CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Mountain Dew CODE RED Alert: Muslims in Massachusets McDonald's

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I don't get it...
What is so funny about McChickens? They are an actual menu item her in Europe...
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Translation: Tender chicken breast with a crispy layer, lettuce and a fresh sandwich sauce on a sesame bun.

Silly mericans *sigh*
 
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Jace gonna buy a fucktunne of mice to torture with Tyce.

Anyone wanna bet how long it takes before one (or more) of these mice are shoved up one of the DoubleFucktardSpecial duo's ass?
 
the YOUNGMAN-ometer is going to be off the charts when Gail finds out.
Also, has anyone wondered how Jace thinks things would go if the McChickens did contain Ebola and the mice in question suddenly started projectile-vomiting all over Tyce and Colby? Shit, that pair of clowns have probably never washed their hands in their collective 36 years of existence...
 
I hope Jace manages to strand his next acquaintance in Morocco to look for ebola McChickens.
 
I'm all for scientific theories and scientific methods, but I don't think the problem is valid, an engineered problem looking for an engineered solution.

If those mice ever get loose in say... an apartment, I swear to god the infestation would be crazy.
 
I'm all for scientific theories and scientific methods, but I don't think the problem is valid, an engineered problem looking for an engineered solution.

If those mice ever get loose in say... an apartment, I swear to god the infestation would be crazy.
How can you possibly not want these guys renting from you?
 
West Africa has a Ebola pandemic > West Africa has a large Muslim population > Black people love chicken > Put Ebola in the chikins...?
I doubt Jace views Africa as anything more than one region. You know, that desert jungle with the pyramids and lions and shit.
 
Where the fuck did Jace get the idea that Mooslims were putting Ebola in McChickens?

I'm under the assumption it's because one of the original news articles that posted about the AWOL Afghan soldiers (who were seeking asylum in Canada).

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/09/22/three-afghan-soldiers-reported-missing-from-cape-cod-base/

Massachusetts National Guard spokesman Lt. Col. James Sahady told the Cape Cod Times that the men “had the freedom to come and go.”

"If they were off-duty, they could go to McDonald's or the mall,” he said.

When you take that and run it through Google Translate: English to Jace, it becomes muslim terrorists loose in america spreading ebola to McChickens.
 
More reasons for them to come live with you.

"In this episode of Roomates, Jace accidentally releases a thousand ebola infected mice in the apartment the day Matt's boss comes for dinner. Meanwhile Tyce becomes a social justice warrior after reading tumblr while high on mice poison and starts a naked protest outside the building for transgender rights to free dewritos.
 
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