DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Far-out wildcard: he romances the next door elderly lady.
No, he wants a young, naive, poorly educated, easy controlled trophy girlfriend!

Phil is already working on weasling out of drinking during his Holiday themed event.

- very set on mentioning that he will LOOK AROUND at the stores to see 'what liquor they have' but 'not buying any before the goal is hit'
- talking about how he will pace himself with the drinking because he doesn't wanna get 'too sloshed'
- insisting on alerting the audience that the goal is NOT secure yet and the event isn't guaranteed yet
- gets salty over people suggesting what drinks he could have

My theory: goal totally gets hit and then Phil will claim he was "too busy" to buy the liquor and will somehow justify it that the money is better spent on the tax situation.
Or he goes out and gets mini bottles and claims it was all he could afford and drinks half of each at best!
 
Said it before and I'll say it again, his fat ass is gonna be hitting that Gin bottle real hard on Christmas and New Year's. And it'll be real drunk, not the "I am an over-exaggerating clown with a slight buzz" act he'll play on stream for his remaining fanbase.

Someone mentioned how he'll drop the act and magically sober right up to ban anyone who shit talks him during the stream. I'm looking forward to seeing that in a compilation video. if anyone here, including @David Davidson makes videos of that stream, I beg you to highlight this when it happens.

Yeah his Fallout 4 drunk stream is a good example of fake drunksydephil. He had around two rum and cokes or something and even by the first he acted like an idiot. He didn't even sound drunk. I'm sure we've all viewed a twitch drunk stream at least once and they usually start with getting slightly worse at the game, then the speech, then the behaviour. For DSP it was just behaviour and game straight off the bat. He just started acting silly and dicked around in the game. Then he started getting trolled with like a hundred friend requests and like INSTANTLY "sobered up" and since it put him in a bad mood, started acting normal after that incident.

I suspected Christmas was gonna be the same, he'd have like egg nog and start acting like an idiot and deliberately do stupid stuff in an attempt to be entertaining but the second he's trolled he "sobers up" so he can fight the troll. But yeah, he may actually legit get drunk. At the same time, I think he'd be too scared to in case of what he says.


DSP drunk.


DSP "Drunk"
 
He is using emotional blackmail on his :autism: paypigs with a findom fetish. He wants to use this new "gf" as leverage to manipulate more tism bucks out of them every month. "you dont want ME to be LONLEY DO YOU?" He has already said something along the lines of "HOW CAN I GET HER TO MOVE IN IF I DONT HAVE THE HOUSE IN A MONTH?" ack ack ack.
You know for someone who doesnt want to mentioned why in the hell would they then say: "you know phil, you should tell them about me..maybe it will put things into perspective"
Either way, I hope he gets cucked again.
 
He is using emotional blackmail on his :autism: paypigs with a findom fetish. He wants to use this new "gf" as leverage to manipulate more tism bucks out of them every month. "you dont want ME to be LONLEY DO YOU?" He has already said something along the lines of "HOW CAN I GET HER TO MOVE IN IF I DONT HAVE THE HOUSE IN A MONTH?" ack ack ack.
You know for someone who doesnt want to mentioned why in the hell would they then say: "you know phil, you should tell them about me..maybe it will put things into perspective"
Either way, I hope he gets cucked again.

“Hullo everyone Phil here and I thought of something that makes it possible that WE can keep the house.
It’s simple. I have a new way of you giving me mone- I mean support by filling out a standing order at your local bank or online so you are contributing to the Phil Burnell Charity Program!
It is similar to Patreon but I get the money with the first of the month and because with this you are actively contributing to a worthy charity so PLEASE... *takes a sip*

It is the holidays which means people are extra *BURP* generous.
Ask your mother, you sister - I am looking at you, @BSV - your brother, your relatives IF they want to help for a good cause and tell them to give fill it out, too so EVERYONE can feel good about themselves, okay?“
 
Off-Topic: With all the sexual allegations coming out against celebs, politicians, e-celebs and others, when will DSP's accusers come forth? Can you imagine DSP giving a press conference on his Twitch channel to address allegations of sexual misconduct against him?

On-Topic: I want to see this "person" that DSP is hooked up with. She has to be one self hating individual to see Phil's bad attitude and gross man-boobs as attractive. Ewwww she has to see him naked :(
 
WTF? He's waddling literally like Humpty Dumpty.


I just had a thought that he rocks from side to side like that maybe due to his gout? It's such an exaggerated rocking motion that it seems like he doesn't want to put much pressure on one leg more than the other. Also the rushed way he speaks sounds like somebody possibly could sound when they're in discomfort. And gout is immensely uncomfortable...

