Containment Random Chris Updates

[PT 940]

So where’s the videos of Chris shitting on the floor and hitting barb?

That was filmed in the other dimension. We'll get it when the merge happens!

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris gives relationship advice to another autist. Btw, that Mettham guy was off-topic - Ingrid was talking about being a recovering alcoholic.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Chris gives relationship advice to another autist

He should be honest and just say "Give up like I did and go for a make-believe girlfriend (or while you are at it, why not several?)"

 

[DeathHeat]

any recent update on chris?

Yeah, he's frolicking with da ponies now.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Literally, no one wants Chris and even Sockness is a troll. He's in the same predicament he was in 2003, now he's just in a dress and probably goes home and wacks after being allowed around women.

 

[fiu0cm]

Mostly his pleas to "Pitohui" which he had to constantly redo since it turns out Chris is not a master of the English language

To be fair, Chris pronounced it according to the phonetic instructions he was given. IG was a fucking idiot and told Chris to pronounce it as P-Toe-Hwee (really should have been Pee-Toe-Hwee to be internally consistent), and Chris pronounced it as P'tohui.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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Chris has gone full SJW if he's now saying he's triggered

 

[No_one]

Chris has gone full SJW if he's now saying he's triggered

He hangs out with a bunch of teenage troons nowadays, so I'm sure he is familiar with the special snowflake jargon. Besides, he since he follows all those "artists" on twitter, its probable he saw it there. Or he's just trying to be funny and fails at it as usual.

 

[AnOminous]

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Minor lolcow crossover with the unfortunately named ILoveKPALot.

 

[Jacob Sockness]

Literally, no one wants Chris and even Sockness is a troll. He's in the same predicament he was in 2003, now he's just in a dress and probably goes homes and wacks after being allowed around women.

Christine's love quest is over, she just has to claim her prize, I'm not a troll. My love for her is true.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

Christine's love quest is over, she just has to claim her prize, I'm not a troll. My love for her is true.

Are you going to wash his numerous pairs of dirty crapped panties?

 

[AnOminous]

Christine's love quest is over, she just has to claim her prize, I'm not a troll. My love for her is true.

But you're fat and gross.

 

[muh_moobs]

Are you going to wash his numerous pairs of dirty crapped panties?

With his tongue.

 

[Silver Octopus]

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If Chris doesn't want to get triggered reading tweets about Doki Doki Literature Club then he probably shouldn't be reading tweets from the maker of the game...

 

[Shibaru]

Seems like he's Tricking his Fans into thinking the Merge is happening by Only doing Replies to Other Tweets.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

Christine's love quest is over, she just has to claim her prize, I'm not a troll. My love for her is true.

Spoiler

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

But you're fat and gross.

And Chris has said again and again that he'd never date another tard.

 

[Jack Awful]

Christine's love quest is over, she just has to claim her prize, I'm not a troll. My love for her is true.

You have Chris's address. If you truly love him, go to him.

 

[Done]

He should be honest and just say "Give up like I did and go for a make-believe girlfriend (or while you are at it, why not several?)"

I honestly think that Chris would abort the entire imaginary sweethearts thing as soon as he's fed a convincing trollsona again.