Money 9/24 - Chris gets sued for debt again - Verdict: Chris owes $2,476.63 to Second Round Sub

[Guardsman42]

It absolutely makes anyone question the sanity of the judge. Thanks for looking that up. I wanted to be able to back it up when I pass this gem on because I know I will be challenged on it.

I'm sure if you dig into the court system in the USA you'll find the same shit. This one just stood out to me because people basically told the court system he was 'transgendered' as a dodge apparently. Given Chris doesn't do Hygiene ..or well, any thing properly, he is likely safe in a male prison. Also they'd never put him in some high security place.

But given Chris is Chris, I can easily see him trying to rape a female in prison because he has to show he's a goddess. Hopefully this is never an issue, and if it is, he gets a sock party and the prison guards ignore it.

Sorry, off topic here. Continue the speculation on the debt collector after this story. I just read a feed on social media from a guy who had to drive a repoman to the hospital. Guy waited for him in poison oak, turns out he was REALLY allergic to poison oak. As in he could have died. I wonder how he explained to his boss he failed to repo the car, got driven to the hospital in the car, and the guy that they were supposed to repo the shit on saved his life by doing so...

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

It would seem that onision is contesting that point pretty hard atm.

So where would that put DSP on that scale?

 

[The Captain]

SSDD.

How many Fanta cans will this cost?

 

[cornucopia]

Jokes on them, they ain't getting shit.

shit u right
what does chris even spend money on? lego sets and sonic merch? that's probably all you can get out of him

 

[Muscle Bra]

So what's the worst thing that can happen? They cannot touch his tugboat, his toys are worthless to debt collectors...

Well, hold on a second; you may be on to something here...

If the debt collectors realize the value that toys with a CWC provenance have to certain subsets of the population, maybe they could seize Chris's toys and then resell them:

Debt collector: eBaaaay...

Chris: No.

Debt collector: eBay.

Chris: NOOOOO!!!

 

[thismanlies]

Second Round Sub, LLC (https://www.second-round.com) is a debt collector that has received 36 complaints over the last three years in the United States:

https://www.bbb.org/us/tx/austin/pr...-limited-partnership-0825-90071629/complaints

Wyświetl załącznik 550800 Wyświetl załącznik 550801 Wyświetl załącznik 550802

There are two examples I can recall of people trying to financially extort lolcows. The first were the catfishers targeting DSP and the second were the extortionists targeting Chris. In both cases, they wound up becoming bigger cows than the ones they attempted to leech from.

Moral of the story: Don't try to extort a cow. Chances are, you have more to lose than they do.

 

[nvrwastetree]

How many times is this court date going to be postponed?

About 20 times, just like any other court date Chris has ever had. Then the judge will let him off with a slap on the wrist and tell him to pay his bills. Then instead of paying bills, Chris will go right back to astral projecting up Sonichu and nightstar's asshole like he does 95% of the day.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

The Mary Sue gets sued, and will never marry.

Wouldn't someone actually have to be interested in him, first?

 

[Male Idiot]

They can get legos and MLP dolls... who would buy them.. uh oh. Ready your wallet Kiwifarms, we are getting a big yard sale soon from Sleazy Company!

 

[RomeoRose]

Looks like Chrissy has a bad case of the poorz!!!!! hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rokko]

Looks like Chrissy has a bad case of the poorz!!!!! hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, you said you had to pawn your watch to pay for dinner with a woman. So some selfreflection please.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Once the debt is sold to them, they own the debt, and paying the original people you owed money to is not going to do a damn bit of good.

Chris is probably dumb enough to do it anyway, thinking the two entities are just counterparts from two dimensions.

 

[Terran Wraith]

Who knows... Maybe they can get the movie rights.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Second Round Sub, LLC (https://www.second-round.com) is a debt collector that has received 36 complaints over the last three years in the United States:

https://www.bbb.org/us/tx/austin/pr...-limited-partnership-0825-90071629/complaints

Wyświetl załącznik 550800 Wyświetl załącznik 550801 Wyświetl załącznik 550802

That’s par for the course with that line of work though. They could easily just be some schmuck who’s trying to balance books and every dipshit starts wailing for obvious reasons. Even when there’s legit fault, noone likes dealing with debt collectors.

 

[repentance]

That’s par for the course with that line of work though. They could easily just be some schmuck who’s trying to balance books and every dipshit starts wailing for obvious reasons. Even when there’s legit fault, noone likes dealing with debt collectors.

Yeah, 36 over 3 years isn't many at all.

 

[idosometimes]

So what's the worst thing that can happen? They cannot touch his tugboat, his toys are worthless to debt collectors and the house is not in his name. Can they take his car is it is still being financed?

With a judgment, they could levy Chris's bank accounts. Social security is exempt. Everything else is not. It would be annoying for Chris and not very fruitful for the company, but they could do it. Things would be better for Chris if he does not commingle his social security and not social security funds. I do not know if anyone's Patreon money has ever been garnished yet. Probably. It is very public. It comes up on first page of both google and bing if you search "Christine Weston Chandler."

Attaching accounts is not the worst part of this. When Chris starts begging, people will realize that they have paid for this already. They gave him money in the past, he blew it on magic beans, and now he needs more money.

 

[deeman]

Dude, you said you have to pawn your watch to pay for dinner with a women. So some selfreflection please.

Takes one to know one i guess...

 

[Airtight]

I wonder if the same person gets to serve Chris all these summons.

I wonder if they are paid by the Summons....

 

[Gunslinger]

Imagine a world where Chris put $2000 towards his debt instead of buying $2000 worth of MLP merchandise.

 

[Mason Verger]

Can't believe people are still trying to work the "Chris knows how to pay bills, Bob taught him, this must surely be Barb!" angle.


Chris may skate on these charges, but the ripple effect on his future is massive. Son-chu won't last forever( it nearly shit the bed already this summer), he'll need an apartment eventually, and just try getting a new credit card or loan without a %80 APR with his record. Chris may win by inches, but he's losing by miles.