DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[WhiskeyZuluLima]

I don't care if this is A-log but i would be happy if they called PAWS or something on DSP about any dogs he would own, Kat probably has a 9-5 so she wouldn't be able to take care of dog's needs throughout the day, meanwhile DSP would just ignore the dog, that would upset many of us i would reckon....and i'm sure there's plenty of times dogs can change people for the better, but i rather not risk it with DSP

Speaking from my own experiences with the dogs I have had and the two I have now especially they can be hugely beneficial to lifestyle and mental health, so there would certainly be a chance getting a dog could benefit Phil through it demanding a level of responsibility from Phil, encourages a healthier lifestyle in as much as going for walks, tidying up after the dog which forces you to get some fresh air, and since you're generally more likely to be happier you're more inclined to enjoy your work since you can do it with the mentality that if you don't do it well enough you hurt this dependent creature that adores you. Plus with a dog you get immediate gratification, if you start to prepare food for the dog they get happy and excited, and so on.
All of these factors would benefit Phil drastically and I'd go so far as to say the net positive effects would probably make him better as a streamer and actually end up in a better place long term. But since we know from past evidence he only wants to sit and play video games, refuses to accept responsibility or take the time to care about something I feel he is far more likely to harm a dog in the long run, and given he is impatient and nothing can ever be his fault (again, responsibility issues) he'd probably just get aggressive towards the dog, make it avoid him and since we have no real gauge on what Kat is really like I'd have to agree on not risking it - which is a shame, DSP could be so much more in a very good way if he were to get a dog.

 

[HighTierGout]

Speaking from my own experiences with the dogs I have had and the two I have now especially they can be hugely beneficial to lifestyle and mental health, so there would certainly be a chance getting a dog could benefit Phil through it demanding a level of responsibility from Phil, encourages a healthier lifestyle in as much as going for walks, tidying up after the dog which forces you to get some fresh air, and since you're generally more likely to be happier you're more inclined to enjoy your work since you can do it with the mentality that if you don't do it well enough you hurt this dependent creature that adores you. Plus with a dog you get immediate gratification, if you start to prepare food for the dog they get happy and excited, and so on.
All of these factors would benefit Phil drastically and I'd go so far as to say the net positive effects would probably make him better as a streamer and actually end up in a better place long term. But since we know from past evidence he only wants to sit and play video games, refuses to accept responsibility or take the time to care about something I feel he is far more likely to harm a dog in the long run, and given he is impatient and nothing can ever be his fault (again, responsibility issues) he'd probably just get aggressive towards the dog, make it avoid him and since we have no real gauge on what Kat is really like I'd have to agree on not risking it - which is a shame, DSP could be so much more in a very good way if he were to get a dog.

Owning a dog can also make you have friends who also own another dogs or just random people wanting to chat with you while petting your dog, and i agree, if DSP owned a dog he would go outside more and that right there would be actually good for his back instead of sitting in the love seat, plenty of streamers have dogs that are beloved and even show up on stream, and they rarely bark, they just want head pats and love but DSP only loves himself....I agree with your post 100% but DSP said once on stream that owing a dog is too much of a responsibility, at least he knows

 

[Need Help With Tips]

"Not going to talk about taxes anymore"
Read: Not going to talk about these specific taxes anymore, and when I start talking about taxes again and you call me out I'll call you an idiot and tell you it was only THOSE taxes.

 

[Phalanx]

So the whole property taxes theory seems legit though explains why he set the goal to 2.000, makes a lot of damn sense actually. However this is probably the worst thing he has done as in setting up a convoluted hole. His whole plan of bleeding his paypigs dry of 10k a month is utterly retarded but shows his blinding narcissism.

Main issue lost like 3 or 4 of his big donors.
That 1k donation was already suspect as it was just seemed way too coincidental.
like GTG points out he has literally bled them dry. We know this by his declining views and actual earnings earned.

In the end he is going to have to foreclose really soon. I looked it up and if you don't dont they hammer on interest and basically force you to foreclose.

Getting Kat over there cost more than it seems well GG fam you are fucked at this point.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Getting Kat over there cost more than it seems well GG fam you are fucked at this point.

This would fall in line with the main sequence lolcow, ruining their lives on things detractor/troll intervention could not have had any control over.

No amount of reporting Phil to Twitch will ruin his business, but his passive-aggressive (and expensive) social media campaign to make his ex jealous is what knocked the whole house of cards over.

 

[Freshtodeath]

He didn't give the hamsters anything to teeth on so they chewed the bars and died. I agree a dog might help him mentally but from what we've seen in past he doesn't like dogs. Maybe he will pretend to like a dog to make Kat happy.

 

[BallBuster]

This is the guy who used to complain about cooking and feeding himself in between streams, and who had to take a whole day off to get a haircut. As much as I would love to hear him bitch about a dog pissing and shitting all over his house I’d rather not see an animal subjected to him.

Right now he’s losing subs at an alarming rate. 408 is where he is currently and 11 of them are gifts from this month. He’s probably still sitting on 15-20 gifted subs from March as well.

As subs drop, his legit fan’s morale will drop because they aren’t hitting the goals, so the patrons who pledged in hopes of voting will not be fulfilled and thus he will lose more patrons.

He drained some piggies this last week, and now with talks of a dog, a staycation, and he made mentions of needing ANOTHER new monitor, the PR Cult will be none to pleased if any of these things happen.

He is in trouble. That patreon goal used to be $1250 monthly to cover all his basic bills and needs. It’s at $717 now. It has not been over 1k in a few months. He’s been on a monthly income decline since January. Panic will set in soon.

EDIT: Correction, while writing this post a new idiot stepped up with a 5$ pledge so his Patreon is at $722.

 

[James Smith]

That patreon goal used to be $1250 monthly to cover all his basic bills and needs.

The Patreon goal used to be because he couldn't get subs from Twitch anymore as he was switching over to YouTube. He kept the Patreon campaign when he went back to Twitch and began accepting not only the same old subs but also cheers as well. Then he proceeded to expect almost twice as many subs as he was previously getting.

Greed. Greed is massively strong.

 

[DudeAbides]

I love the fact that Phil had 2 streamers , who are vastly bigger basically fall into his lap to stream with them and capture that audience. And Phil is busy scared that he'll look bad and blows both off with silly things. The whole deal where he sent a reply back about a dog was beyond insane.

He pretty much pissed away 2 prime chances to grow his audience in like 2-3 days.

 

[Wurstbrot]

I love the fact that Phil had 2 streamers , who are vastly bigger basically fall into his lap to stream with them and capture that audience. And Phil is busy scared that he'll look bad and blows both off with silly things. The whole deal where he sent a reply back about a dog was beyond insane.

He pretty much pissed away 2 prime chances to grow his audience in like 2-3 days.

