a woman for blocking you on facebook
Spreading false medical information about woman for not giving you a discount on services
Suing a stripper for fraud for not dating you after you bought her two drinks
Suing a singer for not smiling big enough in a picture
Suing a singer for not responding to your calls
Suing an entertainer for not complimenting your suit
Suing a brothel for not giving you free services after your appointment
Slandering a business for not hiring you
Slandering a television show for not featuring you
Lying about a business for successfully delivering a finished product
Using the legal system to pressure women into dating you
An entertainer's event being attacked

Okay! I'm probably missing a lot, but I think I got it. Thanks for clarifying things for me, Russ!
 
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