Random "What If?" thread

[Cid Highwind]

What if jace actually made it into the marines?

What if Jace focused on being a cop than a marine?

They'd tell him he's mighty fucking balding for being 22 or whatever he is.

 

[CatParty]

If jace had a spirit animal, what would it be? (Obviously he'd say wolf, but he has no such wolf characteristics)

 

[Garmfield]

If jace had a spirit animal, what would it be? (Obviously he'd say wolf, but he has no such wolf characteristics)

Pig.

 

[waffle]

What if Jace became the dictator of an actual country?

There would be another North Korea.

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Jace met a muslim in real life?

 

[Garmfield]

What if Jace met a muslim in real life?

His Mum would have to save up to arrange his funeral.

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

What if Jace never smoked weed?

 

[OBAMATRON]

If jace had a spirit animal, what would it be? (Obviously he'd say wolf, but he has no such wolf characteristics)

or

 

[Danger]

What if jace enrolls in community college?

 

[DeagleDad420]

What if jace enrolls in community college?

He did. In early 2013, he went part-time and AFAIK all he took was an English 101 course. He dropped out.

 

[Danger]

He did. In early 2013, he went part-time and AFAIK all he took was an English 101 course. He dropped out.

I thought more hijinks would have ensued

 

[DeagleDad420]

I thought more hijinks would have ensued

They probably did, but he never told us about them. That's generally how it works with Jace. I can't imagine any part of his history being boring and competent.

 

[Duke Nukem]

He did. In early 2013, he went part-time and AFAIK all he took was an English 101 course. He dropped out.

I'm amazed that the college even accepted him at all. He probably decided that college was gay and unrealistic and a waste of money that would have been better spent on video games and weed.

 

[Abby]

What if Jace actually made it to Israel?

 

[Dilbertmann]

What if Jace actually made it to Israel?

He'd try to assassinate Ismail Haniyah just as planeed, but his mannerisms will give way and most likely get arrested.

 

[Bismillah]

I'm amazed that the college even accepted him at all. He probably decided that college was gay and unrealistic and a waste of money that would have been better spent on video games and weed.

It's a community college, mastool. The standards for getting in are pretty much having a diploma or GED and that's it. No one said anything about having a higher learning institution or ivy league. The college is probably a rung or two up from ITT tech or whatever.

 

[Protoman]

What if Jace actually made it to Israel?

He'd shit in a bucket and do nothing.

 

[Trombonista]

What if Jace had sex with a hooker?

 

[waffle]

It would be totally chill.

What if Jace made a tin foIl iron man suit with deagle hands and a B.O.N.G. reactor?

 

[Randall Fragg]

What if Jace got a show on Fox News? Honestly, I can kind of see that.