The big professional DSP who is better than everyone else. Not able to handle attention.
This reminds me of a PUBG episode where he claimed how scared people are when it comes to confrontation. But not him, the brave fearless soldier.
He said that in the first minute of his video and it was hilariously ironic. I will add this video later, nothing I can do right now. Don't think I watch Phil, it was a recommendation from Youtube. Apparently I watch too much detractor khantent.

EDIT

"Alot of people HATE conflict. They are soooo anti-conflict, okay?"
"I've never been like that! You know, me, you got a problem or you got something serious youwant to talk about or whatever, bring it up, youknow? That's the kind of person I am, an open honest guy [something something 10 years legacy]".
This goes until around 2 minutes. Enjoy this guy who tries to kiddin the kids.

 

[tomstone]

he probably thinks that if he`s doing a collab with these people that some of his paypigs will leave the dspcult and watch and "interact" with them.

 

[neger psykolog]

• 8 April, 2018 Prestream
• Pre-Stream April 8, 2018: The Big, FINAL Explanation of My Taxes
• Duration: 54:19
• Wordcount: 11,716

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UCZNahfwlk0

okay hello everybody hello hello hello and welcome how is everybody doing today this lovely Sunday I hope I find you guys well and I welcome you to today's gameplay stream only one streams today it's gonna be more laid-back fun than anything else nothing too serious today no no ongoing playthroughs or the like or anything like that instead today we're gonna be doing a little bit of Call of Duty World War 2 just for the hell of it just for some quick fun um you know so we're not doing anything too serious it also breaks stuff up because as you guys know this last week has been pretty much all Far Cry 5 and ninokuni 2 with the exception of Friday where I did some Ultra Street Fighter 2 and pub G figured this would definitely you know break stuff up to prepare for the new week you know this whole week coming up is gonna be AA more ongoing kind of playthroughs so this will be a good day of a variety ok by the way I should mention today is Sunday April 8th 2018 hello hello hello everybody hope everyone's doing well I'm back I'm back from my day off yesterday well-deserved day off after over a week of straight streaming I definitely needed 8 and it was basically my belated birthday celebration because on 3rd Friday excuse me which was actually my real birthday I was here all day and I was working because cat actually couldn't get Friday off from work so we ended up just kind of celebrating my birthday yesterday arm did quite a lot of stuff including fun stuff but also serious stuff like for example the one major thing that I typed a big update for all of you guys about on social media yesterday is my taxes finally are complete and what I mean by that is they have been completed the federal taxes have been completed by my accountant slash tax attorney and you know I save you guys about that on Twitter last night and I don't know how many of you actually read the twit longer was a tweet tweet longer post that was very detailed about the situation I'll very briefly cover that today here on pre stream but I'm not going to go into a massive full detail um but at least I'll give you guys kind of an update so you understand what's going on alright um did that but also went out and uh you know did a few fun things didn't get to do all the things that I would have liked to do we didn't go to an arcade which I thought we could do but it didn't happen we do go to dinner at a cheaper place we went to a ramen place called Karachi and these karashi or is it correct now I can't remember what it's called cup starts with a K it's a ramen place um at my local mall alright and it's really nice it's a you know sit-down place restaurant you order different kinds of ramen bowls I got a yuzu style broth which has yuzu grapefruit it's a Japanese style grapefruit with chicken and pork broth with you had all kinds of stuff noodles vegetables an egg a piece of slice of pork can't got the spicy style ramen which was also quite good um but it was funny because you know we're just sitting here eating and the thing is when we go out I don't really get noticed very often at all very rarely I'd say since I moved here four years ago maybe a dozen times tops have I even been noticed you know your dark side fill almost never you know internet celebrity you know now versus yes six seven years ago a very different thing at one point I was very you know popular everyone knew who I was on YouTube not much that much anymore so uh anyway it was it was wore out this ramen place and the guy who was the host would sanest down walked up and refill my water he says by the way happy birthday and it kind of it struck me because I thought oh maybe the guy from who was working at the restaurant so all they know it's my birthday sure so I was like wait a minute I didn't tell anybody here and I looked at I was like oh you know who I am and he's like yeah you know happy birthday aw man thanks that's a you know that's a nice very nice of you you know to say that so it's kind of nice it was kind of a special thing you know the guy was being nice to me I was like holy shit he's like spit in my food or punch me in the face he actually wished me a nice day ha ha ha unbelievable so it was pretty nice and you know in general the day was nice but very tiring and I actually said to cat today I said you know what we've been doing is the one day week that we have off we kind of go on we run around all day you know sometimes we need to do shopping we shop if we need to to do you know earrings we've run errands like we just need some days we could just relax I mean you stay at home relax together watch them maybe some movies or TV or something you know do stuff around the house cuz I missed that you know something that it was funny when she used to visit all right before she even moved in when she visited me we would usually have like three four days together and one of the days we would set aside just to do that and now that we only have one day a week really together or full-time when we're not working we're always out and about running running running and getting tiring get home like last night got home like 9:00 9:30 I'm dead tired man I'm like dude we've been out since 10:00 in the morning we're I'm so tired yeah I could do anything gonna fall sleep so you know change it up a little bit I think our next day's coming up we're gonna try to do more relaxing stuff but anyway it was a nice day away there's a nice stay away from streaming um now I'm back however this week is a really weird week because again our schedule is weird the only day off this week that we both have off is Thursday I know that sounds weird cuz I just had Saturday off but it's just Reed's gonna be like this you know some weeks we can coincide so means we can't because all depends on of you know fluctuating and fluctuating work schedules in the light um so that means I'm gonna be working Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday and then a day off on Thursday okay not much I can do about it so let me explain you know what you guys can expect in the next few days so at least you have a quick schedule update today I'm gonna talk a little bit about my tax situation so you guys know what's going on and then we're gonna move on okay all right so schedule wise today Cole of Duty World War 2 right now kind of stream throughout laid-back like I said not a serious stream more more fun lots of opportunity for me to interact with you guys and talk between the matches and life so it should be good as you can see we've got streamstats up you got total subs with a top cheer and top tip so you guys who do you know cheer 7 tip all that will be you know very much appreciated and seen visibly here on the stream today so it's just a multiplayer only stream alright um tomorrow Monday we're going back to the narrative style gameplay the continuing playthroughs in fact the first stream tomorrow I'm concluding alright I'm absolutely concluded the far cry 5 playthrough that means I'm gonna be doing the final side content that I feel like I want to do alright um grabbing up the the final bulker liberation mission which I need to do which is part of the story ah and then the really the final leg of the story which is the big conclusion taking down job Jacob XIV right is it regular Joseph I get that all the names confusing they're all the brothers have a J is their first name but anyway basically finishing it up then then we're going to be doing a little bit of Far Cry arcade which is the kind of create a level multiplayer game that was added into Far Cry 5 and then I'm gonna be live reviewing the game on stream alright you know I kinda have an idea of how I feel I should read it however since I haven't played far cried Arkady yet um you know that may be a big factor I don't know all right so we're gonna find out that's gonna be tomorrow's main stream then tomorrow night uh it's gonna be new no Kuni to continuing alright so late night stream me no Kuni tuesday big new game well not really big new game but a new game release then we'll be checking out together called extinction this is a game that is a combination all the world the worlds of World of Warcraft and attack on Titan so think that those big green orcs from World of