🍗 Deathfat Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[Viridian]

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Also, do we have any idea why her womb is poisoned? Maybe crack was in the mix?

That over-exposed, lopsided attempt at duckface is incredibly cringe-worthy.

As for her inability to have healthy children, she definitely seems to me like the sort of ignorant twat to keep smoking, drinking, and taking drugs throughout a pregnancy, so it might be that. Her genetics (or those of her baby daddy) could also just be shit.

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

:powerlevel:From that part of the shitty earth so let me translate a bit:powerlevel:

"Cousin" isn't meant in a literal sense there. It's more of a term of endearment. Think of it as akin to "cuz" or "brother" (but used by white trash). She's not trying to say she's literally related to Britney Spears or Enimen, she's basically just saying she likes them, or sees something of herself in them.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

:powerlevel:From that part of the shitty earth so let me translate a bit:powerlevel:

"Cousin" isn't meant in a literal sense there. It's more of a term of endearment. Think of it as akin to "cuz" or "brother" (but used by white trash). She's not trying to say she's literally related to Britney Spears or Enimen, she's basically just saying she likes them, or sees something of herself in them.

Nah. She means it literally. She occasionally tells jokes, but by and large, she's obsessed with having a huge family. She's claimed to have various brothers and sisters and cousins off and on for the year I've known her, and occasionally she'll go into a strange explanation how they are actually related to her. The funniest is her cousin Slim Shady, who she said she lived with in LA for a year, until he kicked her out for posting his phone number on IG and she had to move back to Arkansas.

Spoiler: She's claiming to be pregnant again.

...by someone other than Austin, her long term boyfriend/only baby daddy. But he's gonna be a good stepfather, see how he's kissing her pregnant gut?

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

Nah. She means it literally. She occasionally tells jokes, but by and large, she's obsessed with having a huge family. She's claimed to have various brothers and sisters and cousins off and on for the year I've known her, and occasionally she'll go into a strange explanation how they are actually related to her. The funniest is her cousin Slim Shady, who she said she lived with in LA for a year, until he kicked her out for posting his phone number on IG and she had to move back to Arkansas.

can you post those sceens because i havent read anything in this thread like that. The screens in this thread look like the shitposts of any other fat small toen southern girl you can find on fb.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

can you post those sceens because i havent read anything in this thread like that. The screens in this thread look like the shitposts of any other fat small toen southern girl you can find on fb.

It was something she told me in person. But trust me, she's earnest about 99% of these 'relatives'. She said she had 21 kids at once point. I later found out the vast majority of them were cousins/strangers kids. Than she kind of went back to lying about having kids she didn't actually have. Currently she's claiming to have a black baby named Weezy (who may or may not be fathered by Lil Wayme!) She's really nuts about this family thing.

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

It was something she told me in person. But trust me, she's earnest about 99% of these 'relatives'. She said she had 21 kids at once point. I later found out the vast majority of them were cousins/strangers kids. Than she kind of went back to lying about having kids she didn't actually have. Currently she's claiming to have a black baby named Weezy (who may or may not be fathered by Lil Wayme!) She's really nuts about this family thing.

Well howdy doody. How exciting...

 

[heathercho]

I've been watching a lot of "Southern Justice" lately : Does she do a lot of meth/febreze/moonshine?

 

[Smutley]

can you post those sceens because i havent read anything in this thread like that. The screens in this thread look like the shitposts of any other fat small toen southern girl you can find on fb.

Surprise! You and Rabbit Bones are both right as this update will show. Sammie does that "cuz" thing just as much as she does "twin brother" or "sister". Everyone's related if they so much as high five her. But she also tries to get people to believe she's legit related to celebrities because she craves attention. It's interesting because her celebrity cousins all mysteriously vanish around the time she got knocked up... but as soon as that high wore off she was either faking pregnancies, or miscarriages, or eventually that Marshall and Britney were her cousins again.

Spoiler: Part 2: One Good Pickle

You will never see her break character and type normal

Lil Mama Bitch

December 10th, 2014 - Begin the Austin Saga

This is just a taste of the crazy. This isn't the first time someone's accused her of doing this.

"cuz"

Austin had another Facebook account that he deleted so you're going to see a lot of posts where it looks like Sammie is talking to herself.

"Adopted" means he's a friend. None of the Bancrofts appear to be related to her in any way. Welcome to the "I need my X" posts, where people start telling her to knock her shit off and she starts bawling that she needs someone there who understands and will make her feel better.

Sammie's dad cheats on her mom like every week so at least we know where her behavior came from

lol

"Cousin" That's her mom at the bottom telling her to cut her shit out.

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Me & My Girl

lol

This Is So Cute And Precious

This is the only fake death threat I've seen her post

Faking kids...

