DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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JamFlowMan powiedział(a):
The fact he tweeted such insignificant shit this guy and the guy who's raid he bailed on just screams "I know i;ve ignored every bit of help but please don't stop talking to me. Just hang on until I eventually burn this bridge like every other one i've crossed in my life."
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As I have said earlier in this thread, Tolo and Cry seem more interested in supporting Phil out of pity and/or as a joke. From what Tolo was saying regarding Phil pissing away those viewers I got a distinct impression of confusion. He certainly felt like it was a wasted attempt and I doubt Cry will host him again, but I don’t think Phil is looking to try and amend for throwing that away because I don’t think he truly realises what he just squandered.
 
In the WiP, he opens by reiterating that he isn't going to talk about the taxes anymore, moving forward. He's really trying to kill the talk about the taxes.
Though that may change at the end of the year if he needs help.
In the meantime, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain with the blank pages!

He then describes that Evolution game. It's like a grandpa who doesn't know anything about games.
"Oh! Are those green things like the monsters from the Worlds of Warcrafts? Are you doing super jumps and super slashes like a Mario? Did you know it was my birthday this weekend?"

And he addresses the fact that he played Fallout 4 and Dark Souls 3 early after claiming he hates the practice and never does it.
"I was granted... well... one time I was granted permission but everyone else was playing it that day too. Another time... there was a loophole... uh... way back, remember with Dark Souls 3... but I digress! I don't know why I'm going into detail about this."
Then he explains that the negative stuff, guys, it weighs on him, and he feels he has to defend himself.

Calling out people for lying is negative, guys. Stop doing that. It's hard to bend reality when you keep attacking him for doing it.
 
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I see Shill Burnell has found a way to tack on yet more self-promotion onto his already terrible layout. Full Twitch URL at the top now, compared to previous weeks. The full Teespring URL you can kind of give a 1% justification for, since it's counterintuitive. You wouldn't know to put in "/stores/" unless you were a regular teespring shopper. But everyone knows Twitch and how channel URLs go... Just put a Twitch badge up there and "darksydephil" next to it... That's ignoring the debate of whether there need to be any plugs at all on the layout.

Pile it on to the mountain of minor design or "craftsmanship" issues that mean little to nothing individually, but all represent a chance to show how much you care by getting them right. And Phil consistently turns down these chances.
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uh, there's still two whole sides of the screen he's not using. not to mention he could put patreon logos on his soundproofing
 
N0thingICanDo powiedział(a):
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Folks, I just got a dog but I have no disposable income to buy his premier dog food, his dog bed, and daily dog walker fee since Kat is working and I stream all day, please donate as much as you can and I gurantee you all the money will go toward my dog, okay? *Snooooooooooooooooort*


"Ah sheeeeeeeeet the dog shit on my couch again, hold on folks.......... (distanced voice) Kat! Kaaaaaaaaaaaat, stop playing stooopid Overwatch and get Rambo out of my fcking office right now!"


"Oh for fucks sake stop biting my HDMI cable I just bought it for 50 bucks..........."

"Oh? The mic was on? The mic was on for the whole time huh?.....Huhhllo........."
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Holy shit. Naming the dog "Rambo" is the funniest thing i've read in awhile. lol.
 
Current money situation:
Unique cheerers: 160
Total cheers: 1171
Final bit total is: $421.56
Average cheer: $0.36

Subs: 92 (90@$4.99, 1@$9.99, 1@$24.99, 11 gifted, 50.00% resubs)
Known sub money is: $242.50
Total Subs (via decapi): 410
Estimated sub money is: $795.00

Twitch range is: $664.06-1459.06

# of Patrons: 146
Patreon total: $717.14

Total money range is: $1381.20-2176.20

Subs are down to 410. Patreon is, of course, just barely over $700. Still 50% resubs. Folks, massive growth.

Sidenote: why does Phil not seem to understand that if you get 10 subs, but they're all resubs, that your total subcount will not change? He always seems mystified by this.
 
actually powiedział(a):
why does Phil not seem to understand that if you get 10 subs, but they're all resubs, that your total subcount will not change? He always seems mystified by this.
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I did exactly as I was supposed to and it didn't work, and then it tells me there is a number of months or some shit the fuck is this broken thing stupid developers don't know what they're doing.

(As an aside, appreciate the numbers you got bud, decent insight from that)
 
Rare Drop powiedział(a):
I personally don't see it happening, mostly because of the 'hidden' costs of pet raising. All it takes is a major illness or something that flat out needs vet care and Phil will be clinging with his fingers on that financial cliff. Nevermind that fact it'll be Kat's Dog more than Phil's Dog, and the inevitable neglect on Fido will sink the relationship even faster.
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Agreed. My dog's one year vaccines and exam would've cost me $600+ at PetSmart if I wasn't on their pet plan. It was reduced to only $50 then.

I can't imagine him using PetSmart for some reason and takes it to a private vet with no discounts or plans to reduce the cost somehow so it'll be the most expensive thing possible.
 
kebab4you powiedział(a):
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I don't think it's subtweeting DSP, I know Tolo enjoys MHW but he doesn't feel it engages his viewers enough - every time I talk to him or see him talking about what to stream next it is always with chat interaction as the priority which is why he only streamed Overwatch once. However, it could be also as an invitation to Phil indirectly but I don't think he's stopping playing it on stream because of him.
 
I don't understand why he doesn't push for Prime subs. Every streamer I've seen has started pushing hard for them. It makes sense as well, if he mentions it while streaming he might get a good 25-50 subs. Has he ever mentioned Twitch Prime? I don't think I've ever seen him do it. He's always just whoring for tips. He should start mentioning it. Channel growth is surely better long-term.
 
samovski powiedział(a):
I don't understand why he doesn't push for Prime subs. Every streamer I've seen has started pushing hard for them. It makes sense as well, if he mentions it while streaming he might get a good 25-50 subs. Has he ever mentioned Twitch Prime? I don't think I've ever seen him do it. He's always just whoring for tips. He should start mentioning it. Channel growth is surely better long-term.
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It's cuz you're not street smart dood! Phil gets tips IMMEDIATELY! Subs take two months to get to him. And besides, there are more important things than money. Real talk. REEEEE!
 
I'm fairly sure there are two reasons why he doesn't want his channel to grow and both are most likely discussed to death, but anyway.
1) Channel growth would mean he's bigger fish on the radar (Although he can still get banned despite being a smaller channel due to :autism:)
2) He can't keep crying about being "the small guy" and "the underdog" and how all evil companies and "bigger guys" are kicking him and keeping him down
 
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