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He's basically setting up the excuse that if you hear him hitting buttons hes not actually hitting them when you think hes hitting them so if he says "IM BLOCKING" when you can clearly hear him mashing hes right.

This is about as far as you can go to make excuses for losing even beyond lag and stuff.
But you can see it's in sync when he speaks because of his lip movement... I will never not be amazed at the effort he puts into mental gymnastics so he doesn't have to admit to even the tiniest fault.

As if to prove my point...
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/958499914853601281

Laughing Archives‏ @Drgnkiller 15m15 minutes ago
"I'm telling the truth when I say my webcam is delayed. Fucking people making shit up! My audio is synced to my voice, but everything else is PURPOSELY delayed!"
 
His stream right now is him at his most bitter. He's constantly arguing with the chat rightly calling him out on his bullshit.
Are they also calling him a cowardly narcissist with child tier comebacks? Because they should do that before his hurt feelings make him just kill the chat to protect his ego and give him a few minutes to pretend that he's muy macho with middle school level bantz.
 
But you can see it's in sync when he speaks because of his lip movement... I will never not be amazed at the effort he puts into mental gymnastics so he doesn't have to admit to even the tiniest fault.

As if to prove my point...
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/958499914853601281

Laughing Archives‏ @Drgnkiller 15m15 minutes ago
"I'm telling the truth when I say my webcam is delayed. Fucking people making shit up! My audio is synced to my voice, but everything else is PURPOSELY delayed!"
Well he is just desperate to have an excuse. Hes winning most of his games and he still gets tilted the second he gets hit even once.

His chat isn't buying it at all they are shitting on him the entire time. He will quit the second he starts to face people who have moved beyond auto combos.
 
People were asking in his chat why he won't play ranked. The answer is because he would get matched against people other than rando children. The only way he can win a fighting game is against a totally new player or a totally shit one.
 
holy shit all he does is 1 combo. EVERY TIME. 30 times a match.

It's worse than you think. DBFZ has autocombos. You press a single button repeatedly and it does a full combo with air included and a super. And somehow Phil still completely sucks at the game. Good fucking god.

(I actually applaud the game for doing this, it makes it both a casual game for parties, and also a pro fighting game for people who want to build longer working combos on their own. )
 
Caught the last two matches of the stream and wow, Phil was extra bitter tonight. Me, personally, if I'm getting mad at a game or not enjoying it I stop playing it, but I guess that's because I'm not a street-smarts Valedictorian pro Street Fighter player like Phil.
 
Absolutely pathetic night for him so far. Now when he gets back his stream can look forward to in Phil's own words "something boring but what can I do?"
 
A classic philspiracy: People are only saying dbfz is good because they're influenced by FGC shills who are are obliged to rate the game because they make their money from fighting games. I love his weird tortured logic.

"But Phil, what about people who don't even know what the FGC is yet they like the game? What about the random kids who just stream for fun? How are they paid off?"
It'd blow his mind probably. "Streaming... for FUN?"
 
A classic philspiracy: People are only saying dbfz is good because they're influenced by FGC shills who are are obliged to rate the game because they make their money from fighting games. I love his weird tortured logic.
I love how he's doing this FGC conspiracy shit for a game that's pretty much designed to be as casual as possible.

He's also treating this shit like it's an SNK game or if he was a tourneyfag for Smash.
 
Salty Phil is best Phil.

This is the most fun his stream has been in years.

Full rebellion. And he's cancelled Dissidia and won't play Monhun the only other two big games out right now and he's hedging bets on Heavy Rain later. Guess he'll have to play more Sunshine? But he hates that too.

The Dissidia thing is pretty funny and a perfect example of how shit of a spender Phil is. When the beta was available, he decided to pre-order the game for $60, THEN play the beta, and realised he didn't like the game, so he cancelled it. So yeah, he genuinely is that shit with money and thats why even with all the money he gets, he's in dire financial straits.

Well he is just desperate to have an excuse. Hes winning most of his games and he still gets tilted the second he gets hit even once.

His chat isn't buying it at all they are shitting on him the entire time. He will quit the second he starts to face people who have moved beyond auto combos.

His excuses are crazy. He's so wound up in his pride and ego and not being seen as a shitty gamer that he'll make these bizarre out there excuses such as his voice isn't delayed on webcam but the noises of his inputs are. He's so concerned about his pride and ego he's willing to actually say stupid stuff and blatantly lie just to protect it, even though that also damages his pride and ego. It's such a weird logic he has. It's like the whole MGS Retsuprae and birth of TIHYDP thing. If he ran with it and embraced the whole shitty gamer thing he'd probably still be popular, but the way he acted showed he was a good lolcow yet he was willing to accept being seen as a shitty person so long as he wasn't a shitty gamer.
 
No I more meant that his butler boy isn't there to ban anyone who says anything mildly critical.

So did I. What better moment to gloat over him?

How long is he going to take this abuse that his other mods aren't as eager to contain? At what point is Phil going to snap and start blaming the mods? It's going to be glorious, an absolute joy to behold!
 
It's great when Phil plays fighting games. You know that whenever you enter the stream, there's an 80% chance you'll catch him in the middle of a salty rant. True to form, he always delivers. And he was really pissed off this time.

"A stupid moron tipped me 2 dollars to say that the sounds of my controller don't match the game. That's because I purposely delay the cam and audio so that it doesn't match the game..."

"Fucking idiots in the chat are saying 'Why does Phil hate fighting games so much'? It's because I'm real and honest. People in the FGC need to make their whole living off of fighting games, so they have to kiss their ass and say they're great. That's why they pretended SF5 didn't suck. But I can play any type of game and everyone will come to my stream to watch. So I can be honest and say when the game sucks..."

But here's the thing. Phil has ended up saying EVERY fighting game sucks. EVERY fighting game he's streamed in the last year has made him say, "This game fucking sucks online! It's a laggy worthless piece of shit! It's fucking garbage, they made a shitty game!"

Every. One. So has Phil ever considered... you know... not playing fighting games if he hates them all so much?

I'm honestly curious how his brain works. What does he hope to achieve differently when he plays a new one? Why will he not consider his internet/router may be the cause if every game has lagged the same way? What does he think other players are experiencing? (He insulted and banned people in chat for asking these kinds of questions)
 
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You know between the suspect sickness and his rank attitude it reminds me of when him and Leanna were having problems.

Odds that the soulmaid is having second thoughts? And that he's realizing he'll have to explain why she doesn't move in with him in February?
 
Odds that the soulmaid is having second thoughts? And that he's realizing he'll have to explain why she doesn't move in with him in February?
Even if she delays it, it makes him look very very bad. He knows this, so it's either fix this fast or come up with one whopper of a shitty lie to explain why there is no gf turning up.

She met him 3 times and is moving half-way across the country for this guy who has a huge online footprint...do I blame her for flaking? No way.
 
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