Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[south clown]

definitely the face of someone who wont murder you in your sleep for mortgage money



oh nevermind, you got me. i cant resist that look and the free shipping

 

[Coconut Gun]

Group home saga when?

 

[Chopinpiano]

Wyświetl załącznik 444575

http://archive.is/MF2yA

"Hey! Who wants a Celebrity Experience with Christine Weston Chandler?! This is the Once-In-A-Lifetime Opportunity to HAVE ME OVER! But price of my presence and company isn’t cheap (gas money is a factor). But Pay Now, and I Will Make the Road Trip on Over and hang out with you for up to an hour or so!


*Offer is Limited to Residents in the States of Virginia, Washington DC, North Carolina, Tennessee, West Virginia and Maryland. Terms of the visit are subject to serious negotiation and communication."

He's willing to drive all the way to TN but not DE or PA lol


Also, how is it worth driving like half a day to visit someone for a hour?

 

[The Nameless One]

Wyświetl załącznik 444575

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"Hey! Who wants a Celebrity Experience with Christine Weston Chandler?! This is the Once-In-A-Lifetime Opportunity to HAVE ME OVER! But price of my presence and company isn’t cheap (gas money is a factor). But Pay Now, and I Will Make the Road Trip on Over and hang out with you for up to an hour or so!


*Offer is Limited to Residents in the States of Virginia, Washington DC, North Carolina, Tennessee, West Virginia and Maryland. Terms of the visit are subject to serious negotiation and communication."

Nigga didn't even brush his hair before taking his "celebrity" headshots, smh.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Wyświetl załącznik 444575

http://archive.is/MF2yA

"Hey! Who wants a Celebrity Experience with Christine Weston Chandler?! This is the Once-In-A-Lifetime Opportunity to HAVE ME OVER! But price of my presence and company isn’t cheap (gas money is a factor). But Pay Now, and I Will Make the Road Trip on Over and hang out with you for up to an hour or so!


*Offer is Limited to Residents in the States of Virginia, Washington DC, North Carolina, Tennessee, West Virginia and Maryland. Terms of the visit are subject to serious negotiation and communication."

Keep bleeding out those TOS infractions, Chris. If you don't get your ebay account shut down by the end of the day, you're going to get yourself murdered.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Wyświetl załącznik 444575

http://archive.is/MF2yA

"Hey! Who wants a Celebrity Experience with Christine Weston Chandler?! This is the Once-In-A-Lifetime Opportunity to HAVE ME OVER! But price of my presence and company isn’t cheap (gas money is a factor). But Pay Now, and I Will Make the Road Trip on Over and hang out with you for up to an hour or so!


*Offer is Limited to Residents in the States of Virginia, Washington DC, North Carolina, Tennessee, West Virginia and Maryland. Terms of the visit are subject to serious negotiation and communication."

he just offered to do the same for free if people buy one of his $20 transformers. why would anyone spend $500?

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Getting a job is the hip new thing people are doing now to make money. You may also lose weight too.

We all know that ain't happening no matter what, especially with all the enablers he has.

 

[Chopinpiano]

Also, he wants you to pay for the gas which might land you an extra $120+ if you live in TN.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

he just offered to do the same for free if people buy one of his $20 transformers. why would anyone spend $500?

The offer was for buying everything left on his ebay.

 

[Raiken]

Watching the video with Barb in it, I think they filmed it from the car because he had car troubles that gave him even more bills to pay.

 

[Bassomatic]

Also, he wants you to pay for the gas which might land you an extra $120+ if you live in TN.

You know the old saying, it never hurts to ask?
Buying and selling, rule number #1 should be taught to people, that's not true. Insult your customers/clients you lose them.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

If you buy all his stuff you'll probably have a bigger problem trying to get him out of your house

If you buy all his stuff, you have bigger issues and should seek therapy

Also, how is it worth driving like half a day to visit someone for a hour?

It's not like he has a job or anything better to do with his time

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Watching the video with Barb in it, I think they filmed it from the car because he had car troubles that gave him even more bills to pay.

They had probably just gotten back from the court hearing.

 

[Sockpuppet of pedophile 155chan former admin]

Am I the only one who noticed that he was at a yard sale with mommy dearest?

(Sorry didn't read the whole thread yet, kinda busy with work)

 

[Subconcious Offense]

definitely the face of someone who wont murder you in your sleep for mortgage money

oh nevermind, you got me. i cant resist that look and the free shipping

Is he fluffing up the volume of his hair to hide the bald spot behind it?

 

[Medley]

I know it has been said before but it needs to be said again. Jack you are a giant retard. We all told you that you were. He wasted all that bronycon money. And as august rolls around he is going to beg for more. And he will have completely forgotten who you are.

 

[cypocryphy]

Let's all get our dicks sucked to save him from foreclosure.

 

[drtoboggan]

Wyświetl załącznik 444576

definitely the face of someone who wont murder you in your sleep for mortgage money

Wyświetl załącznik 444579

oh nevermind, you got me. i cant resist that look and the free shipping

First smile looks forced. Second one looks lopsided.

 

[I Exist]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=krjpsh4dVgU

I wish he would get a job, but we all know damn well he won't.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

OH SHIT. yeah, I'm gonna voluntarily open the door of my home to this individual

Betty, get the shotgun