Twitter 10/6 - Cryzel's backstory - 15 years old, married to Chris

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Chris creates a character that is a rip-off of two kids cartoon characters.
Years later becomes internet meme.
Afterwards another autist tells him he's married to a harem of his hedgehog OCs.
Chris asks why nobody draws fanart of him and his waifus that were forced on him by someone else.
Chris realises no-one actually knows anything about his waifu and so explains an overly complicated backstory that may or may not be his.
Then he demands fanart again.
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Chris should write a series of novels, it'll be the next Song of Ice and Fire.

Because he'll never fucking finish it
 
Lol, Cryzel has one hell of a hairy chest:
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"She is young" says Chris. Came out of the Rainbow in 2003. That makes her only 15.

Chris married a 15 year old. fucking great.

Of course pointing this out to Chris would have him making a post about how time moves different across dimensions, or maybe how evolving made her age quicker. Some bullshit to make it ok. And then he'd probably add some "proof" by saying she's over 21 because when they wed she had wine.

But KiwiFarms knows the truth.
 
4Macie powiedział(a):
"She is young" says Chris. Came out of the Rainbow in 2003. That makes her only 15.

Chris married a 15 year old. fucking great.

Of course pointing this out to Chris would have him making a post about how time moves different across dimensions, or maybe how evolving made her age quicker. Some bullshit to make it ok. And then he'd probably add some "proof" by saying she's over 21 because when they wed she had wine.

But KiwiFarms knows the truth.
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They know the truth. If only they'd accept it.
 
4Macie powiedział(a):
"She is young" says Chris. Came out of the Rainbow in 2003. That makes her only 15.

Chris married a 15 year old. fucking great.

Of course pointing this out to Chris would have him making a post about how time moves different across dimensions, or maybe how evolving made her age quicker. Some bullshit to make it ok. And then he'd probably add some "proof" by saying she's over 21 because when they wed she had wine.

But KiwiFarms knows the truth.
Kliknij, aby rozwinąć...
He knows it's considered creepy, that why he had that line "I expect no judgment or hate crap".

But then this is a guy who posted on Facebook that he's been sexually attracted to his fat elderly mother.
 
I just wanna know if they all got thrown out of the Target Meet Up by the brown jerkops? Did they all get hugely big red straws and free drink refills? Was Magi-Chan hogtied and sat on or does he charge 20 bucks extra for that? These are the hard questions that need answering.
 
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Dear devoted fans, please draw me racy pics of my poly hedgehog/ goddess gang bangs and write some fan porn that I can fap to. Thanks, Ms. Lazy
 
Mason Verger powiedział(a):
He knows it's considered creepy, that why he had that line "I expect no judgment or hate crap".

But then this is a guy who posted on Facebook that he's been sexually attracted to his fat elderly mother.
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That was my favorite line. I imagine a televangelist reading these tweets like scripture, and ending on that line.
 
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