"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[nvrwastetree]

The Shit Hits the Fan. Basically the societal collapse that people like him pray for whether it's caused by the Rapture, Alien Invasion, Civil War or Natural Disaster.

Thank you. I guess I didn't realize that shit hits the fans has a abbreviation (Phil's probably the only person that uses it).

Phil got up super early today.

He was worried that because the government is shutdown, he wouldn't get his tugboat. Which is odd, considering Phil's main focus these days is shutting down the government.

If I could ask Phil one thing, it would be what his solution to this dichotomy is and how he plans to live if his LARP squad succeeds in shutting down the government.

What Phil doesn't know is that even in the event of a government shut down, he will still get his food stamps so he can buy his cheese. Same goes for his tugboat. He's fine. This is just Phil trying to get his antifa comrads to feel sorry for himhso they can give him money. Once again, Phil shows us how much he knows about the shutdown, which is that he has no fucking clue as to what is going on, and what happens when the government shuts down. Even though he says that he wants the government to collapse, in reality, we all know he doesn't. He wouldn't know what to do or how to survive.

Wait, what, this fat fuck thinks he can singlehandedly start a civil war? He can’t even take control of his own bowels.

Pretty much. It's probably because since he is the prime minister of antifa, and is under the delusion that everyone knows who he is, and how inspring he is, that he will be able to use said delusions to spark a civil war. Maybe Phil should concentrate on the basics first, like wiping his ass, taking a shower, and cleaning his non existent trench that he forgot (up until the middle of last month, then once reminded, he started to put it into his daily tard session on Twitter/Facebook. It's the same as Chris giving people a daily reminder that he's a bisexual troon), then once he has those three things down, he can focus on this war that only he wants.

 

[MasterDisaster]

18- 24 months from now.

Nothing like a two year window to justify doing nothing, eh?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Can you imagine the call to action? “Comrades! Today we go to war because I was unable to get the money the government gives me because I’m officially too much of a sped even to sort glass! Who stands with me?”

18- 24 months from now.

Nothing like a two window to justify doing nothing, eh?

Funny how he’s gone from “it’s going to happen really soon” to “in 2019” to “in 18-24 months.” I guess he realised we’re going to call him out when it doesn’t happen.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Can you imagine the call to action? “Comrades! Today we go to war because I was unable to get the money the government gives me because I’m officially too much of a sped even to sort glass! Who stands with me?”

Funny how he’s gone from “it’s going to happen really soon” to “in 2019” to “in 18-24 months.” I guess he realised we’re going to call him out when it doesn’t happen.

No one will stand with Phil, even if he has a megaphone and is screaming that shit in the middle of a crowd/rally. But what they will do is band together to make fun of Phil, embarrass him, and then laugh at him.

Just like how Phil had a difficult time keeping the dates/times of all his appointments (he even made a calendar to record those fictitious dates and claimes, and the dipshit still forgot them). I don't think anyone ever taught Phil that 24 months is 2 years.

 

[Deadpool]

I believe that there is a much higher chance of Chris's dimensional merge happening, than a civil war where Phil will fight bravely.

 

[wellthathappened]

 

[Positron]

Phil apparently belongs to the "Death Squad" now:

Viva la Consumerisme!

 

[Deadpool]

Phil apparently belongs to the "Death Squad" now:
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Viva la Consumerisme!

I fucking hate people that want there to be a recession. "Sure people will suffer, and more people will go hungry, BUT MUH POLITICS!!!"

 

[Positron]

Phil got up super early today.

He was worried that because the government is shutdown, he wouldn't get his tugboat. Which is odd, considering Phil's main focus these days is shutting down the government.

If I could ask Phil one thing, it would be what his solution to this dichotomy is and how he plans to live if his LARP squad succeeds in shutting down the government.

His bouncing and squeaking just prior to this is even more entertaining. What a little megalomaniac.

 

[Mogambo]

Might not even be Phil. Wouldn't put it past him to just find some random picture of someone LARP'ing and claim it.