Warcraft were giant size then they were ravaging human cities and the humans now have super powers like it's super jump they could bring you know scale things really fast they have super power and slashes and stuff kind of testing um as a game will it hold up I don't know the premise is cool but I plan an attack on Titan gave a couple years ago and it wasn't very good it lasted like maybe two hours and then the cubicle wore out and the game became incredibly repetitive boring and not good um so I'm gonna be checking that out Tuesday on my main gameplay stream we'll see what it's all about some people are yelling I mean wordplay never heard of it well I got a review copy and I do have the ability to play early but I'm not going to cuz as I said to you guys many times I don't believe in playing review copies early I think that it's a cheap tactic it basically gives an unfair advantage to content creators and streamers who are just looking to make money that's the bottom line there's no reason for me to play extinction a day or two early base because I have the capability to it's just a way to cheat the system I make money and rather than that I'd like to prove to you guys that I care more about being a common game or just like you and playing a game at face value on release day just like you all right so I'm gonna start at Tuesday instead of playing it early like I have the ability to all right um will I be playing extinction long form at all depends if I play this game and it's great all right amazing then I'll keep playing it you know it'll be a playthrough for the next week week and a half whatever I don't know how long the game is but you know be pretty cool um or if I play it once or twice and it's not very good and it's all determined that while this is pretty boring you know no skin off my back it was a review copy anyway right we could all just kind of write it off say okay that game was a fail and then move on and do something different and there's many different options of things I've been mulling over in my head starting a blood-borne second wrong yeah doing SAS Creed rogue playing a survival horror game there's a lot of things in my head that I'm kind of you know debating what I that I can do it alright um so there you go so we'll see and we'll go from there um you're right Hall says you should just play early no one cares if you play early I do I do because I actually have values and morals and and things that I live up to and I have to be okay with myself you know I have to wake up every morning at least be okay with myself in order to keep doing this for a living and the bottom line is if I was doing you know these silly things to get early copies of games all the time playing them early to make easy cheap early release views I would feel horrible about myself because that would prove that I'm only in it for the money and I'm not so that's why I'm not doing it you know let everyone else who wants to be the same way all these big youtubers or streamers who think they're better than you let them all run out and get their early release copies and play them early and get those she views free money and she views for the people who are underhanded and you know do this to make the big bank rather than caring about what they do let them do it I'm not doing it I refuse okay so folks um so that's this week it's pretty much gonna be far cry 5 concluding tomorrow extinction starting Tuesday ninokuni at night all right like I said Thursday is my day off this week so it'll be four straight days of streaming then my day off and I apologize it is kind of a short only four days before a break but it is what it is you know I got to work with what happens with our schedules in the light and then I'll be back on Friday um and what will you guys see um I don't know I don't know what's gonna be more extinction are we gonna be swapping to something else I have no idea all right basically I'm between now and the 20th of April to kind of do whatever because on the 20th of April God of War is releasing and that's gonna be the ginormous huge game release for the month I think we all agree it's really the only game anyone's really looking forward to and the whole month of April all right um I totally get that because I'm kind of the same it's the only high profile released the entire month oh but I'm very much looking forward to it and I certainly hope that you guys will uh you know join me for my God of War playthrough on the day of release all right will I be doing a midnight release because some people have asked me that um I don't know uh it's gonna depend on scheduling meaning you know what does cats work schedule and everything then and we won't know that until later this week um so once we find out then I can't let you guys know I can't answer the question yet because we don't know exactly how things are going jive or whatever chances are I may be doing a midnight release let's put it that way I'm gonna try if at all I can I will try to do midnight release for God of War but I'm not promising or guaranteeing it let's hope we have more information all right is that fair enough okay all right um so that's that that's the rough schedule for the next week or so guys um I want to say thanks you guys were really really positive and nice to me this last week which is kind of my birthday week I had a big build-up right to my birthday on Friday and it was a really fun week I hope you guys enjoyed the festive atmosphere that I had here in the office of course that is all taken down now it is what it is it was great and I miss it I already miss you I missed the balloons I missed the party horns not here anymore but it was really cool and I did it for Christmas month it was really cool doing it for my birthday week maybe from time to time during the year I'll just do it for fun I don't know but it was it was good it was a good stuff positive vibe and thanks to all you who came out and watched the streams thanks to all of you who contributed I really am appreciative of it all right so now folks real quick it's not gonna be a long segment but I do want to kind of gloss over what I found out about my taxes in fact first off I guess I should do this all right hold on hello everybody sorry for the extreme closeup face cam here but I figured I should show you my taxes here they are there's actually a big thing from my tax attorney that I got yesterday 2017 taxes oh you know and in here ridiculous amount of documents and information about all breaks it down it breaks it down to detail and everything about everything that happened over the course of 2017 what I paid what I owe the bill that I got from my tax attorney yada yada yada it's all right in here all right now I can't show this to you it has a ridiculous amount of personal information in there it's got my tax ID number it's got filing numbers its kind of dresses it's got all this information that if it leaked obviously you know exactly what the trolls would do with it so I'm not gonna show you any of that stuff all right some people suggested Phil scan the documents block out certain areas and then upload that block to the inn it doesn't matter the bottom line guys is it doesn't matter what I show you in here all right people will say I lied anyway people will say it's dr. people will say I photoshopped that people will say it's untrue it doesn't matter what I show you in here none of it is relevant because people will just just immediately just make shit up and say that I lied or whatever and it's not proof of anything anyway okay um it's that sad it's sad that they will the the people who criticize me the most are not logical they're not logical humans they will literally make conspiracy theories up they will say whatever they want it doesn't matter what I show you none of it will prove anything all right so all that being said um here's what I found out all right here's what I found out in a nutshell I have enough money raised since the what I had left over from the end of 2017 plus the money that I've raised between you know the earlier months of the year now plus so all the juanita has come in yeah I'd like like for example my parents gave me a birthday gift and stuff like that all that and everything I raised this last week all that money is enough to number one pay off the remaining taxes okay then I still have to pay for 2017 which are due at the middle of this month April 17 and number two it's enough to pay my tax attorney fees all right my remaining taxes are roughly around like $4,000 they're actually a little bit more things like 4,100 and change and my tax attorney fees are just under a thousand so it's about five thousand dollars that I owe but I have enough money to cover all of that that's about almost exactly what I raised but in the last few months you know plus like I said you people being gentle who are Jerry generous this last week um and in addition you know my parents held me in everything so the good news is as of last year's taxes I'm good to go I'm not gonna be considered a default or back-back you know that would be terrible I couldn't pay the 2017 taxes that'd be the word absolute worst-case scenario the good news is I'm not in the absolute worst case scenario so thumbs up that's a good thing okay that's a good thing the bad news is that because I'm self-employed okay the government the feds expect me to just have magical funds available at all times they don't actually care the ups and downs