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I honestly think this need for a resolution is what leads to a lot of "DSP Burnout": A new account shows up here or TKOHF with long, informative posts detailing how Phil could resolve these seemingly insurmountable struggles if only he took their advice. Countless times help like this has been sent to Phil over the past decade, and somehow he continues to defy reason and make it worse for himself. Unless they happen to be Nich, these Good Samaritans grow exhausted and eventually disappear.



Someone can correct me if this is wrong: After his suspension, Phil backed down from his use of the word "fundraiser"

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as well as the language dealing with how Bits are used (from the locked "Darksydephil Twitch Suspension - February 26, 2018" thread here).

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So it could be either one, or both.

The fact this is even a question we have to ask is laughable. Only Phil would somehow take what is usually a good thing of a fundraiser. Something someone is doing every day for charity and somehow make it about him and get fucking punished for being so aggressive about it.

Either he got in trouble for begging for money under the guise of a fundraiser, or he got in trouble for pushing bits so hard Twitch had to step in and tell him too cool it down.

How do you fuck up like this Dave? How?

If it was more the fundraiser and less the bits, he really will have to be careful. I know a lot of streamers have donation goals, but the ones I watch generally don't say much. They'll tell you what it's for and then thank whatever donations they receive. So I can see Twitch seeing him basically demanding money from his viewers and giving him a clout round the ear.

If it was the bits more than the fundraiser he'll probably be just as bad or worse than last year minus the word 'bits'. I suppose when we see which route he takes come Christmas we'll have a definitive answer to this question that shouldn't even need asking.

Fuck sake Dave.
 
The solution to the tax situation is actually very simple and I'm not sure why it hasn't been suggested yet. If we were to all just get second jobs we could easily donate an extra $100 to Dave each month and that would mean a total of $500 per person before tax time in 5 months. That means we only need 32 fans to do this and he'll be set. I know its fun being immature kids all day long but its time to grow up become big boy adults and #savethehouse. And remember we need to budget our money better next year since taxes happen every year and clearly we didn't put enough away into our Dave's taxes part of our yearly budgets.
On a serious note is it the same people from 6 months to a year ago donating the bulk of the money or is it constantly changing because I am not sure which one I find harder to believe.

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Not sure if it was mentioned but thirdeye was unbanned
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I like how a permanent life-time ban to Phil means getting unbanned within 36 hours.

Wow this is a shit show of a pre-stream. Addressing the ack ack ack laugh, negative memes, t posing.

"Snort snort snort snort! First off, I don't do it that often"
"I don't ban memes from the channel"

Wow this is juicy. I hope someone records all this.
 
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I like how a permanent life-time ban to Phil means getting unbanned within 36 hours.

Wow this is a shit show of a pre-stream. Addressing the ack ack ack laugh, negative memes, t posing.

"Snort snort snort snort! First off, I don't do it that often"
"I don't ban memes from the channel"

Wow this is juicy. I hope someone records all this.
Someone always does
 
Mrhuth Stuff usually provides. Shout out to Mrhuth Stuff for holding it down.

Phil claims that after he shit-canned Thirdeye, thirdeye asked him to reconsider. Phil had a mod summit and he asked a bunch of people what they thought. Apparently the consensus was to give him another chance but to keep a fourth eye on thirdeyethethird just in case.

Translation = I need that money, i really do ! DSP was just flexing in order to stop Thirdeye's bait. He had no intention of permanently banning one of his top pay pigs.
 
holy shit hes still playing dragon quest....like yeah its a long game but for god sakes man its not a what going on 3 month game....finish this damn game. I remember him saying something a bit ago about how no other streamers or content creators would stick it out this long on this game.....and thats because they dont take this fucking long to finish it dumb ass.....
 
Phil said he doesn't know if he can buy final fantasy 4 while it's on sale before its over because he's so busy He doesn't have time because during his breaks he can't even get a second to himself. His break is too hectic dudes
That hot 50 percent off deal , which it is on sale for, 5 times a year. It never goes any lower. Doesn't even include the after years.
 
