Waifu culture - Cartoon fuckpillows and the men (and women) who love them

[Overcast]

Clearly someone who shouldn't be playing DDLC.

Also, a real girl throws herself at you and you choose your imaginary girlfriend over her.

I can't even.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Also, a real girl throws herself at you and you choose your imaginary girlfriend over her.

"But @scorptatious the real girl doesn't even have a fucking bird beak!"

If you never see me post again Kiwis it's because I died of laughter.

Spoiler: Warning you'll piss yourself

 

[sbm1990]

"But @scorptatious the real girl doesn't even have a fucking bird beak!"

If you never see me post again Kiwis it's because I died of laughter.

Spoiler: Warning you'll piss yourself

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You know what they say, there ain't no pussy like bird pussy. SQUAWK!!! SQUAWK!!!

 

[Overcast]

You know what they say, there ain't no pussy like bird pussy. SQUAWK!!! SQUAWK!!!

Speaking of birds, I wonder how many have Dee from It's Always Sunny as their waifu.

 

[Nazi vegeta]

Dude gets confessed to irl but turns her down for his waifu

http://archive.is/x0zLN

This is hard to buy. for a gitl to be attracted by such a sprrg, she would have to be fucked up in the head.

 

[Overcast]

This is hard to buy. for a gitl to be attracted by such a sprrg, she would have to be fucked up in the head.

Well the dude could also appear and act completely normal, or said girl could also share similar interests. Appearances can be deceiving.

 

[NotoriousD]

Jesus fucking Christ. I'll admit, I have a couple of body pillows with daki covers, but that shit's for sleeping with and decoration. These guys have legit headmate fantasies.

 

[Pina Colada]

sleeping with and decoration.

You sure about that, buddy?

 

[NotoriousD]

You sure about that, buddy?

Of course, why would I sully my beautiful wai-I mean, pillow cover?

 

[Strelok]

Does anyone here still feels attraction for 3D people, despite being in love? If so, how do/did you deal with it? I'm asking because that's a problem to me, and it really makes me feel like shit.

http://archive.is/PxjiO

What the fuck.

 

[Undercover Waifu]

My strife to become worthy for her led me to self harm and suicidal thoughts thats the main thing but jealousy too i think that waifuism just isnt right for me

You can't really "pick up a waifu". It may seem strange to some, but it's a lot more like falling in love. It just kinda happens.

I sometimes wonder if all the emotional pain I put myself through is worth it... Emilia brings me a lot of joy, but sometimes the loneliness and the longing gets too painful. But I love Emilia too much to just forget about her, so I just deal with it...

If you can drop your waifu relatively easily, maybe you didn't have strong feelings for her in the first place and rather you were just lonley and in need of a relationship.

http://archive.is/hve5b

They're so close to being self-aware enough to cut their autism... so close. Pretty surprising how supportive they are of someone leaving behind their delusions.

 

[Pina Colada]

It's the most weebiful time of the year~

Spoiler

 

[Scrafty]

how sad do you have to be to build a shine for your waifu on Christmas Eve and eat all the food you made?

 

[A Hot Potato]

how sad do you have to be to build a shine for your waifu on Christmas Eve and eat all the food you made?

Pretty fucking lonely.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

how autistic do you have to be to build a shine for your waifu on Christmas Eve and eat all the food you made?

ftfy

 

[Undercover Waifu]

Well this is depressing

https://twitter.com/Dear_Sanya

Only followers are other weirdos with waifus

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

This thread makes me depressed.

 

[Strelok]

Meh after tasting the insanity that is legit waifu relationships these normies joking about their loneliness with the waifu they know is fake just doesn't do it for me anymore.

I need guys having legit breakdowns and writing multiple paragraph manifestos to their crippling self inflicted schizophrenia.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Speaking of birds, I wonder how many have Dee from It's Always Sunny as their waifu.

Considering how Dee is from something live-action and not some pedobait animu electrical-socket-for-eyes girl with d-cup sized tits, the answer is none of them.

 

[Pina Colada]

Another Valentism's gone by.

Spoiler: How much dust does this crap collect?

Spoiler: Weebs say the darndest things

I wonder if these guys browse Wizchan?