Jay
really sets us bullies straight on everything.
Wait, we tried to "make peace?" That's news to me.
"Any further arguments are now invalid. Any commentary that is not constructive is in like manner invalid."
Yeah, sure. Saying it makes it so. You showed us, Goldie.
It's also telling that he doesn't try to defend the Christmas journal anymore; he only refuses to talk about or directly refer to it, saying he's already "explained."
"I *AM* special!"
You sure are, GK. You sure are.
"Not many people have earned medals in their lives."
What have you earned a medal in? Is it 24k plastic and/or for participation?
"Speaking of medals, I partially want to dare you bullies to keep on the verbal nonsense because if you give it 40 years, I might actually win the Presidential Medal of Freedom!"
Win it for what? Past recipients have included Mother Theresa, Georgia O'Keefe, Maya Angelou, Bob Dylan, Milton Friedman, Mr. Rogers, Ben Carson, Friedrich Hayek, Helen Keller, Rosa Parks... The list goes on. What are you going to do that's comparable to what they did?
Also, just
because you might win a medal for some unspecified thing in forty years, you should act as if you already won it now? That's not how life works, Goldie. Using your logic, I
might be President of the United States in forty years. I sure as hell wouldn't give you a medal for nothing, and
no politician would give the nation's highest civilian honor to a pedophile, even in the unlikely scenario that he or she did something worthy of it.
"Where other poor souls have fallen off the face of existence, I triumph and get a medal."
I think you're counting your chickens before they hatch, Goldielocks.
Finally, the reason that people think you're a necrophiliac is because you drew necrophilia, then said you were going to masturbate to it.
Someone asked him what he was going to do after 40 hours and this was his response:
"After 40 hours, I will assume that all affiliates are going to remain outright hostile towards me, regardless of presentation. That's also assuming they don't literally clean up their act!"
So if we don't take it down he's going to think we're mean.
Yeah. He went there.
A creepy, sadistic pedophile with no friends and no life won't like us? I'm crushed.
Someone made a page on his dumb wiki by the name of "Kiwi Envoy," and it was this open letter to him. Upon looking at it, lol, he definitely changed it to say something else.
Ohhhhhhhh, that's right! I totally forgot that we authorized this guy to speak on our behalf at our annual Trolls and Cyber-Bullies Kiwi Convention this weekend. No one can lie on the internet, especially not on GK's official wiki
TM, so this is clearly legit. Not edited in any way, either--everyone's evidence to the contrary are clearly slanderous photoshop jobs.
Haven't commented in a while because pretty much everything on Jay's recent chimping out has already been said.
This is definite proof, though, that Jay is trying everything he can to not become self-aware.
Jay thought he had a legion of loyal fans and that his sales on his comics would skyrocket, along with his fame. He also has his weird obsession with thinking that making a wiki about himself would somehow suddenly make him a celebrity and people would be interested in searching through articles about how great and pure and amazing he is. His Manday returned to him, he got another job which he thinks is pretty much for gifted wonders, and he had people who actually went out of their way to speak to him and talk to him. But that darn twoll wiki was still up, along with the kiwi forum. Jay's ego couldn't handle knowing his own archenemies were gathering together to show people actual proof of how pathetic and grotesque he is. The guy was raised without a single mention of any criticism or disagreement from his overbearing mother and a father who seems to have given up on him. GK was never given advice on how to deal with knowing someone doesn't like you or think of you as a god.
Suddenly Jay keeps backpedaling on his journals because even HE knows they sound stupid and can get him in trouble. Suddenly his adoring fans are pointing out his behavior and he goes on a blocking rampage that would make Dobson proud. He censors nearly every word in the English language because people are saying things he doesn't like and he can't stand that people don't just obey him on his every command. Now his streams consist of only five people, the troll wiki is still up with all of the info he tries to forget he ever wrote, and he suddenly realizes his legion of fans were in on it the whole time. So he manages to get the wiki shut down and desperately assumes that means it will be gone permanently and there will never be a troll wiki again. His ego is soaring at this rate. But then he goes back to his wiki and sees constant changes and viciously tries locking everything from the public. Now he has to make a whole wiki about himself on his own, and we've seen how much of an ungodly lazy anus he is about it. The calls aren't coming in with people who want to hire him. His job is no doubt already too hard for someone as lazy as he is, and just as he assumed he had made actual friends, he's losing them in handfuls because of his own awful behavior. Jay will have the occasional white knight, but white knights never count as actual friends, and Jay will tire of them just like he got tired of people who might have had the slightest disagreement with him. And all the while, the origin of his discovery, the cwcki forums, will never be taken down, and he is fuming about it like a toddler because he believes that since the wiki was taken down, everything on him should be.
So instead of pretending to be cool about everything with his usual smug douchy DeviantArt smilies and long ranting journals about how successful he's going to be eventually, he goes apeshit and does what every single lolcow will do: throw a tantrum. Because if he TYPES IN ALL CAPS or uses bold font and demands something in A REALLY FURIOUS, PRECISE WAY, it means that he must be obeyed. All the while, Jay is trying so hard to not try and wonder why suddenly everyone left him, why his streams are failures, why his comics aren't selling, and why he's not a single step closer to honor and glory. Every defense mechanism in his scrawny little body is working overtime to make him go through mental gymnastics to avoid even considering that maybe, just maybe, he really is a nasty, unlikable loser and the world has a right to dislike him. He's mentioned it before, but this reaction takes the cake.
He's just proving that he is no better than Chris, and in a lot of ways is even worse.
It is almost like he is John Wayne Gacey and Jeffery Dahmer's love child/ass baby. 