So Trollatronix cheered and said he flagged Tevin's re-stream as well as his archives. DSP drops some not so subtle hints that people should mass flag, but they can't because Tevin deletes his restreams.

About a minute later, Trollatronix cheers again to say that Tevin has all the restreams archived, and Phil is wrong.

So naturally, he's now ignoring Trollatronix's constant cheering. He's trying to tell DSP that Tevin's restreams are archived (going against his narrative that he can't report them because he removes the streams)

He's ignored 3 cheers now from the cuck.

Trollatronix "Why is DSP ignoring my cheers?"

Mods keep clearing the chat. DSP refuses to answer, he's too busy sausage posing on the couch and bitching about the game because it's putting up slight resistance.

And he's officially skipped over those cheers to focus on one that Fred Flinstone just made. RIP Cuckatronix.

Hbomberguy (probably that one, yes) tipped 2 dollars. He's hogging the leaderboard good tonight, because apparently nobody else is tipping.

Trollatronix just cheered a 4th time to ask "Phil did you see my last few cheers ???"
Yes. He did. Settle down, he's ignoring you.
 
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Phil finally acknowledged after about 8 messages from Trollatronix, and replied with "I don't want to talk about it. I don't care" 10 minutes ago, he actually stopped the game to rant. Now he doesn't care and doesn't want to talk about it.
Shoutout to trollatronix for being an absolute cuck, literally imagine tossing quarters at someone just to say the same thing over and over again because he’s ignoring you. Guys acting like a battered house wife
 
People who are still troll cheering...I just don't get it. He still ignores the vast majority of them.
 
Tevin is trending on the youtube trending page for live streams. He's at position 20. (this isn't the first time this has happened btw)

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For some reason his date's wrong lol
 
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After entirely too long, I finally figured out how to record the second Pre-Stream that Phil neglects to upload to Youtube (I'm only marginally less computer illiterate than Phil). Basically, you just download OBS, link your Twitch account and hit "Start Record".

A lingering tech problem: Twitch was constantly giving me the "The Twitch Machine got unplugged" error. My recording cuts-off at 1:38 (lel). I'll post it here anyways for transparency/clarity/posterity:

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"The trolling was getting completely out of control... um... and it's been pretty fuck'n annoying. And basically what was happening was we were doing Moderation Actions [!] to keep these trolls in line. We were doing things like putting on Followers-Only Mode, etc."

[On the 19th during another one of my procrastination fueled DSP check-ups, a Moderator fumbled the Follower-Only Mode, forcing Phil to immediately turn it back on manually:]

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"But what they would do was they would do 25 bit Cheers, which basically they could figure out a way to do it for free".

[I think someone must have told him that viewers can get bits by watching ads, this becoming a dastardly clever ploy in Phil's mind.]

"And they would basically do it, and it would by-pass everything, even if they shouldn't be able to talk in the stream chat cuz they have a day o- they have an account that was made 20 minutes ago that's like: 'Phil is a fat fuck', or something stupid like that, ya know".

[It sounds like the thought Phil begins with is that banned Troll Cheerers were still able to "by-pass everything", even though banned accounts can't Cheer. After tripping on the word "day one", Phil then goes on to say that "an account that was made 20 minutes ago" and made to Follow Phil was a dastardly clever ploy used to "by-pass" the Follower-Only Mode.]

This Troll Cheering would happen many times an hour: "People were constantly complaining. They're like, 'What is going on with this? Can't the Mods do anything about this', and the Mods were like, 'No, we can't. We can't stop the Troll Cheers like that'".

[The decision to up the price for attention wasn't up to Phil alone. The harried Mods had been backed into a corner.]

"So what we did was we instituted an increase so that if these trolls were going to keep doing this, they'd basically have to spend twice as many bits", thus "slowing them down".

[This "instituted change" now doubles the required money that the Troll Cheerers were, according to Phil, apparently getting for free anyway.]

This of course has been "incredibly effective". After my terrible recording cuts-off, Phil quickly leaps to amend this conclusion: Oh, by the way, this change hasn't effected the amount of Cheers he's been getting.
 
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