💥 Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Very Honest Content]

Why is Cuckson wasting time on twitter and not finding complete strangers to breed his screeching harpy with instead?

Why does this dumb bitch think I should be mad that some married guy stuck his dick in her and dropped her when she's just as guilty of cheating on her husband too but she should somehow be immune from similar derision over the exact same act?

Will she make it to 40 or will she finally do a flip before then?

Where are any of the supposed daily deluge of emails establishing any harassment narrative like the one she produced about Dr. Who sperging on a moment's notice?

Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[Quasar]

That miscarriage is just a late, heavy, likely gross period. She's so casual about this 'miscarriage' that her tweet about mourning potential children is almost funny. The only thing funnier in that post is her saying she's a librarian, as she's barely doing anything related to archive work. Though of course, there was never a pregnancy and now she's just relieved that she doesn't have to scramble for justifications for Disney.

Everyone knew as soon as she announced her "cancer scare" that her future path was explicitly laid out in the very specific lies that she would tell, up to and including magically becoming pregnant (even though it's supposedly nearly impossible for her) and then magically having a miscarriage all in time for her to be able to go on her Disney World vacation.

Becky is quite literally one of the most selfish, nauseating people in existence... but she's nothing if not extremely predictable. I'm only surprised that she didn't spend longer trying to monetize her fake pregnancy before she had her fake miscarriage.. Disney World ain't cheap, you know

 

[AnOminous]

Becky is quite literally one of the most selfish, nauseating people in existence... but she's nothing if not extremely predictable. I'm only surprised that she didn't spend longer trying to monetize her fake pregnancy before she had her fake miscarriage.. Disney World ain't cheap, you know

It's like even she's bored with her stupid lies and realizes nobody believes them.

 

[Water-T]

Gee, maybe you could have checked your calendar or consulted your Rabbi beforehand like every other observant Jew?

Nobody "teaches trans girls about periods" because they can't have them. As much as I believe that trans women are women, even the best transition surgery can't give a trans woman a uterus that functions exactly like that of a healthy cis woman. Leave it to Becky to buy into this Mrs. Garrison-esque delusion.

*5 minutes later*

"MY LIFE AND JOB SUCKS SO MUCH! I WISH I COULD WORK IN VIDYA AGAIN! A-BLOO-A-BLOO!"

Those sour grapes turn into a nice tangy vinegar yet, Becky?

 

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

2/3rds of the relationship claims to be Jewish and collectively they can't figure out when the holidays are.

 

[ZeeMarin]

Trans don’t menstruate. Nice try.

 

[AnOminous]

To be a terrible Jew, RREEEEEbecca would have to be a Jew at all, which she isn't.

 

[Hellfire]

Still sperging about plastic straws.



Rebecca is trying to insist the person who tried to have a conversation with Jessica Price (and was called a "rando asshat" and "manbaby" or whatever she said that got her fired) was really "mansplaining." Rebecca also claims she "transitioned" her name, despite never getting a name change.



Rebecca is triggered by the "victim card"

It's okay for Rebecca's doctor to tell her she's depressed because she's fat, but she spergs out if a "rando" says it.


Rebecca got trolled by a smoke detector.


Is it appropriation for her to call herself "autistic" when she never was able to get a diagnosis?

"Looks like we're both Jewish now"

Crossover with Jessica Price, who was fired from two jobs in two years for being toxic on social media.

 

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@Hellfire lol isn't this Clawshrimpy?

 

[Hellfire]

@Hellfire lol isn't this Clawshrimpy?

It has outed itself as "Rose" since that screenshot.

 

[Done]

It has outed itself as "Rose" since that screenshot.
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I believe the TowerOfGay handle was added to the Clawshrimpy thread. I am still reading through it, so I don't know how provenance was done.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Still sperging about plastic straws.
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They really are going all in this REEEEEEEE FUCK ENVIRONMENTALISM LET THE PLANET BURN RATHER THAN EVER EVEN SLIGHTLY INCONVENIENCE ONE SINGLE MARGINALIZED PERSON EVER thing, aren't they? As an environmentalist, this is disheartening, but it is rather clarifying. I now have absolutely no reason whatsoever to ever even consider voting for these asshats even through gritted teeth. I look forward to seeing the salt about the Green Party's voting share in the upcoming midterms.

Rebecca got trolled by a smoke detector.

Eh, a smoke detector that won't shut up is a legit annoyance, but given how much time and energy this toxic cunt wastes on unnecessary spazzing out about trivial shit I'm not going to feel even slightly bad for her over it.

 

[AnOminous]

It has outed itself as "Rose" since that screenshot.
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I think these people are just too fucking dumb to replace the battery. Or they're entirely unaware smoke detectors have them.

They really are going all in this REEEEEEEE FUCK ENVIRONMENTALISM LET THE PLANET BURN RATHER THAN EVER EVEN SLIGHTLY INCONVENIENCE ONE SINGLE MARGINALIZED PERSON EVER thing, aren't they?

It's not like marginalized people live in any of the countries we're polluting so spastic gimps like RREEEEEEbecca can have her luxury items.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

They really are going all in this REEEEEEEE FUCK ENVIRONMENTALISM LET THE PLANET BURN RATHER THAN EVER EVEN SLIGHTLY INCONVENIENCE ONE SINGLE MARGINALIZED PERSON EVER thing, aren't they? As an environmentalist, this is disheartening, but it is rather clarifying. I now have absolutely no reason whatsoever to ever even consider voting for these asshats even through gritted teeth. I look forward to seeing the salt about the Green Party's voting share in the upcoming midterms.

It's like none of them have ever heard of the alternatives to plastic straws out there. A few restaurants in my area use paper straws, for instance.

 

[Flareon]

It's like none of them have ever heard of the alternatives to plastic straws out there. A few restaurants in my area use paper straws, for instance.

They have. They argue that they get "mushy" or fall apart too quickly.
I don't understand their argument against reusable straws. If they don't have the dexterity to wash dishes, surely someone else does it for them anyway..

 

[ZeeMarin]

Unpaid leave, huh? She’s a permanent-temp, contract worker. Not exactly a booming career, Becky.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Wait, wait, wait. Her smoke detector started beeping and they refused to try changing the battery? They listened to it all night instead? And then she stayed home so a maintenance man could come fix it? Is her faggot husband too meek to deal with the dirty look the maintenance guy will shoot him when it turns out that the battery needed changing?

Her absolute love of drama continues to astound.

 

[Water-T]

I'm surprised that Becky didn't sperg about how the smoke alarm was "mansplaining" to her that it needed its battery changed.

 

[Hellfire]

"we"

Cuckson's Jewish name is "Feivel."

TOTALBISCUIT! GAMERS! "prior victims"




"GIVE ME ASSPATS FOR EXISTING!"

RRRRREEEEEEEbecca

"Sobbing at work thanks a lot"

MAMI!

"I’m comfortable using masculine as neuter plural, but not everyone is, so Latinx is a more inclusive term. Just like adding letters to LGBT is also inclusive. B/c inclusivity makes folks feel they belong."

GAMERS!



COMICS! SCARJO!

Cow crossovers, GAMERGATE!

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Is this bitch for real? She was too scared to mess with the smoke detector as she feared "unplugging it" would make it "start screeching?"

Bitch, it runs on batteries. You literally just take them out. It can't make any noise if you remove its power source.

What's even better is that there are THREE people in this house, & all of them are too dumb to change the batteries in the smoke detector.

What's even betterer is that this household of three idiots too dumb to change the batteries in a smoke detector thinks they can take care of a baby.