of business they don't care when your big boom time of the year is or when your slow time of the year is they just don't give a shit they expect you well every quarter when you're self-employed to pay them a certain amount of money that's how taxes work in the United States of America I know that sounds ludicrous because for example the early months of 2018 have been bad on YouTube really bad ad revenues terrible but they did pick up slightly in March a little bit and now it's back to being terrible again alright so it's pretty ridiculous um it's absolutely ridiculous that that's how it works because what they really should look guys what did you actually make income wise and now pay it adjusted for that that's not how it works they actually just want you to pay an estimated tax fee every quarter so they're actually now not on top of the five thousand dollars that I have to pay right now four thousand one hundred or whatever for my the rest of my twenty seventeen taxes in the thousand dollars I have to pay my tax attorney for doing my taxes they also expect me to pay another four thousand dollars all right by April 17 for the first tax payment of 2018 yeah I know how stupid that really sounds it does sound stupid but that's what they expect me to not only be paying the back but now pay up front that's not how business works but that's how pet taxes work in the US okay so I'm screwed and the reason I'm screwed is literally after I pay the 2017 taxes and my tax attorney which I have to pay and I can't have be overdue on the tax attorney um I have no money to pay these new taxes at all it doesn't work like you know it sucks and Jesus could you do a payment plan dude that's not how it works payment plan you do a payment plan for back taxes to pay them overtime these are new taxes accruing over the course of 2018 there's no payment plan for it all right they just expect it to be due in the middle of April no matter what I don't have it so bottom line is I won't be overdue on my back taxes from last year but as of my new taxes of this year I can't pay them all right now every quarter they expect me to pay another song June September December okay I'm already gonna be behind okay it sucks I don't want to be behind what I am there's nothing I could do about I have no magical funds I've nothing I can sell I have no magical funds that I could do to raise tons of money out of nowhere you know I can't not pay my other bills if I don't pay my credit card bills if I don't pay my loan bills if I don't pay the electricity and gas if I don't pay the mortgages you know what I mean you kicked out of my house I can't operate the business and make money so I have to do what I have to do um this whole thing sucks okay so that being said um you know barring a miracle which is not gonna happen yeah I'm a realist and I guess I shouldn't say it's not gonna happen I it's really very incredibly unlikely where am I gonna get $4,000 between now and the 17th of April I really don't foresee it happening um at all I'm just gonna be behind and what's gonna happen is there's gonna be fees and penalties associated with not paying this payment in April like I'm supposed to all right so there's another payment coming up in June if I can't pay that one there's gonna be more fees more penalties associated with that all right um it sucks and then you know September December the last two payments um well I take it back it's actually not December I think it's a middle of January like January 15 so the good news is guys is this not all bad news I should let show first of all the good news is it's not worst-case scenario absolute worst-case scenario would have been oh I don't even have enough money to pay my back taxes now I'm completely fuck all right that's not the situation thank God all right that's number one number two um I have time and what I mean by that is even though I'm not gonna be paying the taxes immediately when the government wants me to I still have an opportunity to pay them all right the problem is yes there will there be ah will there be fees will there be you know late charges probably but usually typically from what I find out that's really a couple hundred bucks or whatever it's not like oh god you didn't pay your taxes so now you owe $10,000 in late fees that'd be insane all right that's not how it works so really what I'm looking at is the following right now things are okay on streams which is great you two sucks right now be real what'd you guys do - it went we went open was actually pretty good in March for about half the month and as soon as April hit it tanked again because what happened was I guess they had a bunch of good advertisers for the second half of March and then those ad contracts ran out and on YouTube ad revenue was terrible again and it's funny because my views have not gone down my views are still good my views of stayed consistent but again I get penalized for YouTube not doing their jobs and selling ass face it's a lightful right um but twitch has been pretty consistently decent alright you know I can't complain at all about how things go on twitch you guys are very supportive every single day um so at least in that regard things are positive and what I'm hoping here's what I'm hoping I gotta you know knock on wood and everything I can keep things going the way that they're going on twitch to the point where I can grow the channel because the channel has been growing I don't know if you guys are aware I've been getting more followers right things have been going good and when I play new games and or when I play a game that's like a competitive game like for example Street Fighter okay things go good I get good views or whatever and good contributions but the problem is this has just been a really really dead year I mean this year how many high profile games have I play - you know what I mean you'll call a God of War coming up in two weeks it's pretty much the biggest release of the year so far and we're a third into the year guys that's pathetic that's like what happened in 2018 where there were no good games in the full first third of the year so when I have no good games no big high-profile stuff I can't bring in new viewers and that's what sucks is look at last year Resident Evil 7 horizon zero dawn Zelda breath of the while that's just three games within a one major release within the first three months of the year that brought in a lot of attention this year there's been zip OH zero nada nothing right so that being said um what I'm hoping is to get a build alright so what do I mean by a build I mean that coming up for example got a war then in May we got state of decay to Detroit become human the Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection over the summer we're actually setting the stage it looks like there's maybe some pretty high-profile stuff coming out over the summer you might over the summer I'll be doing my blood board and redemption rolling which I think a lot of people are very much looking forward to okay I may return to persona 5 during the summer to finish it up since I had no opportunity to do so last year okay um so we'll see we'll see how it goes all right um what I'm hoping and this is being as positive as I can try to have a positive outlook on the future that the streaming situation will grow and build and become more and more successful to the point where by the end of the year especially with all the high-profile releases that you know come out at the end of the year guys um I'll be able to make up for all this I'll be making extra money in the latter half of the year right that will be more than enough to pay for the taxes I can't pay now okay that's what I'm hoping is it necessarily going to happen I have no idea but that's what I'm hoping for and what I'm really hoping for here is focusing in on being positive every day having fun with you guys on stream growing the channel in any way that I can all right we've been raising all right give you an example the other night I was playing punky after 12 hours of working on my birthday my girlfriend was waiting for me in the bedroom saying come out and you know spend some time because I got I'm tired I go to sleep but I at least want to have some time with you today you know and I'm ending the stream and then cryonic another very popular streamer on Twitch hosted me and it rated me and a bunch of people jump on the stream thousand viewers or whatever and I'm like well guys you know it's great that you're here I appreciate it sadly I have to go you know and people give you shit for that oh my god Phil you're in a situation where you need money and you had a thousand more than thousand people coming in and you didn't steer a stick around guys I was streaming all day fucking long it wasn't like I had just started streaming right and then I was like oh I'm out of here now dude it's a completely different situation than a half you know and by the way I do want to say shout out to cryotic he's a good guy every once in a while he comes in he raised the streams and the positive rate he doesn't read correctly as people come in they're very nice they're not jerks or anything they come in and they're actually you know very respectful and it seems like he has a pretty good viewing audience and you know I don't want to in any way disrespect him because I think it was he he doesn't know when I'm gonna stop streaming you know it was a nice thing that he did it was a nice