I mean, you're not wrong, but its definitely Phil. Normally I'd say look for stupid teenage edgelord stuff stapled to or drawn on his clothes, but those mongoloid eyes and that weird pose give it away. Phil is basically that weird 90s special ed kid from your high school who never grew up and somehow latched onto SJW identity politics. Those poses he does, for example, he's trying to look "sexy" and "feminine" but doesn't quite realize he has the body of a hog and so looks anything but. There's something stiff about him, unnatural. Interestingly enough, he looked much more "gay" in his younger pictures. At least to me. Like his one where he's cosplaying Jennifer Lopez at Wawa. No, he doesn't look anything like Jennifer Lopez, a woman at all, but he does have the body language of a gay man. I mean he's also got a massive turkey wattle going on, but before he put on so much weight, started balding and got covered in tattoos, he at least looked like some weird gay guy. Now he looks more like a mentally ill homeless person, which to be fair, he basically is, or at least wants to be. I pity him if he loses his tard housing now, because he won't be able to mooch off youth centres and friendly lesbians like he used to.

Of course, he still seems to have "friends," if these photos are anything to go by. It'd be interesting to find out about all his other "Antifa" cabinet. I feel like they're probably lolcows in their own right, but a bit more clever than Phil (not that that's particularly hard to do mind you).

 

[Coldgrip]

Antifa cunts, not you though because you're a complete coward, often destroy mom and pop shops because they're entitled faggots.

Now be a real anarchist and quit accepting government handouts. After all, the hand that gives you something can take it away.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Phil apparently belongs to the "Death Squad" now:
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Viva la Consumerisme!

"We need to create neighbourhood networks of support"

But only for other antifa tards like yourself, Phil, right? Elderly people, white people, your neighbour downstairs, they can all fuck off.

I wonder why people think antifa are fascist speds...

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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Hold on, Mr “I just bought a shitload of anarchist merchandise/Need financial solidarity to pay the utility bills” is lecturing other people on priorities?

 

[Adamska]

I guess Tardboy Phil doesn't get that a recession means his shitty brand products become harder to buy as stores shutter and his money spreads less.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I guess Tardboy Phil doesn't get that a recession means his shitty brand products become harder to buy as stores shutter and his money spreads less.

He probably thinks he can loot them. Although given how slowly he waddles, the good stuff would all be gone before he got there.

 

[The Dude]

Thank you. I guess I didn't realize that shit hits the fans has a abbreviation (Phil's probably the only person that uses it).



What Phil doesn't know is that even in the event of a government shut down, he will still get his food stamps so he can buy his cheese. Same goes for his tugboat. He's fine. This is just Phil trying to get his antifa comrads to feel sorry for himhso they can give him money. Once again, Phil shows us how much he knows about the shutdown, which is that he has no fucking clue as to what is going on, and what happens when the government shuts down. Even though he says that he wants the government to collapse, in reality, we all know he doesn't. He wouldn't know what to do or how to survive.



Pretty much. It's probably because since he is the prime minister of antifa, and is under the delusion that everyone knows who he is, and how inspring he is, that he will be able to use said delusions to spark a civil war. Maybe Phil should concentrate on the basics first, like wiping his ass, taking a shower, and cleaning his non existent trench that he forgot (up until the middle of last month, then once reminded, he started to put it into his daily tard session on Twitter/Facebook. It's the same as Chris giving people a daily reminder that he's a bisexual troon), then once he has those three things down, he can focus on this war that only he wants.

Actually SHTF is a pretty widely-used abbreviation. It isn't Phil being an Autistic moron (for once).

 

[nvrwastetree]

Phil apparently belongs to the "Death Squad" now:
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Lol he has a bi monthly membership to embarrass the fuck out of himself on Twitter. This dumbass still doesn't understand that he's still going to get his food stamps and tugboat, even into feburary. Also, I laugh Everytime I see Phil mentioning the DOW Jones. It's like he believe the Dow Jones numbers control everything. Hey Phil, news flash, the Dow Jones stocks has been worse than it was yesterday, but there wasn't another recession nor civil war. Can't wait to one of his antifa comrades slaps the shit out of him for being stupid. The only death squad he is in, is the "claim to have GRS, become lazy, don't dilate because it's to painful, now I have sepsis and a rotten crotch death club".

I fucking hate people that want there to be a recession. "Sure people will suffer, and more people will go hungry, BUT MUH POLITICS!!!"

But Phil doesn't understand any of what he posts. If he sees someone panicing about politics, then he has to panic too

 

[MasterDisaster]

What's a recession to someone that lives off the effort of others?

Phil is also under the delusion that donations just magically happen; no matter what at some point money was exchanged to make this happen.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

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That thread is retarded and I don't know what the "consequences" are.

Does that mean Phil shitting himself is the consequence?

 

[Positron]

4 Jan 2019