DOUGH JONES ROY MOOURE

[Tranhuviya]

Inb4 liberal retards interpret this as a victory. If given the choice between relatively squeaky clean D'oh Jones and a suspected child rapist, who would you choose?

 

[MrTroll]

wait so does this mean it's NOT okay to bang 14 year olds in Alabama, or do you just have to not run for the senate afterwards?

Bang them but don't sign their yearbooks seems to be the moral of the story.

 

[muina]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c
Tfw blacks saved the election

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

holy shit, when was the last time that a democrat won anything in Alabama.

Don Seigalman, who got thrown out under terms that people are still arguing about.

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

Yeah, Anonymous salt just isn't the same. There's no frame of reference which could deepen our relishing their anguish. They're not cows with massive footprints we can study for our amusement.

I need a name with my schadenfreude, otherwise how else will rub my stomach and chuckle?

 

[Tranhuviya]

Oh, and happy anniversary to Senator Jones and his wife of 25 years.

 

[KM 749]

Fresh sodium shipment from booming exporter /pol/.

Some of them are (of course) resorting to calling the election rigged all along. Those darn democratic collusions

 

[Implacable Birch]

If I lived in Alabama I would legit be on mass shooter watch as of tonight no matter what my political affiliation was. People are taking this shit very personally up there.

 

[CatParty]

Lol locally sourced

 

[Audit]

Don't worry everyone, Roy Moore wasn't a bad candidate.

 

[MeatRokket08]

Meh, Jones is the Democrat's Scott Brown. He'll be gone in two years by a clean conservative shitlord, although Democraps might still try and make false sexual assault allegations against whoever it could ultimately be, and every male Republican for that matter.

Ironically, Scott Brown was sexually assaulted as a child and got defeated by a leftard hag like Pocahontas. #MenToo REEEEE!

This is my biggest worry, because even if Moore did or did not do that stuff, the left will most likely use this method again since it worked so well. It'll ruin reputations and elections simply out of spite and desperation

 

[DonaldJTrump]

Don't worry everyone, Roy Moore wasn't a bad candidate.
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You mean the turtle.

 

[UCHUBomb]

what's this about the dow jones now

 

[UnKillFill]

Meh, Jones is the Democrat's Scott Brown. He'll be gone in two years by a clean conservative shitlord, although Democraps might still try and make false sexual assault allegations against whoever it could ultimately be, and every male Republican for that matter.

Ironically, Scott Brown was sexually assaulted as a child and got defeated by a leftard like Pocahontas. #mentoo REEEEE!

Aren't there still like 4 more years on Sessions' term though?

 

[muina]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

 

[Arse Biscuit]

This is my biggest worry, because even if Moore did or did not do that stuff, the left will most likely use this method again since it worked so well. It'll ruin reputations and elections simply out of spite and desperation

Politics is rough, wear a hat.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Doug Jones looks like a dork.

 

[r4ndom]

Doug Jones looks like a dork.

he looks like every other old white guy in politics.

 

[AnOminous]

Lol should have nominated Strange who led Jones by every available metric, rather than picking the kiddy diddling rapist.

 

[HG 400]

Is this how Democrats are going to try and win elections? Call someone a pedophile without evidence and hope no one questions them?

It worked for pizzagate.