1/29/19 The exodus is canceled - Looks like the drunken ogre is here to stay

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BlueArmedDevil

Blinding flashes. Sounds of explosions...
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Mod Edit: http://archive.fo/ROBF9
 
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"Get your fucking weird fetish gear out of the bedroom, and stop staring at me so much. You can sleep on the couch."
 
"As a result, we both want more autonomy."
Just so we're all on the same page, how exactly does this work?
They already just exist in their own worlds.
One in a drunken stupor, the other in an autistic haze of LARPing as an antifa super soldier.

"More defined personal spaces within the house. I do and will continue to live in the so-called living room which is now practically a fortified Antifa barracks.
I just can't have the dungeon / kink shit in the bedroom anymore :3"
O-oh... now it all makes sense.
Clearly, the egg was rotten, and after talking about it, Toren has decided to stay as long as Phil continues to pay for his living expenses and vodka.
But, Toren now controls the bedroom 100% of the way and will allow NOTHING of Phils within it.
Funny how that works.
 
So, they have been roommates all along instead of platonic, queer, transgender girlfriends that Isaboy has been harping about for years. We get it, Phil, you are asexual, and we totally know it. Time to get out of the closet. Just admit to being a homoromantic asexual for Christsakes.
 
Jesus christ well count me as having thought WAY too highly of Phil in the previous thread. Continues to be the single person dumb enough for vodka grandma to grift off of. Non-platonically? Bitch, that means Toren doesn't want to be friends with you.
 
Aka they are both social lepers and no one wants Toren to move in, and no one jumped to live with Phil.
 
What a fucking pussy, can't even stand his ground and kick him out even though they clearly want nothing to do with each other anymore (well, one of them: I'm pretty sure Phil would take him back, he's fucking desperate and he isn't exactly fighting them off with a stick).
 
Phil is officially the most pathetic “person” alive. I’d bet that the Voddy Gobs threatened to tell the whole troon community shit that Phil doesn’t want people to know.

I bet it involves the lie about GRS.
 
Did Phil forget about the "I can no longer effectively provide for her" bullshit?
 
So Toren's next mark wasn't quite lined up well enough, and threatening to move out scared Phil into doing whatever toren wants, despite the fact that the flat is Phil's. Sounds like Toren's gotten sick of Phil's childish roleplays, and has demanded Phil keep the fuck out of his face and out of his way (and probably his sight too).

Oh Phil, you stupid, bullied sped. So many bullshit excuses for being cowed by a gobshite drunk almost twice his age. Truly a fearless antifa supersoldier.
 
I'm just surprised that Slingblade didn't milk his paypigs before calling it quits.
 
Jesus christ well count me as having thought WAY too highly of Phil in the previous thread. Continues to be the single person dumb enough for vodka grandma to grift off of. Non-platonically? Bitch, that means Toren doesn't want to be friends with you.

Clearly he begged Toren not to leave him alone to face the Fash and Kiwi Hordes alone, so the Vodka Ogre got every concession he ever wanted, complete 100% control of the bedroom and no need to pay anything.

Fuckin sad.
 
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