Livestream FERGUZONE: Tyce and Jace cross the streams, Eli fails another assassination

[DN 420]

oh, that whacky eli. you were supposed to get a check, not a greeting card! *audience laughter*

 

[Truck Rockfort]

Yeah the 420assasin has returned!

 

[WWWWolf]

ECONOMY has gone not so bad because they took out quickscoping in Black Ops i mean GHOSTS. [sorry lost my transcription skills, drunk] I'M AN INTELLECTUAL ok.
Edit: FEDERAL DISCRESSION WHATEVER SHHIT I MEAN DRUG ANDINISTRATION I MEAN CIGARILLO WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING sorry my transcription isn't JACE DARES TYCE TO SEND HIM GAY WOLF SEX okay WHAT
*edit2*
TOLKIEN SPINNING IN GRAVE POWERS THE WHOLE UNIVERSE THROUGH THE POWER OF KINETIC ENERGY ALONE
*edit3*
NOT. IN. HIS. MEDS.

 

[Truck Rockfort]

Oh god, Eli apparently went to more than one house in search of Tyce

 

[WWWWolf]

I'm depressed now. The guy needs meds. Seriously. ...sounding kinda bad. Seriously. ...he's amusing, but HIS PUKING TELLS ME OTHERWISE

Edit: what the fuck and/or as/such and/or and/or as/such and/or and/or as/such and/or and/or as/such and/or and/or as/such and/or

 

[Naamaleipuri]

Dat balding spot

 

[PaxtonFettel]

Eli "had to flee to Taco Bell after leaving his vehicle at a next door neighbors lawn"

 

[DN 420]

eli actually almost took off his sunglasses holy shit

 

[niggers]

DAMMIT I WAS SO CLOSE

WE ALMOST GOT THEM

FUCK

 

[WWWWolf]

BEST INTRODUCTION OF @FlyAwayNow EVER.

 

[Frank_Jaeger]

How black is he? None more black

 

[DN 420]

eli's shirt confirmed for anthrax

 

[Skeletor]

Eli is the greatest troll ever.

 

[Frank_Jaeger]

Wow Eli at least wear a muscle bra or something jeez

 

[meatslab]

 

[WWWWolf]

"HI MATT HELLO MATT HI MATT HELLO MATT HI HELLO MATT HELLO"

"MY SOURCE IS THE STREETS"

[Matt] "Oh, the great Eli is here"

EDIT: "HOW MUCH WEED IS THAT????????!?!??!?!?!?!??"

EDIT2: THIS IS A GREETING CARD? DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A CHEQUE TO YOU????????!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!? HELLOOO??!??!?!?!?!!!

EDIT3: [Eli] What??????????

EDIT4: *doot doot doot dododo doot doot doot dodododo*

 

[Ze Red Medic]

"I don't need you, cat!"

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Awww, he got all emotional over Tyce again.

 

[WWWWolf]

"I hope you're recording this for posterity..."

 

[Truck Rockfort]

Africa was a futuristic utopian city that was attacked by vikings who were tricked by loki and then turned africa into what it is today.