DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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TyrasGuard powiedział(a):
Having a conversation with DSP sounds like a mental endurance test. I haven't seen someone beat around the bush so goddamn much while talking.

Everytime he opens his mouth i'm reminded why i usually wait for Snort to compile everything into a small and funny video with a better understanding of what the fuck he is talking about.

Guess i'll be doing that with the emergency begging transmision.
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I don't think anyone has had a legitimate conversation with him at all, even Kat. It's absolutely one sided with his chat, and even Panda if you have seen how he treated her on his retarded blogs. If it's on twitter, he will either just block you or go self-absorb mode or pity mode.

He will respond to a question from a cheer and just either dismiss it, or ramble on top of his soapbox and manage to make it about himself. He will just scoff anything Panda like she was a child.
 
Ptolemy powiedział(a):
When you work 10 hours a day like Dark you don't have time to spend 30 minutes to cook and clean up! It just doesn't make sense for his lifestyle dood, that's why Kat works 8 hours and cooks. Rheal Tahlk!
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Good point. I still think using the food-uber is a good idea though. It's even easier than using the microwave! The only way it would be too much work is if he didn't want to get up and answer the door
 
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Lol, DSP getting ultra pissy about Spider-Man's 2nd DLC. He's already yelling that the DLC sucks and that it's a Waste of Time™. Also threw his controller down in anger.

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He was just about to quit the dlc. He's acting like a child, throwing a temper trantrum at the toy store because his parents weren't letting him get his toy. I'd love to add more after watching him a bit more because he's doing a lot of things wrong.
 
CausticMinory powiedział(a):
So I take it since he's whining about it, the new dlc is fun and easy to play? Cause the real of thumb with Phil is "If he says (x) thing sucks, it means (x) thing is good and fun to play for ages 17+"
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Well Spiderman's main game is piss easy because you have so many gadgets to use, with suit powers and perks on top of it. So Phil is going along enjoying his time and as soon as he hits a wall he will just piss and moan not realizing he has all those gadgets and suit powers. He will get so frustrated to the point where he is doing his typical face tank strats over and over until he lucks out.
 
thebonesauce powiedział(a):
Phil’s little gin fueled tweet last night garnered 20 replies that I could see; only two were clearly fans who respond in the affirmative to everything Phil posts, while the other 18 are laughing at his hypocrisy and how blatantly separate his twitter persona is from his streaming persona.

Phil makes these tweets saying shit that he wouldn’t say genuinely for any reason as if he’s a professional. The duality of his moods, like being pissy and negative about Tevin on stream but talking about how CHILL AND PAHSITIVE the stream was on Twitter. I don’t know how he honestly believes that people forget when they stop watching the stream.
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I've been of the mind for a good while now that his twitter activity might be some kind of long con play towards creating an archive of fake upstanding goodwill and positivity. To what end exactly is unclear. Smart money on the surface would be to be on him creating a surface level clean and tidy persona for the pants shitting day he finally has to admit defeat and try and get an actual job. In his mind he would rightfully be terrified of any prospective employer googling his ass and skimming through his social media. He's the type to easily delude himself though that they'd somehow skip right by page one results of the dead-eyed hand shandy face and go straight to his playing by the rules gentleman of fun and leisure social media account.

His twitter these days looks like it's run by some PR company afterall. Breaking down his tweet styles into pahsitive promotion, humble sage advice from a vidyagame legend that nobody asked for, real human bean thanksgiving to the millions and millions of fans who still love him to this day etc. I mean Kat is probably running this thing for him right? It's only now and again Phil himself seems to wrangle control of the account back into his slippery olive oil soaked hands again - usually at 2am for a random bout of depression, pig pity pressuring the fanbase or just some fullblown rage at some innocuous target: Nintendo, some guy who told him to go to bed or worst of all, some streaming bigshot that takes all the money that's rightfully his!

Or he could just be doing it because running a "professional business twitter" is just another thing he wastes his time with day in day out to convince himself all that he's doing amounts to something called a hectic work schedule. Whatever the case it'll allow him to look back in time and be forever convinced he truly did everything correct and was always the victim here.
 
Tervin just succinctly summed up DSP's stream experience in the best way I've ever heard. He described DSP' and his chat as "a bunch of people who don't want to be around each other". He can be quite insightful for a guilty terrorist north American ape sometimes.
 
Yolandi powiedział(a):
Good point. I still think using the food-uber is a good idea though. It's even easier than using the microwave! The only way it would be too much work is if he didn't want to get up and answer the door
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I honestly think UberEats is too complicated for Boomer Phil.
He is too weary of technology to even try to understand an app that sends food to your door. I bet he exclusively uses his home phone to order pizza.

A microwave is straight forward, gives a nice chime when it's done. The UberEats app could be filled with loads of bugs and glitches dood. Money is tight he can't risk that!
 
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Now we know what Phil’s fan art was taken from.
 
Freshtodeath powiedział(a):
maybe by "unlimited funds" he is referring to his credit? or does having 100k in bank also mean unlimited? I'm really curious about this thanksgiving stuff simply because he got the tut money. He can't possibly be broke.
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On the one hand, Phil gets an okay income from a few smooth-brained followers that he could try to save and clear some of his debt. On the other hand, he buys a 4k TV, PS4 pro and a $200 fan the moment he has money, showing he pisses it away easily. Phil is like the schrodinger's cat of money; he is both poor and slightly head-above-water at the same time.
 
Freshtodeath powiedział(a):
maybe by "unlimited funds" he is referring to his credit? or does having 100k in bank also mean unlimited? I'm really curious about this thanksgiving stuff simply because he got the tut money. He can't possibly be broke.
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Pretty sure he's referring to his "glory days" when he was paid per view instead of per ad like he is now. So when he shit out 100 10 minute videos, people watched each one and he got money for every single view. Nowadays, people have to actually watch (engagement) a video that's of a decent length (longer + engaged viewer = more money), and there are literally thousands of other people vomiting out videos (and thousands of other people putting out edited videos that are more palatable for most) just like Phil. So his "gravy train" money has dried up.
 
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