"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[I raped a dog 2day]

He always was a cosplayer. Like his fellow re.tard CWC, he's never grown out of the toys he played with as a kid. Chris likes lego and ponies, Phil likes to dress up like and ape other people.

He was weeaboo until he died, Maoist until he died, commie until he died etc and antifa is just another one of the cool edgy 'badgood' guys Phil's loved right from his Naruto years. What's he moving on to after his current obsession? The only requisite is that they have some sort of uniform Phil can dress up in, and that he can pretend to be a member online.

I hope he decides to start telling everyone he’s in the PLO and tries to suicide bomb something

 

[AnOminous]

I hope he decides to start telling everyone he’s in the PLO and tries to suicide bomb something

My only worry is he is so fucking dumb he might run into an actual terrorist who straps something on his dumb ass and sends him somewhere.

 

[MMX]

Looks like our super solder sleeps in his tard action gear.....
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So is it
1: antifa super solider stealth
2: Toren black out drunk

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I just love the total lack of thought that's gone into wearing a disguise in your own house. Like, how's it supposed to work? "Alright, Kiwi agents, we're in Phil's apartment and - oh, my mistake, there's some complete stranger here asleep on the couch. Retreat!"

 

[Guy Smiley]

Looks like our super solder sleeps in his tard action gear.....
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Most people don't sleep loudly, Phil. Some people snore or breathe heavily but that's more the exception than the rule. "Sleeping quietly" isn't that great of an achievement

That said, I absolutely do not believe this. If Phil doesn't snore like a water buffalo then I am Mickey Mouse.

 

[AnOminous]

I just love the total lack of thought that's gone into wearing a disguise in your own house. Like, how's it supposed to work? "Alright, Kiwi agents, we're in Phil's apartment and - oh, my mistake, there's some complete stranger here asleep on the couch. Retreat!"

He's like a baby hiding his face behind his hands.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[Positron]

"It would suck to not have phone service and I get attacked by Patriot Prayer or some shit."
You don't need a sim card to call the cops, potato.

Brand whore:

 

[Coldgrip]

How bout you get your bed back first, Phil?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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There are no circumstances under which you “need” black blankets. What, is it a ninja bed?

"It would suck to not have phone service and I get attacked by Patriot Prayer or some shit."
You don't need a sim card to call the cops, potato.

Brand whore:
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The supersoldier thing isn’t that confusing. It’s like the transformation sequence in Captain America, except instead of super soldier serum, it’s an inferiority complex and instead of getting ripped he just continues to be fat.

 

[Dentontx]

instead of getting ripped he just continues to be fat.

That's our Phil: neither ripped nor #analripped, never one and definitely not the other.

 

[The Dude]

At best after the bombs drop Phil's hovel will be good for some scrap metal and an encounter with a bedroom dwelling diseased ghoul that drops a lot of unnamed booze.

Fallout: Cascadia sounds both darker and more hilarious than I imagined.

 

[Positron]

Phil is calling himself "Jake":

You wonder why?

"...accuse one of her rando neighbors out of scare her..." Hmmmm...

And there seems to be a few more Jakes among AntiFaggots:

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

The only list Phil is on is the "free or reduced lunch " list, you fucking dumb cunt.

 

[Coldgrip]

By all means Phil, part with your bike. It'd end up in the hands of somebody that could actually use the damn thing.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

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"Sacrifice everything to combat Kiwi Farms"

Including your dick and your self-respect?

 

[Coldgrip]

"Sacrifice everything to combat Kiwi Farms"

Including your dick and your self-respect?

When did he have self-respect?

He’s now covering his face up entirely because we keep laughing at him.

Why do I get the feeling he's the type of idiot that would fire a gun with his eyes totally covered?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

He’s now covering his face up entirely because we keep laughing at him. Phil, we know what you look like. If we ever need to identify you, we’ll just match your many, many selfies to the fat guy standing like a sped who uses the “evil” emoji because he is a child.

I’d be interested to know what sacrifices he plans to make. He can’t even hold off on buying toys for long enough to ensure he has food. Or is he demanding that other people get arrested to take down some forum they’ve never heard of?

 

[The Dude]

He must have had a particularly "special" look on his face that he was embarrassed about, so he covered it up with a childish Facebook sticker. Oooh, such a scary photo! I'm so intimidated!

What a fucking tard.

And Jake? OK, sure. Jake rhymes with fake, flake, mistake...

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

I like how his grand cause to become a terrorist over is a bunch of shitposters on a forum.