Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Speaking of MCU, I saw Midnight Edge’s new video where they talk about how Brie Larson’s sperging could effect Captain Marvel at the box office in a similar manner to Solo.

I would like if it ends up being another Black Panther hit, but Larson seems to do the same tactics RJ, JJ, and KK are using. If it does, we now have another big franchise being cucked by Disney.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Cn4hOipCF8U
I sure hope it becomes the beginning of the end for Marvel.:optimistic:

Everything has a life cycle, and Marvel's seems unnaturally prolonged. But this kind of thing- squeezing customers for as long as they live- is kind of Disney's long term plan, and they're very good at the long game in spite of also hitting massive short term profits.

It's one reason I'm amused by fanboys unironically loving a series focused on rebels desperately battling a monolithic empire while supporting a company that is essentially entertainment's Galactic Empire.

I thought it was bad in the waning years of Lucas' control of the franchise when merchandising went overboard and we got stuff like Kinect Star Wars (which I've started to appreciate for its comedy value) but it's gotten exponentially worse under Disney.
 
I sure hope it becomes the beginning of the end for Marvel.:optimistic:

Everything has a life cycle, and Marvel's seems unnaturally prolonged. But this kind of thing- squeezing customers for as long as they live- is kind of Disney's long term plan, and they're very good at the long game in spite of also hitting massive short term profits.

It's one reason I'm amused by fanboys unironically loving a series focused on rebels desperately battling a monolithic empire while supporting a company that is essentially entertainment's Galactic Empire.

I thought it was bad in the waning years of Lucas' control of the franchise when merchandising went overboard and we got stuff like Kinect Star Wars (which I've started to appreciate for its comedy value) but it's gotten exponentially worse under Disney.
Doesn’t help the fact that Brie Larson looks bored as fuck in Captain Marvel.
 
So I guess the Disney EU is getting pretty weird now.

I mean WHAT THE FUCK?

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EDIT: Also, amusingly in Plinkett's The Star Wars Awakens review when running down a list of gay characters in Star Wars he lists Tarkin as "elderly gay".

 
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So I guess the Disney EU is getting pretty weird now.

I mean WHAT THE FUCK?

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EDIT: Also, amusingly in Plinkett's The Star Wars Awakens review when running down a list of gay characters in Star Wars he lists Tarkin as "elderly gay".

https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=miVRaoR_8xQ;t=4859
I'm not surprised. To make up for their severe lack of creativity and entertainment value they have to replace said elements with wokeness to get easy positive reviews and reception from those who only care about cheap pandering points over the actual nature of the story and characters. Wendig tried to do a similar thing with either Biggs and/or Wedge, then there's the Marvel Comics, LeiaxHoldo, tusken raider warriors all being female, and Lando goes without saying. Anyway we'll probably get full coverage of it soon because Wookieepedia speds have been in a debate about wanting to create articles for different sexualities and genders, and I don't mean the alien kind. Honestly stuff like KOTOR, Hutts, Zeltrons and even the crapfest that was tortanic handled this kind of shit better without ever being in your face with it or making pointless retcons for the sake of muh diversity.
 
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I can't tell if that sentence in the Personality section is genuine or a troll edit, that's how weird Star Wars is now.
It's apparently nu-canon from the anthology "A Certain Point of View" (I haven't read it but was recently informed of it). Which features contributions from our own lolcow section like Chuck Wendig and Wil Wheaton.
 
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Sure, but Leia wasn't the super soldier that cartoon portrayed her as. The whole thing was a team effort.
I mean they did pretty good for what they were: an over-the-hill Jedi with a death wish, a green farmboy spoiling for action, a smuggler and his gorilla/dog buddy, and some gay robots. Leia was pretty competent for a mostly non-combatant Rebel agent, but she's hardly a professional soldier. If she was a better combatant she wouldn't have been captured in the first place by common stormtroopers.

Plus, as is an important plot point: the Empire let them go.
 
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To be fair, Princess Leia's rescue wasn't exactly done by a crack team of Rebel Commandos.
Not really. There's more to it. Read the rest of the section. And her own article lists her as leading the rescue and protecting her rescuers all the way.