...with people already calling her out on it

 

[Windows 98]

great find @Smutley! there's nothing like a classic cow: can't spell for shit, insane, fat, self-absorbed.

are there any pics of her mangled up children? I can't imagine what nightmares they must look like given her size and genes.

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

Surprise! You and Rabbit Bones are both right as this update will show. Sammie does that "cuz" thing just as much as she does "twin brother" or "sister". Everyone's related if they so much as high five her. But she also tries to get people to believe she's legit related to celebrities because she craves attention. It's interesting because her celebrity cousins all mysteriously vanish around the time she got knocked up... but as soon as that high wore off she was either faking pregnancies, or miscarriages, or eventually that Marshall and Britney were her cousins again.

Spoiler: Part 2: One Good Pickle

You will never see her break character and type normal
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Lil Mama Bitch
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December 10th, 2014 - Begin the Austin Saga
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This is just a taste of the crazy. This isn't the first time someone's accused her of doing this.
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"cuz"
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Austin had another Facebook account that he deleted so you're going to see a lot of posts where it looks like Sammie is talking to herself.
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"Adopted" means he's a friend. None of the Bancrofts appear to be related to her in any way. Welcome to the "I need my X" posts, where people start telling her to knock her shit off and she starts bawling that she needs someone there who understands and will make her feel better.
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Sammie's dad cheats on her mom like every week so at least we know where her behavior came from
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lol
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"Cousin" That's her mom at the bottom telling her to cut her shit out.
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Me & My Girl
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lol
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This Is So Cute And Precious
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This is the only fake death threat I've seen her post
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Faking kids...
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...with people already calling her out on it
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This is beautiful.

 

[Cripple]

Nah. She means it literally. She occasionally tells jokes, but by and large, she's obsessed with having a huge family. She's claimed to have various brothers and sisters and cousins off and on for the year I've known her, and occasionally she'll go into a strange explanation how they are actually related to her. The funniest is her cousin Slim Shady, who she said she lived with in LA for a year, until he kicked her out for posting his phone number on IG and she had to move back to Arkansas.

Spoiler: She's claiming to be pregnant again.

...by someone other than Austin, her long term boyfriend/only baby daddy. But he's gonna be a good stepfather, see how he's kissing her pregnant gut?
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At first I was a little impressed as "Printhas" sounds Ancient Greek or Persian.

Then I realized it's a mangled spelling of "Princess".

 

[Cake Farts]

Why do all of the white trash women I see look like they’re related to the Slatons?

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Why do all of the white trash women I see look like they’re related to the Slatons?

Excuse me, Sammie isn't fat.

 

[Frito]

Excuse me, Sammie isn't fat.

She has the body of a popped can of Pillsbury biscuit dough. Truly, a stunning specimen of white trash.

 

[Fresh Grown Breasts]

I love how many people have mysteriously ‘broken phones’ when she requests they call her.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

 

[ADHD]

Excuse me, Sammie isn't fat.

She's going to have arms like Tess/Amberlynn when she gets older and fatter.

 

[Htom Sirveaux]

great find @Smutley! there's nothing like a classic cow: can't spell for shit, insane, fat, self-absorbed.

are there any pics of her mangled up children? I can't imagine what nightmares they must look like given her size and genes.

These seem to be the two children we can confirm that actually exist. Unfortunately I couldn't find any photos of Brantly Lucifer, Weezy, or any of her other supposed offspring. Although I'm sure they totally exist and are probably just camera-shy.

Even at a young age her kids look so done with her crap.

"Your Whole Baby". As opposed to what, half a baby? I don't even know anymore.

 

[Smutley]

These seem to be the two children we can confirm that actually exist. Unfortunately I couldn't find any photos of Brantly Lucifer, Weezy, or any of her other supposed offspring. Although I'm sure they totally exist and are probably just camera-shy.

The only two that exist are the ones you posted and those currently live with her mother. She's allowed to see them with advanced notice but she has no rights since a judge took them away from her for being crazy - something she's confirmed in her Facebook posts. According to some rumblings from one of her friends in a random post, she's "special needs" but I think they're just trying to find a justification for the way she acts.

I'm going to try not to post a whole lot about their kids since they're with a loving family who are taking care of them but man, Bentley Raymond was so derpy as a baby. This was before his two eye surgeries, but after the multiple surgeries to drain the fluid from his head. Her daughter has a giant scar running down her chest from open heart surgery and I guess I'm too soft hearted to bring that into this

(and no, despite what you'll see her claim he wasn't named after Usher he was named after her Grandfather)

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

The Instagram in the OP is the mother's
Here is Sammie's Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/sammie_purple.tv/?hl=en