[Nov 25] Phil Threatens His Neighbor - Fends off Sexual Assault - Needs Bail Money

[Graffiti canvas]

 

[break these cuffs]

It's November

 

[Graffiti canvas]

It's November

Thanks, Fam.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

$50 on the situation being completely in his mind?

His poor neighbor probably has no idea he is fighting a tard right now. Also lol at still calling toren his girlfriend when he constant refers to Phil as a asexual roommate.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

But hold on, Phil, I thought you were an internationally-wanted terrorist killing fascists on the streets of Portland? Why would the police arrest you for this, but not any of your many other infinitely more badass crimes? Surely... you weren’t... lying to make yourself feel better about your failed life?

 

[break these cuffs]

$50 on the situation being completely in his mind?

It's so fucking hard to tell with Spud since he lives so much in fantasy land. Combine that with his dick chop being a huge flop and him being a boring faggot since then, it's entirely likely he just manufactured this as something to bounce and squeak about. If anything happened I'm guessing the neighbor might have said something directly to him whereas before he kept his comments under his breathe or only gave Phil disgusted looks. At most Phil garbled something incomprehensible and waddled away while trying not to piss himself, I know. Especially about the not pissing himself part.

 

[Judge Holden]

Lol I first read this as "Phil Threatens - His Neighbour fends off Sexual Assault" and thougtht that Phil had finally succumbed to eunuch lust and tried to bugger his neighbour with a stud of ginger

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Lol I first read this as "Phil Threatens - His Neighbour fends off Sexual Assault" and thougtht that Phil had finally succumbed to eunuch lust and tried to bugger his neighbour with a stud of ginger

That would be an infinitely more interesting story, but Phil lacks the thought process or anything else to go through with it.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Phil had to smoke some pot and pass out on someone's couch after all that excitement.

 

[break these cuffs]

Phil had to smoke some pot and pass out after all that excitement.

Hopefully Phil's campaign to harass his innocent, likely oblivious, downstairs neighbor garners as much support as I think it will.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil had to smoke some pot and pass out after all that excitement.

I love the way Phil claims to be this total badass who’s feared across Portland, yet one unarmed man giving him the stink-eye terrifies him so much that he can’t even be in the same building. I’m starting to think that his genitalia dropped off out of revulsion at what an unbelievable coward he is.

I don’t know what he thinks his planned mob is going to do, other than give the property management company a solid reason to boot his continent-sized ass to the gutter.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Amusing how hes taking the opportunity to ask for """bail""" money in the middle of his sob story.

 

[trigon]

Phil had to smoke some pot and pass out on someone's couch after all that excitement.

Organizing a mob to harass the landlord and a fellow resident?

Thats an evictin'.

 

[obliviousbeard]

So it's another day of pulling sd cards out of iPhones then, I'd be really surprised if there actually was someone still left who'd let him crash on their couch.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I'd be really surprised if there actually was someone still left who'd let him crash on their couch.

Toren lets Phil crash on his own couch.

 

[wes]

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Tbh fam, it's embarrassing for a "Antifa Crime Min. of Vegan ISIS" to be so cowardly. Real ISIS members would blow up the apartment in the name of the Islamic State.

We should heed Spud's warning though. Casa de Potato apparently has guard ducks!

Spoiler

 

[James Howlett]

I'm surprised Phil hasn't done this earlier. He doesn't seem like someone who would pass up getting ass-pats and begging for money at the same time.

 

[Adamska]

So my guess is that the sickly old man that is his neighbor told him to quiet down due to the two tards being unable to keep quiet at sane hours of the day, and Phil babbled in real life while shitting his pants in fear and then made up this tough guy act to pretend he isn't a fat coward who can't even sleep in his own bed. This is also a shitty attempt to get money from people who won't give it to him since he doesn't feed the scam back, as well as a possibility that the sped-housing he has might be under threat due to how Phil is too retarded to pay his bills on time.

Regardless, it shows once again that Phil is a monstrous retard who can only pick fights if he thinks he's stronger than the victim, and that he's often too chickenshit to even do that.

 

[nvrwastetree]

It's November

The first of the month is in a couple days. Phil will have his tugboat by then. But yeah, if his stupid ass did hit his neighbor with the baton, he's going to have alot more to worry about than going to jail. He's probably going to get hit with a assault with a deadly weapon charge, as well as premeditated murder (hopefully) if everything he has been crying about is true. Also, it's nice to see that Phil finally understands that no one likes him, nor has his back. If he does go to jail, I hope the neighbor presses charges, as well as anything else. If Phil is dumb enough to have slingblade post bail, well, he shouldn't have high hopes for that because we all know toren will just take the bail money and buy booze, just like Jim Lahey and Randy Bobandy.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Its strange that his housemate isn't using their vast array of contacts in the trans twitter community to spread the world about this injustice.