💥 Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[thx1138]

"Softporn Adventure"?

Yep. Written by Al Lowe. The cover art was more interesting (three nude female Sierra employees, including Roberta Williams) than the actual game.

Spoiler: NSFW?

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

Yep. Written by Al Lowe. The cover art was more interesting (three nude female Sierra employees, including Roberta Williams) than the actual game.

Hm. I wonder whether Bex's totally real reformed Jewish rabbi would approve.

Also...

Well then.

 

[Cheap Sandals]

I'm not totally familiar with the Critical Role drama because I don't give a fuck about hipsters, but it seems that the internet is outraged that a character died in D&D. That's it. They're mad that a system deliberately designed to inflict meaningful character death produced a meaningful character death. The DM followed the rules and now he's a homophobe.

 

[AnOminous]

Yep. Written by Al Lowe. The cover art was more interesting (three nude female Sierra employees, including Roberta Williams) than the actual game.

She was more than an employee. She co-founded the company.

 

[VacuousSpooder]

Wait wait wait, I thought Becky left the game's industry because of transphobic employers/employees or some bullshit and she was miserable. Now it's because she was harassed out by gamers but she LOVED IT OH SO MUCH?

Good god, she doesn't just move the goalposts. She has multiple goalposts on an abacus.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Wait wait wait, I thought Becky left the game's industry because of transphobic employers/employees or some bullshit and she was miserable. Now it's because she was harassed out by gamers but she LOVED IT OH SO MUCH?

Good god, she doesn't just move the goalposts. She has multiple goalposts on an abacus.

Bex is a proper nutter: the truth is whatever feels true for her in the moment.

 

[Hellfire]

"muh emails"


Cow crossover with Jake Alley.

Rebecca is already looking into "paid maternity leave"


Rebecca has decided she no longer wants to "run" to Israel to escape "fascism" because Israel passed a bill that "lowers the status of Arabic, encourages the establishment of communities for Jews only & states that unified Jerusalem is Israel's capital." http://archive.fo/zVYfJ

RRRRREEEEEbecca

"How about if you stop leaving bombs in Jewish spaces & letting former Nazis roam free? An Argentinian really has some nerve complaining considering what has happened to Argentinian Jews."








"muh emails" again.

DOCTOR WHO


Rebecca claims Cuckson is the "love of her life" and yet has a live-in neckbeard cucking him and she gets fucked by random older men she meets online.

 

[ZeeMarin]

Why doesn’t she just make a new email address?

 

[lol you sukc]

Where does she even get the time? Even if I wanted, I couldn't post so much garbage.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

You definitely don't have to work for the same employer in California for a year beforehand to collect your paid family bonding leave and pregnancy disability leave, for up to 6 weeks each for a total of 12 weeks. You can work for a new employer as of a few weeks before the kid pops out and still get it.

 

[AnOminous]

Why doesn’t she just make a new email address?

Because she isn't getting any of this in email. She's reading her thread and then lying about what's posted here and lying and claiming it's harassing messages sent directly to her. If she weren't lying and actually believed the shit she's saying, she'd be literally schizophrenic and claiming we're beaming thoughts into her shit-filled head.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

RRRRREEEEEbecca

I encourage everyone to do an advanced search of Becky's timeline looking for the exact phrase "if you"

 

[thx1138]

Also, "fuckjng" - looking for that fake cry-typing is always a hoot.

 

[Lackadaisy]

But if Bex is a man, wouldn't it be paternity leave?

 

[AnOminous]

Also, "fuckjng" - looking for that fake cry-typing is always a hoot.

The proper crytype variant is "guvking."

 

[proteus4994]

I saw this today and it made me think of Bex:

https://deadline.com/2018/07/disney...on-comcast-peter-rice-dana-walden-1202429461/

Because of overlap on the domestic side — combining two major film and TV studios — the process won’t be painless. The merger is expected to lead to layoffs, with sources pegging their size to approximately 5,000 people, 2,300 on the Fox side and 1,700 on the Disney side.

Hope she's one of the 5,000 (she's at Fox, right? Or is it Paramount? I can't keep this shit straight).

 

[Very Honest Content]

Her job is located on the lot at Paramount but both her job there and back on the Fox lot in Century City were just metadata drone stuff.

She gets fired so often that it does run together easily. Plus she has expressed remorse for the eliminated positions due to the impending merger at the time it was announced from what's been posted in the thread, I recall.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Because it's a hot topic right now and she can claim to be affected by it for attention. She only pretends to give a shit about things she can make about her.

Spoiler: Example:

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If she could have found a way to make the thai rescue thing about herself and her imagined hardships (e.g. "this one time I almost totally drowned and a racist white person made fun of me after") that second search wouldn't be empty

Does this lying ass bitch think nobody reading her garbage has ever asked for a straw? I'll tell you what happens when you ask for a straw. They fucking give you one unless they're out of them or something.

I went out to breakfast with a friend this morning. The waitress asked if I wanted a straw & I said yes. That was the end of it.

