Charlie Delicious
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- 31 Mar 2017
For those here who don't BBQ, pulled pork is the hardest ...
to fuck up
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- Dołączono
- 28 Gru 2014
It's better than his other pulled pork attempts. The sauce is also at least the right consistency. And amazingly, it's not raw in the middle. He still eats like a pig.
Usually, he'll still manage to fuck it up. I'm sure there's something wrong because I jumped forward, but the end result actually doesn't look that fucked up, other than having Jack sauce on it.
Charlie Delicious
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 31 Mar 2017
Okay here we go
1. Maple syrup and jalapeno injection. Jesus fucking gross. Would the syrup even infuse much of the flavor?
2. He didn't score the fat. He slashed a fucking gash into the meat, then packed it full of sugar and salt.
3. "I didn't know maple syrup got loose when you heat it up"
4. Should you inject hot liquid into a cold cut of meat? Doesn't sound like a good idea to me.
5. Annnnd he fucks the sandwich with his face
Edit:
absolutely halal
1. Maple syrup and jalapeno injection. Jesus fucking gross. Would the syrup even infuse much of the flavor?
2. He didn't score the fat. He slashed a fucking gash into the meat, then packed it full of sugar and salt.
3. "I didn't know maple syrup got loose when you heat it up"
4. Should you inject hot liquid into a cold cut of meat? Doesn't sound like a good idea to me.
5. Annnnd he fucks the sandwich with his face
Edit:
absolutely halal
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- Dołączono
- 28 Gru 2014
I've seen that sauce before. Almost anything you can put on top you can inject. Real maple syrup is super thin, though. It's not "loose" like that when it gets hot, it's like that at room temperature. Not that I know much about it. I don't do it myself and don't really want most cuts of meat with cloying sweet flavor on the inside. I like a crust on the outside, but relatively untouched meat on the inside, with the sauce providing the flavor at the end.
- Dołączono
- 11 Gru 2013
It's because it's Jack and he doesn't understand the why so much as just "food goes in here" with an arrow pointing to his mouth. While maybe I could see this being used as a really white trash kind of glaze, I would never see this as something to be injected into the meat.
But yeah, it actually looked decent. Can't say about the taste though but as we all know Jack doesn't care about it so much as it's just "food".
Charlie Delicious
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 31 Mar 2017
His choice of "things not normally used with pulled pork was kinda weak"
I think both guys did an injection.
I'd make a spicy pineapple salsa to put on the sandwich.
I think both guys did an injection.
I'd make a spicy pineapple salsa to put on the sandwich.
- Dołączono
- 6 Sie 2016
Edit:
absolutely halal
:horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying:
It's always the same, stuffing his face with food like a desperate Slaton. They should really throw him out with the pigs! It's so disgusting, and the fact that most of the time after a gigantic bite he goes "hmmm... hmmm!" and talks with his mouth full makes it worse.
- Dołączono
- 28 Paź 2015
That gif of Jack eating a pulled pork sandwich is something I never want to see again. Is this what it's like to find out your daughter does porn?
Ugh the sauce drip. Goddamn.
Ugh the sauce drip. Goddamn.
Charlie Delicious
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- Dołączono
- 31 Mar 2017
Look at him sticking his tongue out to pull as much of the sandwich into his greasy goateed sarlacc pit as possible.
- Dołączono
- 8 Maj 2013
He... he doesn't really take a bite out of it, he just sort of pushes it into his face until some it gets into mouth. This is how a toddler eats. Why couldn't he just put less meat into the bun if he can't wrap his gaping maw around it?
absolutely halal
- Dołączono
- 28 Paź 2015
That's the amount of meat that a barbeque place around me has on their sandwiches and I never had to eat it like Jack did his. They also don't drown it in sauce.
Ungern
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- Dołączono
- 16 Lut 2018
That is some advanced eating technique. I've never before seen anybody stick their tongue out all the way to the chin and use it to shovel food in their mouth. I wonder where he picked that up, maybe he's a fan of Gene Simmons and decided to combine his passions for KISS and eating.
- Dołączono
- 9 Sty 2018
This solves the mystery of how he can possibly think his food is good; he doesn't know food is supposed to go in your mouth.
- Dołączono
- 18 Wrz 2016
Okay here we go
1. Maple syrup and jalapeno injection. Jesus fucking gross. Would the syrup even infuse much of the flavor?
2. He didn't score the fat. He slashed a fucking gash into the meat, then packed it full of sugar and salt.
3. "I didn't know maple syrup got loose when you heat it up"
4. Should you inject hot liquid into a cold cut of meat? Doesn't sound like a good idea to me.
5. Annnnd he fucks the sandwich with his face
Edit:
absolutely halal
Fuck! That gif should be Featured on the main page of the forum. That is a work of art that repulses me on so many levels.
- Dołączono
- 11 Gru 2013
Of course not. The only people that would recognize him are his fans.
- Dołączono
- 3 Wrz 2014
Snrkt, did he give Whataburger a bad review out of petty assache like he did the last time he was told to fuck off? I'm not really compelled to watch him A-log food prepped by people trained in basic culinary arts since he didn't personally make it.
And I love how he delusionally thinks he has that much pull and is getting mad that reality is intruding in his stroke addled mind. Having like 200k subs and vids that tend to only clock in at 10k at best makes you a nobody. To further hammer home his arrogant delusion, I could mention Pewdiepie to randos on the street and at best I'd get a bite after several "Who?"'s from people ... and it'd be from youngsters.
- Dołączono
- 11 Gru 2013
It's about here that he should realize that he's only internet famous. While somebody like Pewdiepie can be said to have some mainstream recognition even if he's just that guy that was let go from Disney, the only thing Jack has is his appearance on that Texas Shark Tank type show shilling his BBQ sauce.
He's got his dickriders and they all say how great he is and they all kiss his ass and whenever he's done a giveaway for something on his show he gets dozens of requests for it. But nobody outside of people who watch his show even knows who this fat pig really is. I really wonder if he's going to address this at some later video or maybe let it slip that he's going to be at such and such a place at a specific time and date and magically one of his followers will see him there. Sure it'll be complete and utter theater, but it will allow him to save face in front of his audience.