Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

No but seriously, I think all the medication and titty skittles he's on will make it so his application is rejected.

You’re right, I had forgotten about the medication part. They wouldn’t take him.

 

[Silver Octopus]

"hurry on down"? hurry on down to where?

 

[bigshot]

Mortgages aren't a problem if you're a mature adult and pay up every month.

I guess he doesn't realize that the end result of not paying rent isn't all that different than not paying his mortgage payment.

 

[Silent_Watcher]

http://archive.fo/Wy5rA
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On the contrary, it is a Big Awesome Badge of Adulthood, here's why:
Like credit card bills or loans, mortgages demands you to be responsible with money.

 

[Holiday Special]

I guess he doesn't realize that the end result of not paying rent isn't all that different than not paying his mortgage payment.

Trash can just move on. There are people who move from place to place and never pay rent.

 

[drmccoy]

Trash can just move on. There are people who move from place to place and never pay rent.

'Chris is going to be the guy with a Minivan and a sign selling Sonichu shit at your local Wal-Mart. "Help, please, need to sell merch to afford gas.". Disappointed little kids will cry when their parents wrangle them away from the creepy weirdo with Pokemon like cards. One confused grandmother will buy a Sonichu card not knowning and some little kid is going to have one utterly confusing family Christmas.

 

[Hellfire]

http://archive.is/Drrdl

 

[White bubblegum]

http://archive.is/Drrdl
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He's not even part of that poster, is he?

 

[Leadlight_]

"hurry on down"? hurry on down to where?

Your wallet.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

"hurry on down"? hurry on down to where?

Hell.

 

[Depression_Begins]

Worth noting that ebay has a promotion going on right now until the 10th where you can sell five items and only pay $1 in fees per item. Chris seems to center his own sales on ebay promotions.

 

[Rupin]

I wonder if he knows about selling plasma. He could make some money from it.

With all that McDonald's and crap he stuffs down his gullet, his blood pressure would be sky high. That would disqualify him right away from donating.

 

[Done]

I wonder if he knows about selling plasma. He could make some money from it.

He got rejected last year.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/January_2017_Facebook_Posts#Barred_from_donating_blood

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

I wouldn't want to encourage anyone to lie, but couldn't Chris/tine just go in and not pitch a fit when they use male pronouns? They don't pass as female and unless they have changed their ID to read "female" it shouldn't be an issue, unless they go to a clinic in a conservative area that isn't used to guys wearing tights and other stuff typically worn on girls.

Has Chris/tine even had sexual contact, either with a penis or vagina? It's doubtful they'd have to lie about that part. All of the blood gets tested for HIV, drugs, fat and hormone levels. If it was deemed unsuitable due to the hormones or food they consume, it would be destroyed.

Compared to the shit they make and sell, going to a blood drive for a few bucks and a cookie is probably a better waste of time.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

"hurry on down"? hurry on down to where?

It's just something he hears on commercials for local businesses and dealerships. Chris thinks he's making commercials with his tweets.

 

[Trilby]

I wouldn't want to encourage anyone to lie, but couldn't Chris/tine just go in and not pitch a fit when they use male pronouns? They don't pass as female and unless they have changed their ID to read "female" it shouldn't be an issue, unless they go to a clinic in a conservative area that isn't used to guys wearing tights and other stuff typically worn on girls.

Has Chris/tine even had sexual contact, either with a penis or vagina? It's doubtful they'd have to lie about that part. All of the blood gets tested for HIV, drugs, fat and hormone levels. If it was deemed unsuitable due to the hormones or food they consume, it would be destroyed.

Compared to the shit they make and sell, going to a blood drive for a few bucks and a cookie is probably a better waste of time.

I think this was for the Red Cross, which doesn't pay for plasma anyway.

 

[Marvin]

I wouldn't want to encourage anyone to lie, but couldn't Chris/tine just go in and not pitch a fit when they use male pronouns? They don't pass as female and unless they have changed their ID to read "female" it shouldn't be an issue, unless they go to a clinic in a conservative area that isn't used to guys wearing tights and other stuff typically worn on girls.

Has Chris/tine even had sexual contact, either with a penis or vagina? It's doubtful they'd have to lie about that part. All of the blood gets tested for HIV, drugs, fat and hormone levels. If it was deemed unsuitable due to the hormones or food they consume, it would be destroyed.

Compared to the shit they make and sell, going to a blood drive for a few bucks and a cookie is probably a better waste of time.

Chris has changed his name and his gender on his license. Chris has slept with a hooker. Chris is also on HRT.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Chris has changed his name and his gender on his license. Chris has slept with a hooker. Chris is also on HRT.

And he's still a dopey looking idiot all the same - now with seaweed hair!

 

[Mr. 0]

Chris has changed his name and his gender on his license. Chris has slept with a hooker. Chris is also on HRT.

He's still fat, autistic, and trolled by even Godbear himself, and those things will never change. Because autists don't like change.

 

[idosometimes]

Worth noting that ebay has a promotion going on right now until the 10th where you can sell five items and only pay $1 in fees per item. Chris seems to center his own sales on ebay promotions.

Ebay does not give everyone the same promotions. He may or may not have any selling promotions. For example, I only have the standard 1050 listings and 8% "bucks" on buy or sell right now. I have not had a cheap fvf for a while. This is actually one reason that people maintain multiple ebay accounts.

I do not think he is concerned with fees because they come out of his account next month. If ebay charged immediately, then he might be more concerned with selling more expensive items around promotions.