gesture and I think he did it because it was my birthday but you know I'm in the situation here where you know within reason I've been streaming all day long I was trimming all week long non-stop it's the end of my birthday I've had zero moments to spend with my girlfriend all day because I've been working all day sorry I'm not gonna stay streaming for another hour in the hopes of raising a few shekels or whatever the hell it's just you know what I mean that's ridiculous um sorry and I made the right decision by the way because we had some nice quality time together it was like you know what I made the right decision ended up having a good end of my birthday rather than sitting here on stream like an idiot for an extra hour no point in it okay um so that being said guys um you know I'm gonna do everything i within reason this year that i absolutely can to keep the screws positive to grow the channel to keep self going positive all right and hopefully things will work out well what I'm hoping is by the end of this year like I said we'll see a big uptick with all the big new releases coming out you know we'll see a lot more people coming in and watching my stuff and contributing it'll be great and hopefully by the end of this year your things keep growing the way that they happen because you know twitch is the only place I'm growing YouTube forget it YouTube's a dead horse but twitch there's a lot of positivity and a lot of positive things coming out of it all right so that's what I'm hoping for is by the end of the year things go good and then you know January 15th or whatever any remaining taxes I wasn't able to pay I can pay them okay will it actually go that way I have no idea I honestly have no idea you know um it might not and if it doesn't it doesn't well I think what I need to do is stay positive you know should I really sit here and every day be worried in the back of my head down I can't pay my taxes this year by the end of the year now I have to sell my house in order to pay them I mean no I mean yeah it's always gonna be nagging at me but me sitting here harping on it every day isn't beneficial to you isn't beneficial to me it doesn't what I really need to do is do at this point now I know the situation I'm in moving forward I just need to focus on the positive and hope for the best you know and the bottom line is you guys have been really really supportive and you know every once in a while some really awesome thing happens someone comes in and leaves a giant tip and I'm like wow oh you know that certainly wasn't expecting that and that brightens my day up and makes me feel a little better and I undoubtedly those things will probably keep happening and that's awesome and thank you guys who stuck inning I know it's very very tiring for those of you who are here every day and you got to hear about a tax situation you got to hear about tips you got to hear you don't want to hear that shit you know you're just here to hang out and have fun part the reason I had to do it very very matter-of-factly is because I had to do as good as I can if I didn't even raise enough to pay my back taxes okay this would have been a incredibly dire situation as in I probably would've had to put my house on the market now thank god that's not the situation all right thank God but that being said um it's certainly we're not in a great situation here either it's kind of like it's certainly not the worst-case scenario but it's certainly not the best case scenario it's just kind of middle-of-the-road okay let's see how things go this year all right guys so there you go um thank you guys very much for being patient and by the way this is it I'm not gonna be bringing this up anymore this is not gonna be a major topic of discussion only if something crazy happens where I may need your help let's say for example I don't know I break my leg and now I get a frickin hospital bill for ten thousand dollars that I can't pay um you know then I would probably bring something but outside of that I think we're just gonna proceed forward business as usual all right there's no reason for me to be harping on this any more tax season is now over um and you know let's just keep moving let's just keep things going the way that they've been go all right fair enough now obviously Oh at the end of the year you know I see how things are going if you guys would like an update I will let you know I mean that would be the time I think at the end of the year after we covered all the new releases and things that are probably hype and exciting and positive then maybe I'll bring it back up as a subject um but here's what I'm gonna be very matter-of-factly I'm gonna ask you guys please don't bring it up anymore I'm gonna do my best to not bring it up please do not bring it up anymore I've not talked about it on this pre stream I've done a twit longer about it it's out there it's public that's it there's no reason to keep harping on it um you know and please don't go I don't know I'm gonna beat Phil I'm gonna cheer and ask about his taxes I'm just not gonna answer it and we're like great if you want the information I already talked about it go look back I'm not I'm not gonna bother with it anymore there's no point you guys don't want to know about I think you don't want to hear it anymore I don't want to talk about it anymore I didn't want to talk about it to begin with this whole thing has been a nightmare really seriously like this is a nightmare scenario because last year if you guys remember things were very positive things were going great during the summer months and we were heading right into the hardcore gaming season and things were great and then I got this big bombshell that I owed back state taxes that just caused this whole rolling domino effect of in of problems with my taxes to happen and it was like the biggest nightmare ever because I never once fathom that my tax attorney in Connecticut was screwing me over never what he was um you know and you kind of got a stroke and be like this sucks but what can you do so it's been a nightmare since then since ever since I revealed this to you guys what was in November it's been an ongoing issue for five straight months where I keep mentioning it because it's just so shitty all but at this point you know what I mean barring a four thousand dollar miracle in the next nine days which in I'm a realist it's probably not going to happen it's incredibly unlikely I don't know how the hell I would raise that much money and I showed a lot of time um I'm just gonna be in this situation I'm in I'll keep working my ass off here on stream every day for you guys and let's just have fun and see what the future holds sounds good guys all right that's it um actually let me go put down my tax stuff back on my desk I'm going to turn off my speakers while I do this hold on you all right guys so very good all right so um let's go ahead and let us um very quickly let me do the plugs because there's a plus I do a little brief plug segment and then let's go on a shout outs cuz I see some people have been cheering and subbing excuse me during the course is a pretty straight guy I need to update the stream stats too because we've got a few subs we got some cheers that I want to get up there and give credit where credit is due all right um so all right guys let's go ahead and let's do some quick plugs first of all guys this one's I'm driving for 450 subscribers here on eight for the month of April on my twitch channel if I can get 450 total subs at any time during the month of April we will be bringing back the patrons Choice playthrough by which patrons who pledge five bucks or more this month will be nominating and voting for a full playthrough that will be played as a downtime game to balance with everything else um previous patron choice playthroughs have been really awesome games like Super Mario Sunshine very Sonic the Hedgehog games Spyro the Dragon which I played last year you know before this HD collection was even announced oh you know various persona games various Jacuzzi games a big great they've been really also playthroughs that have you know been pretty much added to the variety of my content great stuff so that being said please consider subscribing this month alright um you will earn the access to all of my chat emotes you'll get a chat a subscriber badge which is a different level of crown that will update color and style as to how long of a subscriber and supporter you are alright also when I run ads during ad breaks you won't have to see the advertisements it actually will block those out for you okay so pretty awesome and uh you know right now I think we were down to four or 15 because I didn't stream yesterday however there's a bunch of people who did sub just now on the pre stream so I'll take that shortly and let you guys know all right what the total is but thanks to anyone who has considered subscribing this month now just mentioned patreon check it out over at patreon.com forward slash darkside fill we're your monthly pledges to my monthly drive on patreon allow me to continue doing this for a living you know it helps to free the cost of things such as electricity internet the cost of games equipment failure and stuff that happens from time to time in fact I'm gonna be honest with you guys um just this morning when I turned on my monitors here my other old monitor the other monitor that I've now had for about I think I bought him in 2010 I'm pretty