She got more lobster for dinner.
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Cow crossover.
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"G-d" she types, while shoving her second lobster meal of the day in her mouth.
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Rebecca apparently stalks the accounts of people who made her chimp, she's still reeling from the time she got criticized for talking about circumcision.
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PLASTIC STRAWS!
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"Someone at Disneyland once told me Disney shouldn’t provide allergen menus on site b/c they’re ugly. Instead folks w/ allergies should print allergy menus from the website. That’s the kind of entitlement we’re dealing w/." https://archive.fo/iwpyo
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"Reminder that a lot of animal welfare political groups deliberately compare the meat industry to the Holocaust. Hating Jewish folk is already part of the package."
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Rebecca supposedly told someone on Twitter she got sad when a "queer character died in Critical Role" and was supposedly called a "fucking snowflake."
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"Otherwise, we keep pushing the narrative that women are those who have vaginas & men are those who have penises."
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Two idiots bought her Yiddish coloring books, and Daniel bought her a bunch of book about Jews/Judaism as a chaser for all the lobster she ate. http://archive.is/F2Etg
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GOG made a tweet advertising Postal 2: Lost Paradise and included an animation of someone pissing on the grave of "Game Journalism" which it said committed suicide in August 2014 (when the scandal that became dubbed Gamergate began). Lots of lolcows have been chimping, including Chelsea Van Valkenburg herself as well as Rebecca. https://archive.fo/BHK9L
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Rebecca proves how much of a GAMER she is after someone called her out for joining the outrage bandwagon.
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Rebecca's proof she uses GOG is... purchases from 2014 and 2015. Definitely going to impact their bottom line, eh?
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People started dunking on her, mocking her for declaring herself a "spoonie."
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Rebecca is a homophobe.
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RRRRREEEEEbecca
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MOMBOT https://twitter.com/i/moments/851713200537993216
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"b/c harassing my family so much I had to abandon a career I love wasn't enough of a punishment for caring about video games."
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GAMERS
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"muh emails" GAMERS!
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Can't harrass an archivist or librarian into shutting up? Didn't they already succeed by "making" you leave the game industry?

Gotta love not only eating lobster twice in one day, but while mixing beef & dairy. I was expecting just brisket & cheesy potatoes.

 

[Hellfire]

Mere days after she spent $70+ dollars on lobster alone while at Disneyland, Rebecca is ebegging because she supposedly can't afford a $100 fee to get a copy of her adoption record. http://archive.fo/ehM77





She chimped and got "fucking angry" because her mami and papi and Cuban familia is obviously not her real family if she was adopted and she was "tolerating [her] family’s awfulness b/c [she] thought [she] had to tolerate it only to discover they weren’t [her] family & [she] tolerated all that shit for nothing." http://archive.fo/uthXb
"All those jokes about how Cuban I am? Well I’m not Cuban. How I felt at home in Spain w/ my people? They’re not my people. None of it was real."






Her big plan is to "Get DNA on ancestry.com" get the adoption records and sign up for a "Florida adoption reunion site" then upload the Ancestry DNA results to other sites and pray, but to do all of this she needs money from strangers. She also claims she is finally going to change her name in September when some new law applies, and claims she is still going to try to get pregnant in either the Disney World trip or in the spring (likely referring to the trip to Germany she tweeted about), "Probably the spring considering all this. I just don't have the executive functioning to manage ONE of these tasks, much less all while also full time working."


RRRREEEEbecca




She sperged out about Legion


'liked' by Cuckson, apparently he wants to pretend he's queer/gay just like Rebecca herself.

PLASTIC STRAWS

RRRRREEEEbecca tries to provide an excuse as to why she's been "unreasonably hysterical & melodramatic for the pst[sic] few years," and says she's "earned" being "unreasonable" and has a "right" to be an "emotional trainwreck." http://archive.fo/DPtAk



Cow crossover. Guardians of the Galaxy writer James Gunn was fired by Disney after harassing someone on social media which caused people to dig into his online presence and found he has a disgusting history of pedophilia related things. Rebecca's conern is not about Gunn's attack on others or his pedophilic history, but instead that Kathleen Kennedy might get fired for ruining Star Wars and that "every major exec or director at Disney" will be a "cishet dude who never discusses diversity & always caters to regressives."




Daniel was looking through his old tweets to make sure he wasn't supporting Gunn or whatever.



Cow crossover with Brandon Buterbaugh, who is claiming he was disowned from his family today as well as immediately fired at work because he can't borrow his brother's car anymore


GAMERS

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

The pathetic sight of a borderline trying to find a new target to focus adoration and then anger at. Does anyone think it'd take more than a week after meeting her biomom (a drug addict and prostitute) to start complaining about her? I bet most crackwhores aren't super big on pronouns.

Speaking of which, ok, let's say you're the biomom and you've got yourself clean and everything in your life started going ok at some point. You wonder about the baby you had. Literally the only thing you knew about that baby was its sex. It would have to feel like a slap in the face to hear that the sex organs you gave your kid were apparently not good enough after you made one of the most incredible sacrifices imaginable to get that kid a better life.