LGBT 4/10 - Chris Comes out as Bisexual

[QWaffen]

So does this mean the straw / pickle meme was just a psy-op?

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I realized with my sweethearts that I am a Bisexual, so I will be needing to get a Bisexual Coloured Flag to replace this one; Celebrate Lesbian Pride for yourself, with my full kindness and support.

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[Venom Snake]

It was just a matter of time. Remember how he was so freaked out by seeing a penis while watching porn?... no heterosexual man has ever put so much thought about that

 

[Apocalypso]

Holy moly it finally happened!

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what happened to all that talk over all those years of being a male lesbian, huh?

 

[Trash Eater]

Every angry ween from a decade ago was just vindicated.

 

[drtoboggan]

Wow. Damn. Wonder what Barb thinks.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

I got drunk for the first time in a while and I thought I'm just seeing things. Well I'll be damned now let's see if Chris has better luck with men.
Though there's probably something here we're not seeing yet.

 

[CWCissey]

Nah, the writers must have fed him a wrong definition of what being bi-sexual is. Chris is probably saying that thinking it means he is both male and female rather than he isn't choosy about what genitalia he fondles.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Chris in 2008 would stomp the fuck out of Chris in 2018

 

[Desire Lines]

literally four days later
holy shit

 

[QWaffen]

Chris in 2008 would stomp the fuck out of Chris in 2018

I want a Chris-chan fighting video game where you can pit Christine against Chris.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

Since he's mentioning his "sweethearts" it's probably something trolls told him to say. Maybe they said he'd be more attractive bi or maybe china is on the line.

 

[Vendetta]

And he still won’t get laid.

But I wager full-fledged homosexuality is on the way. I’ve never known a man who remained bisexual for more than a year.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

No wonder he got so hurt when Bob threw the damn "fag" card at him.

 

[rizlajizzla]

Goddamnit. I was about to say, what's next, pagan and vegan? But then I realised Christine would literally only eat potatoes and die if she tried to go vegan.

Anyway, look out, fellas.

 

[Golly]

If I had to guess, he might have decided that pre-op trans men (and post-op trans women) would also fall into his breadth of interest because of the China. I still don't think he's at all curious about penis.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Nah, the writers must have fed him a wrong definition of what being bi-sexual is. Chris is probably saying that thinking it means he is both male and female rather than he isn't choosy about what genetalia he fondles.

I'm almost positive whatever comes of this will be some mutated form of the above. Chris wants to be a man when it suits him and a woman when it suits him, and while I do think he's had some borderline-gay thoughts, he doesn't want a dick. He just doesn't.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

I want a Chris-chan fighting video game where you can pit Christine against Chris.

You can create a character in soul cailbur

 

[Robotron]

He's never getting laid, no matter how many times he swaps sexualities.

 

[registereduser]

But he's a chick now, so it's all cool. Still #nohomo

 

[Mister Loser]

Must have been all that orange fanta that did it.