sure it was 2010 so we're talking probably about eight years or longer I've had this monitor oh no I think that back these monitors are even older than that these monitors I was playing at the very launch of Street Fighter 4 so you're probably talking 2009 so damn these monitors is almost 10 years old it's dying like I turned it on and the brightness is all screwed up it's real getting dark and I get the feeling it's gonna do exactly the same thing that the other monitor did two months ago it's probably gonna crap the bed soon so I'll probably have to buy another monitor and drop another 120 bucks or whatever this kind of stuff happens all the time alright so your contributions to my patreon aid that significantly to defray that cost plus you earn things when you pledge to my patreon different perk levels I just mentioned if you pledge 5 bucks or more this month you'll be able to nominate and vote on games for this upcoming patron choice playthrough if we hit the subs goal this month chances are we're gonna hit it we've been very close in fact a couple of times the only reason we haven't hit is because like for example yesterday I didn't stream so we you know we dropped like 1520 subs but once I get to a consistent groove plus with a big release like God of War coming out I get the feeling we're gonna hit the goal this month ok so um there you go guys and also there's other perk levels you know you can get your questions answered on my bio on to Q&A; show ask the King which by the way is coming up on the 26th at this month is the next episode roughly you know a little over two weeks from now um then you've got your getting a private Q&A; video maybe there's lots of stuff that could happen as a result of pledging to my patreon all right so please give it a look patreon.com forward slash darkside fill um mmm there's Whitey's brain shop or you can buy DSP and DSP gaming merchandise all logos in artwork designed by my viewers and fans shout out to those who have done it in the past I really appreciate it you guys put stuff together for me um golden Colts a frequenter of the streams hasn't been around recently because you've been busy I've moved across the country but he actually just told me he got sure he had ordered a shirt he really loves it so it's high-quality stuff man it's good stuff good quality you know I receive Commission for anything that you guys buy off of the website so please consider it check it out teespring comm forward slash doors forward slash DSP gaming and by the way later this year all right later this year there will be a tenth anniversary line of products that is coming out um in regards to my 10th anniversary as a content creator was actually the fall of 2008 where I started uploading gameplay videos to YouTube ten years later I'm still here guys so pretty awesome right okay um last but not least guys obviously this is a livestream and if you guys are here live watching on twitch and you're excited you'd like to you know get a shout out or some interaction if you cheer with bits if you subscribe to the channel or if you tip me I'll give you a verbal shout out on the street all right now couple ground rules number one please be as concise as possible if you do giant long cheers chances are I'm not gonna read them out because I'm not gonna completely derail the stream alright number two please nothing insulting nothing incendiary I just asked please don't ask about the taxes so don't bomb because I'm not gonna address that please don't you know insult me or and so others are trying to get mile I mean don't you hear that this guy said this about you I I don't give a shit 36 years old now guys I don't care about this drama crap anymore alright so that being said um please keep your messages concise alright oh now if you would like both visual recognition for your contributions as well as verbal if you either cheer 50 bits or more or if you subscribe to the channel and after a couple minutes a share button should pop up and you click on that or if you tip me during the streams $5 or more you'll get an on screen thank you a notification alright so it's pretty cool to get visual and verbal recognition for your contributions which is really not he's alright um so there you have it last guys if you want to tip me a lot of people ask how do I tip because you know cheering you do with bitch you do it through twitch something you do it you twitch how do i tit there's a tip section if you look below my streams it's along with the rules and everything else which you should be reading below my streams anyway click on there takes you to the tips page you can either leave an anonymous tip or you can leave one with a name and a message if you want a shout out if you can't see that any of that information I just described you're probably on a mobile device so if you type exclamation point tip into the stream chat it'll come up in an alternate mantid alright guys it's time for shoutouts you guys ready alright let's scroll all the way down here all the way down so during my day off few people contributed with your very nice of them thank you to anyone who did contribute when I was not live-streaming very appreciative that you guys think of me we had mr. Jackson 2002 two three six dollars thank you very much mr. Jackson I do appreciate that okay shout out to Goldie Cole through to the 16-bit series they got mighty spring shirt that's nice Thank You Golden Colts for letting me know and thank you for the cheer amazing GT 23 took me $5 I said hope that helps Phil thank you amazing GT 23 indeed it does ocean child 23 did a 30 bitch here thank you ocean child and Lincoln Simpson came in into the 600 bitch here and said happy birthday Phil sorry that I'm a little late hey man belated birthday thanks better than no birthday thanks oh thank you very much Lincoln for that appreciate that all right now today during today's stream we had amazing GT 23 who subscribe to the channel for the second once in a row thank you amazing GT for the two months of support darkside Viking also subscribe for the second month in a row so thank you guys for that um fact three one six there's 25 minutes at sell weed that is something I will not be doing in fact there's no market for it I live in the state of Washington where weed is legal there are stores everywhere who legally sell weed so if I actually tried to sell weed as you're suggesting no one would buy it they'd say this is stupid I could go to the store and just buy normally why would I bite off of you off the street illicitly idiot that's the thing if you go to the store you can actually buy like really high quality weed here so why would you buy off of some guy off the street you don't even know the quality right could be cut with fucking oregano so you can't even sell weed in the state of Washington there's no market for it [Laughter] how funny is that I'll shut out to fall in 1570 who cheered on behalf of Derek he said he just wants to know what did I think of take over New Orleans I'm not gonna spoil any of the results for those who didn't see it take over New Orleans with the NXT pay-per-view of anything that's not a pay-per-view there's no way to pay for it and watch out on pay-per-view but it was really good I enjoyed a lot of the wrestling a lot of the matches Oh couple of outcomes I didn't like a lot of them I did I'm not gonna spoil the outcomes I'll just say it was a great event got a lot of good wrestling it was a good time I enjoyed watching it last night and before someone asked me because I'm absolutely sure someone's gonna ask me this on the stream am i watching WrestleMania tonight I'll probably watch some of it but I'm sorry I just don't have seven hours to sit around and watch WrestleMania I mean that it's too fucking long you've got the pre-show the pre pre-show then you have two matches on the pre-show then there's the actual show that starts early and you're gonna it's soso it's dumb because most likely even though the show is probably like gonna be like five hours long if I just fast forward between the promos that recap the plot lines that happen between the matches chances are it'll be like two hours it's funny because it wants to be there they're there Superbowl basically or their world series or their world cup of pro wrestling yet a lot of things I don't even give enough time to the matches they'll run that promo for 45 minutes the match is four minutes long so I guess we'll see I'm gonna watch some of it tonight I probably won't get to watch all of it and then undoubtedly what'll happen is tomorrow I'll get on stream and be completely spoiled about everything it always happens I wouldn't be surprised so there you go shut up - SCB 360 who subscribed to the channel thank you SCB uh fact three one six shoot again and said r.i.p - back page I don't even know what he's talking about but thank you for the cheer coke I blue subscribe for the fourth month in a row thank you okay blue for four months of support Yolo Dawber as well subscribe for the fourth month in a row Thank You Yolo appreciate that man all the Aston Martin um sure 25 bits he said the reason people gave you crap about leaving when you were raided is because every stream you bring up taxes that's right Aston Martin but when do I bring up taxes I bring them up on the pre stream and that's it if you haven't noticed when I play the game it's about the games if someone asked me with a cheer about it then yeah I'll address it well I