Apparently, Disney have used fan spaceship artist Ansel Hsiao's creations in a publication without proper credit.

http://fractalsponge.net/?p=4224
Well this is certainly a new low. Its not the first time Disney has traced art for a shitty guide, but I think this is the first time they've used fan art. Also wasn't there a similar issue with some of Solo's promotional material in that they copied the posters from another movie?

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Well this is certainly a new low. Its not the first time Disney has traced art for a shitty guide, but I think this is the first time they've used fan art. Also wasn't there a similar issue with some of Solo's promotional material in that they copied the posters from another movie?
That's what you get when you hire nothing but people who's creativity starts and ends at making derivative stuff.
"There's this plot I once saw in a movie, lets do that and add some of these other things I saw in other movies!"
"That's a nice artwork, let's use that as """reference"""!"

Not really. There's more to it. Read the rest of the section. And her own article lists her as leading the rescue and protecting her rescuers all the way.
I guess she only wanted to take a nap in a cozy cell to regain her sass, so she can stride right to the next starship, swagger into the bridge and order the imperial soldiers to obey her, for she is not going to take no shit from noone. Or else, she might give them the sassy snap and neck-spin.
Luke and Han can count themselves lucky for bumping into her before getting themselves hurt... and they should be grateful to be allowed to tag along with Leia, even though she has more important matters to attend to.
 
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=aRHJYZt0r5kWorldclassbullshitters just did a video on how the MCU is about to be cucked by Brie Larson and Captain Marvel in the same manner as Star Wars.

Pretty soon, the Kiwi Farms might have to make a MCU Grieving thread.
Apparently she's been pretty antagonistic towards male fans from what I understand. Reddit white knights have been quite adamant about defending her and their arguments usually devolve into bashing "evil cis white male" Star Wars fans for ruining SW and thinking that if Captain Marvel fails, it'll be the fans' fault.
https://www.reddit.com/r/moviescirclejerk/comments/apu85g/reeeee_larson_strikes_again/
Yeah cuz its not like both male and female fans of all races are displeased with the state of SW... nope. Its only the evil cis male white nerds./sneed
 
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https://www.cbr.com/rian-johnson-star-wars-savior/

Sorry, Last Jedi Haters, But Rian Johnson May Be Star Wars' Savior
A substantial portion of the Star Wars fanbase was turned off the franchise after Rian Johnson's The Last Jedi back in 2017. Though a substantial amount of the outrage people saw online following the film's cinematic release was evidently due to Russian bots, there were more than a few real fans who reacted negatively to the film and toward Johnson, who wrote and directed it.

That was exemplified by the events that unfolded on Twitter recently, when a rumor began to circulate that Johnson was going to be stepping back from the franchise and that his planned trilogy had been canceled. These rumors spread fast, thanks in part to SuperBrosMovies, only to be debunked just as quickly, much to the disappointment of Johnson's most ardent detractors. The site has since published an apology, which Johnson has humbly accepted.


There are a lot of Star Wars fans out there that would love to see Rian Johnson removed from the franchise, just because of a few elements of The Last Jedi, which is somewhat unreasonable. The film was far from perfect, and some of the most vocal critics have established some valid reasons for wanting to shun it, criticizing specific elements as opposed to writing off the entire film like some. However, no matter what your stance is on the matter, there's no denying that Johnson was able to produce something unique, which is exactly what the Star Wars franchise needs going forward.

Before some of you leave to grab your pitchforks, let's take a look at what the film saga thus far has brought us, along with the anthology films and television shows.

The original trilogy offered something new to cinema with its setting, characters and concepts. The story revolved around Luke Skywalker discovering the Force, learning how to connect with it and break through the limitations he imposed on himself so he could free his father and the galaxy from the evil of the Emperor. The prequel trilogy built on that by presenting the story of Anakin Skywalker to show us how someone could easily fall, no matter how noble their drive.


It's been 40 years since A New Hope, and the franchise continues to revolve around the Skywalker bloodline without really providing audiences with anything new. To do that, Lucasfilm has nearly exhausted the franchise of any kind of much needed mystery until, as we've started to see, the smallest details are being mined for narrative building material. Nowhere was that more painfully clear than in Solo: A Star Wars Story (directed by Ron Howard), which many fans found to misuse the characters and world at its disposal in order to expand on generally uninteresting details like the origin of those dice or how Han Solo got his blaster.

