u kno who da fuck it is Tyce buys massive quantities of skeletons from "Amizon.com" to prank his dad

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DeagleDad420

DeagleDad420

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It all started on Twitter (Read from bottom to top)
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... and ended on Deagle Nation. Image dump of the whole OP, posted on the restricted board of Deagle Nation:

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I'm fucking speechless. I can barely make out what he's saying, but I guess he filled dad's house with skeletons and ran away. Wow.

Dad, you done been #TYCED

No Jace take on this?
 
Somehow, I managed to make out what he was saying, though I feel like my IQ took a massive dip in reading this. Reminds me of my short-lived attempt at Vietnamese Crystal. Perhaps I should give it a try again, since I'm already boned.
 
In case the US needed a weapon to decrease the IQ of its enemies, just send Tyce overseas.
 
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How can someone be this bad at spelling? I'm grateful I can decipher this shit. Also what is it with him and skeletons? And what does he hope to accomplish from this? So many questions I need answered.
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He was wanting to get back at his dad for being a "faaaaget" which means his dad probably tried to make him act like a normal human being for five minutes. Tyce however has the foresight of a fly so he doesn't really see or care about consequences and any punishment that happens he will blame on his "faceist" dad and not his actions.
 
The mental image of a tubby Italian in a velvet suit throwing a (plastic?) skull at a gigging teenager parkouring away from danger is priceless. Work on that aim, buddy, so you can nail him when he comes home to huff some shit fumes.

Also, "matrix doge." wow
 
> I was only sixteen years old
>I loved skeliton so much, I bought all the merchandise on Amazon
>I pray to skelgintin every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Skelton is love", I say, "Skelton is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faaaget
> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to skeleatens
>I called him a filthy fatass
> He slaps me and sends me to my room
> I am crying now, because my face hurts
> I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
> I fell something touch me
> It's a skcltom
> I am so happy
> he whispers into my ear, "tahaa"
> He grabs me with his powerful bony hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my ass cheeks for skeleteen
> He penetrates my butthole
> It hurts so much, but I do it for sckellington
> I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
> I push against his force
> I want to please sellingtun
> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
> My dad walks in
> Skillington looks him deep in the eyes and says, "#TYCED"
> Skellyton leaves through my window
> Skeltin is love, Skeltin is life
 
Tyce will be so boned when his dad finds out about the credit card fraud.
 
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It's like he had a stroke, the way he writes. I'd have to consciously try to type like that. What is which their obsession with sksltins?
 
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