have a plug segment and that's where I leave the plugs all right here's what I mean I think every streamer should do that I know a lot don't but that's what I'm all about once the gameplay starts it's all about gameplay and interacting with you guys it's not about plugs plugs plugs help me help me money money money and shit like that it's not um I've been already working streaming on my birthday alright for roughly 12 hours I had about a 90 minute break to quickly have a dinner and then I rushed right back to stream um I was tired and I hadn't spent any time with my girlfriend during the day so you can't understand the fact that at the very end of a tail end of 12 hours of work is not a good time for a read to happen for me to stream longer when my girlfriend is waiting for me well you are just immature I don't know it's to tell ya you're uneducated and you're immature if that's the case because there are things far more important than getting in an extra half an hour to make a couple extra box and when you finally realize that in life you will be far ahead of the curve apparently you're not yet alright it's best just recent months in a row 17 months of support thank you very much ace best appreciate that man um shout out to a turtle named Tom who did a hundred shear and he says hey Phil I hope that you enjoyed your birthday I'll make you a deal I'm a patron if I swoop in Friday and get gift subs up to the sub hull would you promise to play eternal darkness sanity's Requiem well a turtle named Tom that's nearly not how it works all right I mean it would be awesome if obviously you gifted subs up to the sub hall so we could get the patrons Choice playthrough going but we do need to be fair here the patron choice is going to be a way where patrons are all gonna nominate gain I mean obviously if you're a patron I can guarantee you your nominations to make it in um how about this here's what here's what I will say here's what I will do since if you were to go above and beyond and do that alright here's what I would do for you I would guarantee you absolutely guarantee you that I would include eternal darkness sanity's Requiem in the voting for the patrons choice game now I can't control the votes of the patrons that's something I'm not gonna do that we screwed up all right but I would 100% even if it didn't get enough nominations I would put it into the voting anyway so I would make a concession for you since you're gonna go out of your way to help us all out here all right to hit the sub goal I would do that okay so that's up to you I mean it's still not a guarantee that the game will be played but it's a strong chance that it's gonna get into the final voting that it would you know that basically then it would be your job to campaign on the forums and say all right guys listen really let's all vote for this this could be an amazing game cuz I don't know anything about the game I know nothing about this game you're mentioning at all so for me to say oh yeah we're just gonna play it it doesn't make sense because I don't even know what the game is and I don't know if it's anything that the patrons want to see or whatever we gotta be fair here all right so that's what I'm willing to do okay I will be willing through 100% put the game into the voting for the patrons Choice event all right and then it's up to you to convince the patrons to a vote along with you for that game and get it going as a playthrough that'll be you know for downtime okay so that's your choice you choose whether or not you want to do it totally up to you okay all right and I you know what I gotta ask this question mr. Pepsi is your name el Pepsi or I Pepsi cuz I don't know if that's an L or a capital I I think it's an I so I guess her name would be AI Pepsi 2017 he took me eight dollars so first of all thank you very much you're gonna be on the leaderboard obviously but I don't know how to say your name so please let me know in stream chat it's AI Pepsi it's AI Pepsi he says in the streams are I good because I'm so good - is it look Pepsi or I Pepsi all right hi Pepsi took me eight dollars thank you very much I Pepsi for your contribution very nice thank you all right so now before we begin let's update the stream stats let's actually see let me do the command let's see here shit all right we're up to 417 subs which of course makes no sense gonna stream started we were at 4:15 we just got what six six subs announces we're only up to 417 amazing you figured that one out all right believe internal napalm has the top cheer I'm just gonna confirm it yes he does turtle napalm currently has the top tier hundred pitch let's get him up there okay and then we've got a pepsi the top tip $8 thank you very much i pepsi for that alright here we go let's let's get that centered alright guys thanks for being pretty shy no was a longer pre stream i hope that now um you guys are now more than know the situation I've been completely transparent with you guys all right one final think if someone did ask that alright someone did ask something and I want to clarify someone said we'll fill everything you just talked about okay you talked about federal taxes what about this state tax situation I don't know anything about it the state of Washington is still in the process of doing an audit and they're supposed to tell me the assessment of what the state back taxes are that I owe Oh they said it would either be late March or April here we are eight days in April I've heard not a peep from them okay eventually sometime this year they're gonna come to me and they're gonna say here's what you owe but what I'm hoping is that they'll work with me and they says those are back taxes we'll work out a payment plan okay so if it's a payment plan of you know hundreds of dollars a month that I could do that's easy if they tell me oh you owe thousands of dollars due immediately they're screwed I'm just gonna tell them listen you're not gonna get your money so you better work with me or else you know I can't I can't afford it okay so there you go guys all right thank you guys oh by the way here we go beyond uh truth this is something really cool that I want to read he says the trolls are so transparent first they say DSP is obsessed about money he only cares about tips but then when he leaves early to go do adult things in real life when he's being rated on stream they complain that filler to stay for another 30 minutes to make more money I mean how hypocritical is that yeah you're right it's a hundred percent hypocritical and that's why I don't care anymore that's why the people who show us scans of your taxes get the fuck out of here no I'm not gonna do that I'm not a complete idiot like I don't realize that you guys are just trying to get information personal information about me to hurt me even further I'm not a moron and anything I show you guys you'll just be hypocritical and you'll spin I made it up anyway there's no point so there you go alright thank you guys alright thank you guys I appreciate you guys being patient and let's get started now call duty World War two we'll have some fun we'll do some different various stuff here have a good time sound good oh shuttle through the Sony attic mayhem oh excuse me insomniac mayhem I said his name completely wrong oops insomniac mayhem sheared a hundred fifty bits so he's actually the top ship now she wrote it for today he says so would you be willing to play Final Fantasy 9 or Legend of Dragoon I mean sure absolutely absolutely I would be willing to play those games Final Fantasy 9 is one of the very few Final Fantasy's I never played and everyone tells me it's a good game let you know Dragoon I don't even know anything about but I've always heard that it's a good people who say oh that's a great game a great RPG I love all refugees the problem is whenever I play RPGs no one really shows up I mean you know cootie 2 I've been playing for the past two weeks and you know viewership and attention on that has monstrously dwindled well no surprise but I'm gonna keep playing it because I love the game I'm you know taking kind of the hit for doing it but I love it so you know it's very hard if I'm gonna play an RPG I have to balance it with other stuff so at least those people who don't like RPGs are satiated and it's not like ah he's just playing too many RPGs another reason why people are like Phil when you beat Far Cry 5 why don't extend sucks why don't you just play persona 5 dude there's no way I can play persona 5 and ninokuni at the same time there's no way you would scare away thousands of people so I can't do it alright so let's update that but thank you guys for your contributions thanks for being patient thanks for being supportive thanks through this whole time like I said it's actually honestly it's honestly refreshing that now I don't have to just constantly be talking about this shit anymore really from now on I'll you know I'll let you know the ways to contribute on the plugs and that's it I'm not gonna be mentioning taxes or nothing like that dominate there's no reason for me to be bringing it up you know what I mean you guys now know the situation you know could a miracle happen within 9 days incredibly unlikely and all I can really do is stay positive and keep working at it and do what I can and see what happens at the end of this year okay guys all right that's it thanks everyone for pre stream let's now get started with call of duty very nice here we go