The entirety of Rogue One (directed by Gareth Edwards) revolved around one very specific detail from A New Hope and it was a great film, but using minor details from beloved films as the basis for an entire story is no way to continue a franchise. Star Wars -- with regard to the films in particular -- needs to start innovating with characters and stories.

Outside of the comic books, novels and video games, the Star Wars franchise has always seemed trapped in the same story about the Skywalker family, the fall of the Republic and the rise of the Empire. The sequel trilogy has inched away from it when it should have made strides.

When the franchise returned to cinemas with The Force Awakens (directed by J.J. Abrams), fans excitedly praised the film only to realize over time (after the nostalgic charm wore off) that the film, including its plot and some of its characters, were complete replicas of A New Hope. A Force-sensitive hero from a desert planet is forced to leave their home, meet Han and Chewie and embark on a dangerous mission to destroy a Death Star, or in this case a "Death Planet," in the form of Starkiller base. The only truly unique character is the former Stormtrooper.

There were different faces and names, but that's virtually all the film had to offer the franchise, which did not bode well for Disney's sequel trilogy.

Enter The Last Jedi, which brought audiences a new tone, new characters, concepts and more while adhering to the plot it had to continue. Again, the film definitely had its flaws, no one is claiming that The Last Jedi was the greatest Star Wars film of all time. It may not have been the greatest, but out of the entries we've seen over the last two decades, it was certainly the most intriguing.

Rian Johnson wasn't afraid to play around with everything the franchise had introduced in the past. The Force was used in new and exciting ways, and the Resistance employed different strategies that may not have been practical, but were certainly gorgeous to watch.


The film even introduced fresh mysteries to familiar characters like Luke Skywalker, who was depicted as being a bitter old hermit instead of the perfect hero everyone expected him to be. It's far more interesting and adds more depth to the character. Whether or not you agree, it's undeniable that Johnson has some original ideas to offer, and he's likely to prove that with his trilogy, unhindered by the need to build around anything audiences have seen dozens of times already.

Fans have expressed their resentment for what they perceive to be Disney's attempt at squeezing a beloved title for every toy and merchandising opportunity it can get. Rian Johnson, who has proven himself an avid Star Wars fan, can change that by creating a unique story, not because he wants to help sell toys, but because he has a story he wants to tell that will make that galaxy far, far away feel that much bigger.

So, to the overly critical fans we'll say this: Rian Johnson hasn't ruined the franchise, he's brought hope to it.
 
Apparently she's been pretty antagonistic towards male fans from what I understand. Reddit white knights have been quite adamant about defending her and their arguments usually devolve into bashing "evil cis white male" Star Wars fans for ruining SW and thinking that if Captain Marvel and the MCU fail, it'll be the fans' fault.
https://www.reddit.com/r/moviescirclejerk/comments/apu85g/reeeee_larson_strikes_again/
Yeah cuz its not like both male and female fans of all races are displeased with the state of SW... nope. Its only the evil cis male white nerds./sneed
Keep in mind that I saw millions of white MCU fans in theaters when Black Panther came out.

Not sure if I should say that Fiege is turning into another Kennedy or not.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aRHJYZt0r5kWorldclassbullshitters just did a video on how the MCU is about to be cucked by Brie Larson and Captain Marvel in the same manner as Star Wars.

Pretty soon, the Kiwi Farms might have to make a MCU Grieving thread.
That is just optimistic. If Captain Marvel turns out to be a bad movie with financial failure, it will not end the MCU as there were other bad films that didn't do so well in the MCU's library. I could see this if a movie like Avengers Endgame and Spiderman both fail tremendously and have similar shit with them, but I doubt that's the case.
 
That is just optimistic. If Captain Marvel turns out to be a bad movie with financial failure, it will not end the MCU as there were other bad films that didn't do so well in the MCU's library. I could see this if a movie like Avengers Endgame and Spiderman both fail tremendously and have similar shit with them, but I doubt that's the case.
I see your point, though Brie Larson does look a bit miscasted.
 
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