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The funny thing is, if Phil had any sort of business sense or backbone he could actually make real good money out of his detractors. A whole load of streamers do this but I'll single one out as an example because I actually have numbers for him: Sodapoppin.
Once a month he'll do "Sellout Sunday" which is essentially where he just sits there, talks to chat and watches videos people send to him. 90% of it just troll shit, cancer music or just straight up ear rape. People go out of their way to find (or make) horrible shit to send to him. The kicker? It costs $20 PER MINUTE to send him a video. He'll do an 8 hour stream and it's just non-stop donations, so it works out to be easily over $8000 a time.

I'm not saying Phil could make anywhere near that much, Soda is a huge streamer. But I'm willing to bet he'd make significantly more money than he currently does. Phil's actual audience is clearly way bigger than the couple of hundred nudniks that actually tune into his stream live and the detractors that already give him money just to fuck with him a tiny bit don't seem to be particularly smart, I could easily see them paying more to actually have him watch a video on stream.

Of course none of this would ever happen because Phil is absolutely terrified of any sort of interactivity beyond people just blindly giving him money for nothing.
 
I know why DSP suddenly needs that $16,000 on top of all the other money!

He needs to fly to Connecticut and ask his parents for everything they own to be given to him in their will. Then he's going to hire a Hitman to kill both of his parents and make it look like some rare illness. Since he's been put into their will, he will get a third place to live from his dead parents where he will sit on it and wait for it to accrue more money so he can sell it like his condo.

Or maybe he's just really really greedy.
 
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The funny thing is, if Phil had any sort of business sense or backbone he could actually make real good money out of his detractors. A whole load of streamers do this but I'll single one out as an example because I actually have numbers for him: Sodapoppin.
Once a month he'll do "Sellout Sunday" which is essentially where he just sits there, talks to chat and watches videos people send to him. 90% of it just troll shit, cancer music or just straight up ear rape. People go out of their way to find (or make) horrible shit to send to him. The kicker? It costs $20 PER MINUTE to send him a video. He'll do an 8 hour stream and it's just non-stop donations, so it works out to be easily over $8000 a time.

I'm not saying Phil could make anywhere near that much, Soda is a huge streamer. But I'm willing to bet he'd make significantly more money than he currently does. Phil's actual audience is clearly way bigger than the couple of hundred nudniks that actually tune into his stream live and the detractors that already give him money just to fuck with him a tiny bit don't seem to be particularly smart, I could easily see them paying more to actually have him watch a video on stream.

Of course none of this would ever happen because Phil is absolutely terrified of any sort of interactivity beyond people just blindly giving him money for nothing.
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Wouldn't work because a) he'd cut short any annoying thing sent to him to maintain the pahsitivity in his chat (Watt is this, a detractor video? Dis bullshit, I am not ganna watch this, you idiot! Thanks for the money, dummy!) effectively cutting down the flow of incoming messages and b) Dude! 8 hours? EIGHT hours? Without any breaks? Dude, do you know how hard it is to stream for three hours already, all while creating phasitive khantent for his brainwashed cult? And what about his kwahlity time with his horsemaid? No, this definately does not fit into his schedule dude, so forget about that.
 
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David Davidson has a twitter its [URL='https://twitter.com/daviddedavidson?lang=en']here [/URL]
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I'm aware of his Twitter account, but it's kinda difficult to get a hold of him on there when
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I don't have Twitter
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Holy shit, Thirdeyethehird went full retard with the Christmas overlay.

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Holy shit, Thirdeyethehird went full exceptional individual with the Christmas overlay.

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And he just got rid of the overlay because so many people said it was horrible
 
So what I think of the thanksgiving beggathon;
/sad trumpet
What a fail he went full shill and done everything except the mystery illness which we now can fully know is fake which is going to fuck him over hard. He received near $300 when he needs his usual PLUS 16K G fucking G dude. You are done and yes oddly enough Dave is telling the truth or near about the 16k was a predicted number of his federal and remaining taxes. Whilst making like 8k a month. There's 5 months to April -this month because its nearly over.

HE NEEDS AN ADDITIONAL 3.2K a month so he needs fucking 12k a month, he did not even make that with Tut ffs.
Him raising that troll cheer FUCKED HIM HARD!!!!! He does not know how much it fucked him over.
 
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Holy shit, Thirdeyethehird went full exceptional individual with the Christmas overlay.

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Gee, I really have to start wondering what a basket of eggs has to do with Chirstmas? In fact the only egg related thing I can think of is Tevin's new AEG gang meme and how people now love posting eggs in his chat. Really gets the old noggin a joggin.
 
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They're not even hung well.
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The design aesthetic was clearly inspired by his weiner then wasn't it?

Hoo boy not even December yet and he's already getting in the festive mood with the decorations. Talk about overegging the pudding.

I'd like to see some effort here. Pull out all the stops and start by turning youtube comments back on. You'll get some artificial boost just off the back of people who want to spam every video telling you that you can't even cry properly on stream. You'll never become KingzofRedemption at this rate.
 
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