 

[This+]

I know we all use filler words and it can't be helped but I really love the fact that "um" is on the list so prominently every single time.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Duration: 54:19

well that short pre-stream thing didn't last long

 

[Freshtodeath]

I love the fact that Phil had 2 streamers , who are vastly bigger basically fall into his lap to stream with them and capture that audience. And Phil is busy scared that he'll look bad and blows both off with silly things. The whole deal where he sent a reply back about a dog was beyond insane.

He pretty much pissed away 2 prime chances to grow his audience in like 2-3 days.

I think he is terrified without setting things up before hand. He needs full control over the detractors. His excuses were weak, someone who supposedly is in dire straits shut off the stream with 2k viewers. So he's either not in financial trouble or he's a complete moron. It's rare for DSP to get over 1k but it does happen on occasion. It is even more rare for him to get over 2k. I don't recall him ever reaching that much with gameplay. When he played crash bandicoot he got close to 2k I think.

 

[neger psykolog]

I know we all use filler words and it can't be helped but I really love the fact that "um" is on the list so prominently every single time.

If you wanna see what it looks like without common words removed:

Its really nowhere near as "useful"

 

[CoolGuy420weedbonerXXX]

Its really nowhere near as "useful"

Is it possible to tune the wordcloud generator to track phrases instead of individual words? I think we'd all be shocked to hear not only how often Phil says "um" but how often he uses filler phrases like "the bottom line is" and "it is what it is"

 

[Phalanx]

I just realise /slowpoke meme/

He has not actually legitimately made a Patreon goal since I think September. remember he initially did not make the halloween goal he had to move it. He did not make November or December because he had to actually conflate that he made that through donations on twitch. He just hid the fact he made it. He has always skirted around 1k mostly.

With the above poster. I think a lot of people like GtG and Tevin even DrnKiller have the best plan to log Phil's movements and actions and then just make people aware that this piece of crap exists he is his worst enemy because he thinks he is clever but he isn't.

The recent developments have fucked his viewer base last night he skirted around 200. I think I am more interested in how it is affecting his actual viewership, people were calling him out too and his chat has been subdue. Again as stated prior this is probably the WORST period for Phil because in all ever occurrences he had his audience but now he has been deceiving and it is going to be VERY interesting come the end of this week.

 

[HighTierGout]

If you wanna see what it looks like without common words removed:
Wyświetl załącznik 423015

Its really nowhere near as "useful"

i regret asking for this a while ago, i created the monster and now i'm going to complain the monster is too strong, well, fuck me....

 

[neger psykolog]

Is it possible to tune the wordcloud generator to track phrases instead of individual words? I think we'd all be shocked to hear not only how often Phil says "um" but how often he uses filler phrases like "the bottom line is" and "it is what it is"

It is, however the number of apps and shit that can do this is fairly limited. I guess I'd prefer to do it in a way that's actually "useful" and not just easy.

What you'd ideally need to do is:

• Input every single prestream into a database separately by date
• Generate a corpus (for the non-autsitic version of "corpus" you'd just say vocabulary but this shit is even more autistic than the DSP subforum so they have special words for everything)
• Using an algorithm, analyse the concurrence or "collocation" of words.

Now you're probably saying "nigga what the fuck is concurrence or collocation".

That's where the problem starts. Concurrence is what the word autists use to mean phrases, specifically meaning "non-specific phrases". So instead of looking for exact word patterns you would be looking for words which appear alongside other similar words.

Then when you look further you go from autism to turbo autism:

http://www.ai.mit.edu/courses/6.891-nlp/aaai97.pdf

http://wing.comp.nus.edu.sg/~antho/D/D10/D10-1064.pdf

https://pdfs.semanticscholar.org/2ae3/c9a28bdeafdccc67b1648a76e7194d82cf40.pdf

So there are actually programs that can do this kind of analysis, but I haven't found any that work in the way you might expect them to when it comes to a daily prestream. Besides that, the programs that do this kind of stuff are for use in libraries and research for text that contains punctuation and is "accurate". Prestream transcriptions are not perfectly accurate.

If DSP just says a certain phrase 5-6 times during a single prestream then that's boring. If DSP says some very specific shit about his mortgage 3 times a month and then suddenly starts saying it 16 times a day, that's a lot more interesting. So, if I just dump out the phrases without their usage over time its pretty much irrelevant.

And I really could just dump out all the phrases he's ever used on prestreams except DSP's entire prestream text adds up to 16.8 MB in size.

16.8 MB of text is a large amount of text. Its a fucking huge amount of text.

The King James Bible is 4.8 MB of text. DSP speaks more than Jesus ever did because he is our lord and saviour so DSP's prestreams for just 3 years are equivalent to 3.5 bibles worth of text.

No website on earth that offers "simple" shit that will do this analysis will let you put more than 0.5-1MB of text. I did upload all the text to some open source word analysis project thing, but the developers must've gotten really mad about a bunch of kiwifarms autists making fancy graphs and causing their servers to catch fire with the holy word of DSP that they IP banned me.

So I tried Windows programs that can do this shit, but they all crashed because of how magnificent and large DSP's holy grail is. The only ones I didn't try are like actual research programs that cost hundreds of dollars.

Then it kinda changes from being about "concurrence" to "collocation"

There are command line programs, however installing and using that shit is super fucking complicated and I haven't gotten around to it just yet.

By complicated I mean this level of complicated:

http://www.nltk.org/howto/collocations.html

However, getting that shit to work takes time and autism but also still doesn't solve providing the phrases with actual context: how many times have they been used and at what times have they been used? Because this shit was designed for word autists and books and not analyzing DSP's prestreams.

I do think it would be super interesting to make a project like this, not just for DSP but also any other lolcows or for whatever use it might have for someone else but I'm not sure I'm even autistic enough to accomplish it. Although if I continue to be the supervisor on the DSP subforum for a serious amount of time it is possible I will achieve an autism singularity and become one with sonichu.

But reaching that autism level is dangerous territory. I'd probably start cosplaying and interacting with furries and instead turn my attention to SJW issues and blue arms of famous hedgehogs.