😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dana Marie Cain / Oracle of Venus / The Scorpion - Divorced Unlovable Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish, running from the long arm of the law

[MarissaXD]

I wonder how many random people she's screeched at for no reason at all.

At least 9001 by now. She's been around for quite a while.

 

[ThePlagueTND]

Man, to be the guy working the desk at a sleazy motel at 3am and this chick rolls up wanting a room. Then you realize you forgot to turn on the no vacancy sign...

 

[The Great Chandler]

She needs to hook up with our other favorite schizophrenic who's battling off CIA African-Americans who are luminescent in the dark with the power of God's FUCKIN' TempleOS.

Spoiler: 2cool4hisholiness

 

[Waka with a Turbo]

Dana's Dad - Deceased. She has admitted they used to have a sexual relationship, but this is okay since she believes she is a god and all gods commit incest.

I hope she didn't think Zoophilia was also okay (Zeus had a thing for transforming into a swan and raping women, Leda and the Swan )

 

[ThePlagueTND]

Well that settles it, she's crazy cause she likes shitty music. Sneaker Pimps is ok though.

Spoiler: Some of her music tastes (taken from her liked videos)

Also has a REAL hard on for SNL:

And Deadpool:

 

[TwinkleSnort]

Her poor cat. #FreeTheCrazyLadysKitteh

 

[scared sheep]

I hope she didn't think Zoophilia was also okay (Zeus had a thing for transforming into a swan and raping women, Leda and the Swan )

How about all the murder? For no reason? Punishing children for the sins of their parents?

Anything that goes on on Greek mythology is not behavior you want to follow.

 

[Junkail]

This lady is actually really sad. She reminds me of Virgo Rouge, but without the musical talent and family support.

 

[introman]

Dana went from slim to BBW to slim again(thank you gastric bypass!) . My homie -- who is currently NOT a Leprechaun -- has showed me pics. Here is one of them:

 

[TwinkleSnort]

She doesn't look quite so insane in that pic. Maybe she should eat more.

 

[PeckingOrder]

Born in Normal, Illinois

Well, she sure moved away from normal fast.

 

[Monika H.]

Dana went from slim to BBW to slim again(thank you gastric bypass!) . My homie -- who is currently NOT a Leprechaun -- has showed me pics. Here is one of them: Wyświetl załącznik 377229

She's also quite an attractive woman for her age, if she grooms herself and doesn't go crazy that is.

 

[Xarpho]

The arrest location's address is Pappadeaux Seafood Kitchen, a somewhat pricey restaurant in The Woodlands, Texas (seems most of the poor reviews seem more related to the service than anything, though with employees like her, who could blame them?). The surrounding area is certainly too expensive to live on a waiters' salary, seems she was probably getting a free ride financially from this Joel Irish guy.

 

[c-no]

We need more batshit crazy people like this and less Twitter trannies. I know they're out there; nobody just cares to find them.

This sort of person would be a very refreshing lol-cow compared to the 100th trans Twitter user. Here we get a crazy lady screaming on camera thinking every guy save for this Joel guy wanting her.

She needs to hook up with our other favorite schizophrenic who's battling off CIA African-Americans who are luminescent in the dark with the power of God's FUCKIN' TempleOS.

Spoiler: 2cool4hisholiness

They could no doubt make a great schizo couple. Just imagine Dana screaming at Terry, saying how she isn't interested in a guy who could be conspiring against her.

 

[Bandit Keith]

What if she really does have intergalactic deities inside her and this is just the toll it takes on the human brain?

 

[DragoonSierra]

For someone who admits shes a whore, I find it surprising that there arent any nudes of her online

Does she have custody of any of her kids?

 

[Straight Dave]

recorded their buttfucking session with a drone.

Jesus I almost woke up the house laughing.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

How thirsty were these guys to stick their dick in this much crazy?

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Wouldn't be surprised if she was into gang stalking.

Also, she looks almost normal in those pics. Stealth autism perhaps.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Crazies like THIS is why I love to come here.
1. Bitch has bad case of potty mouth (R rating spoiler those vids)
2. She looks 10 years older than her actual age
3. What a loon.
4. Where the nudes?