🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

[nad7155]

Looks at himself in the mirror and says "Who is the smartest of them all? Oh, that's right... ME! MEEEE!"

There is zero point arguing with this turd.

But I have vodka, so I don't care.

 

[ASoulMan]

You can claim to be smart all day and night, but it's how you articulate your words into points that truly matters DJ Church.

 

[ON 190]

He hasn't translated the French phrases I wrote to him, despite saying he was "well-versed" in French. I call him out on it... his reply?

Sure I did... "Never" has yet to pass.

So, remember guys, we can all claim we've done things like chores, papers, or shoveling because we can't say we NEVER did in the future!

 

[The Knife]

He hasn't translated the French phrases I wrote to him, despite saying he was "well-versed" in French. I call him out on it... his reply?

So, remember guys, we can all claim we've done things like chores, papers, or shoveling because we can't say we NEVER did.

So he parses French the way he does English? At least he's consistent.

 

[ON 190]

So he parses French the way he does English? At least he's consistent.

I've been utterly schooled, since he'll clearly translate it at some undetermined point in the future. It's all my mistake for saying he "never" translated it.

 

[DespicableFool]

You're far from my favorite people.

Also, how is it possible you challenge my intellect at all when a vast majority of you spend the majority of your posts either denying it exists or denying it does?!

It doesn't matter if you like us. Either you leave and don't see us again, or you put up with us.

Uh, well, you see you say stupid things, claiming that they make you smart, you make it really easy to do so. For example, and this was already pointed out, your skills in communicating through writing are lacking, made evident through your question. Seriously though, how can we challenge your intellect if we deny it exists, or denying it exists? Oh, that's not what you said? Then try to write your message again, this time writing in a way that would make sense to someone not privy to your thought processes. I mean, some of us are thousands of miles away from you. We may not even think the same way just because of where we are.

 

[ON 190]

It doesn't matter if you like us. Either you leave and don't see us again, or you put up with us.

Uh, well, you see you say stupid things, claiming that they make you smart, you make it really easy to do so. For example, and this was already pointed out, your skills in communicating through writing are lacking, made evident through your question. Seriously though, how can we challenge your intellect if we deny it exists, or denying it exists? Oh, that's not what you said? Then try to write your message again, this time writing in a way that would make sense to someone not privy to your thought processes. I mean, some of us are thousands of miles away from you. We may not even think the same way just because of where we are.

I wonder if he's a believer in Time Cube.

 

[DespicableFool]

I've been utterly schooled, since he'll clearly translate it at some undetermined point in the future. It's all my mistake for saying he "never" translated it.

Not exactly. You were correct to say he never translated in the past tense. For some reason, he thought you said he never will. Basically, he's saying he's working on it, I guess.

I promise I'm not doing these in-jokes on purpose.

 

[ON 190]

I promise I'm not doing these in-jokes on purpose.

Even if they were on purpose, I'd still think you are as street as I think you are now. Which is very street.

 

[DespicableFool]

I wonder if he's a believer in Time Cube.

*Looks up Time Cube* ...That makes too much sense.

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

I wonder if he's a believer in Time Cube.

Man, we've seen what Teej can do with 1 simultaneous day, just imagine if he believed in 4-simultaneous-days-same-earth-rotation &/or the fact that the belly button proves 4 corner theory!

 

[Optimus Prime]

You're far from my favorite people.

And yet you've spent more time with us than anybody you know in real life.

 

[klystron]

You could be the most intelligent person alive, but you're still a crazy fuck. What good is intelligence when you can't communicate well?

This is like when I attempted the network protocol analogy to indicate that you can't be a successful communicator if nobody understands what you say. He won't get it.

I'm starting to think that TJ thinks "threads being gone" are when he's banned and can no longer access them. He makes sock-puppets during those few moments of clarity when he realizes nobody likes him and sees the threads are still there. It's sad, really.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

It would actually be really funny to make TJ's thread invisible to him when he signed in

 

[bacterium]

You're far from my favorite people.

Teej, I love you. I do. And believe it or not, I would still love you if you weren't the smartest man on the planet.

Also, thank you for the great sex. I never thought it would actually happen but wow.

 

[Dravite]

Surely you know this already, TJ, but extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. Someone claiming they've caught a unicorn isn't enough - I want to go around back and see it, try to pull off its horn, etc. etc., all to prove that they do indeed have a unicorn.

Saying you're the smartest person on the forums is an extraordinary claim. You have so far failed to prove the claim to anyone's satisfaction, and in fact, have worked to disprove yourself, and so until you provide some other proof besides your own words, I don't believe that.

Claiming that someone sent you a loaded gun, thereby spending hundreds of dollars and risking federal gunrunning charges at the very least, all to get back at some idiot on the Internet, is an extraordinary claim. If I'm going to believe that, you're going to have to provide some proof - police reports, pictures of the threat, names, dates... Until you do that, I'm not going to believe that claim either.

Meanwhile, your friend from Literotica has provided links to and details of your antics, and because, through your own actions here, have proven that what you did over there is something that you do on a regular basis, I choose to believe them. Furthermore, your posting history both here and there have proven that you have a history of lying and making a fool of yourself in the process, meaning that I'm also going to doubt the more reasonable things you might say, thereby removing your own words out of contention for being ordinary proof of anything for me.

Funny how that works, no?

 

[DespicableFool]

Man, we've seen what Teej can do with 1 simultaneous day, just imagine if he believed in 4-simultaneous-days-same-earth-rotation &/or the fact that the belly button proves 4 corner theory!

I think I may look into the claims this thing says, just to laugh at it.

 

[cityofcaterpillar]

how is it possible you challenge my intellect at all when a vast majority of you spend the majority of your posts either denying it exists or denying it does?!

as with alot of tj's input here, this is like a garbled &/or verbose version of jace's RESPECT ME posts.

 

[namazuros]

3] No, there was no problem I could have reported when the person sent me the handgun. For one, the return address turned-out to be an abandoned building. For another, h_k admitting to it (& other posts he made) showed the police h_k holding a gun would be equally-dangerous to h_k as it would be if they gave/sent it someone else.

This makes an astonishing amount of sense as long as you think about it when hitting yourself in the face with a frying pan.

 

[ON 190]

I think I may look into the claims this thing says, just to laugh at it.

You'll need some more concrete wall head-bashes.