Just my autistic 2¢
 
I just had a thought that he rocks from side to side like that maybe due to his gout? It's such an exaggerated rocking motion that it seems like he doesn't want to put much pressure on one leg more than the other. Also the rushed way he speaks sounds like somebody possibly could sound when they're in discomfort. And gout is immensely uncomfortable...

Just my autistic 2¢

I doubt he has gout.
 
I just had a thought that he rocks from side to side like that maybe due to his gout? It's such an exaggerated rocking motion that it seems like he doesn't want to put much pressure on one leg more than the other. Also the rushed way he speaks sounds like somebody possibly could sound when they're in discomfort. And gout is immensely uncomfortable...

Just my autistic 2¢
The rocking back and forth and snorting is part OCD, they are like tics but not tourettes.
 
it's possible he's just going full manipulation. The SOK is gone, Phil feels more confident about scamming his fans. I always wondered if he lied/conned Leanna as well or if he was actually real to her. In his relationship with his viewers he's an insane pathological liar.

Wtf he looks terrible. What hell is going on in this picture?

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Women see past those things when he has a house and looks like he could be her daddy.
100% his new Leanna is in the age range between 18-28.

Guys, he is not attractive in any shape or form logically, but there are girls who subconciously seek out these type of men just like some women subconciously seek out men who abuse them again and again.

Also - did any of you argue logically with a girl why she would fall for such a douchbag/loser only to get a half assed answer and her just ignoring your efforts?

It doesn't matter what a guy thinks should make another guy attractive/unattractive.
We are not the judges for that.

I just see some "qualities" in him that make him attractive for some women but it doesn't negate the fact that he is all those other things but women are often not logical when it comes to dating.

These women rationalize that they can "fix" them if they try hard enough.
Leanna was no different.


As a female, every time I see Phil, I throw up a little in my mouth. Ok, not just a little....
 
I still think the hairdresser is his GF. That picture screams "thanks bb you did a good job". why does he looks trashed in that picture if he just got a haircut?
 
Sorry for double post but wtf he looks terrible. What hell is going on in this picture?

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He looks like a recently divorced dad who is living alone--the ex-wife has the children. And I don't know about you, but when I get a haircut, I get a shave as well. He must have cut his own hair...or feels his perve-beard and gray stubble is a-ttractive.
 
Off-Topic: With all the sexual allegations coming out against celebs, politicians, e-celebs and others, when will DSP's accusers come forth? Can you imagine DSP giving a press conference on his Twitch channel to address allegations of sexual misconduct against him?
If this counts I think all of us can consider ourselves as victims.
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Phil, bubby, when you get a haircut, GET A FREAKIN SHAVE. It costs like what, 10 bucks more? It will give you a proper outline for your goatee so you can maintain it and not look like a fucking hobo. I'm sure your new RL GIRLFRIEND would appreciate it if you bothered to maintain your face fuzz. No lady wants to kiss 5 day old sandpaper stubble.
 
Looks like I have to source Fred on this one, but there was a good 10+ minutes unrecorded where DSP whined & moaned that he wouldn't continue until his (YouTube AKA IRC) chat explained to him exactly how to stop these XB1 notifications. pt115 recorded ends at ~1:15, the "figure this out" is talking about the Fallout 4 building rather than notifications.

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I did have to laugh my ass off when I saw this forum post yesterday where DSP no longer intends to play anything "Souls-style" in January. Playing Demon's Souls before the servers go offline makes sense, he had intended Bloodborne + TOH but that wasn't a Patreon goal or anything, just a downtime idea - fair enough to replace with Demon's.
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But remember Super Mario Sunshine was a Patrons' Choice winner, beating Spyro 1 & only shunted to January so the lack of YouTube ad revenue hurt as little as possible (ad revenue at its lowest in January & July). Shunting it but doubling up on the playthroughs by doing Spyro 1 was OK... but he has to actually play Super Mario Sunshine now. Looking unlikely, especially when DSP figures out he doesn't have the hardware or the belief in his software to record & stream it anyway.
Here's his two posts replying to & whining at KG back in September in the Random Thoughts thread:
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EDIT: Breaking news, DSP is whining about how he has to take time off & more about the taxes on his forums.
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Archive links for the entire thread, page 1 (DSP has a post a few posts in): http://archive.is/gnBFD
And page 2, DSP's post is the latest entry & only post in the thread: http://archive.is/Y5zlP

Also the daily end of the month Patreon begging tweet, implying people must pledge to "make it all happen". IMO DSP has fucked himself with his early 'we hit the goal!' antics - if he doesn't do the goal, nolbert87's $206 pledge was for nothing & will perhaps alienate big pledgers - DSP can & will ignore your generosity & fail the goal regardless.
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