⛓️ Incarcerated Christopher Lee King / PingPongCall / Blergatron9000 / CyndersScar - IN JAIL 1-7 YEARS - Extortion, stolen valor, forgeries, lied about cancer, game journo, addict

[This Fucking Guy]

Did anyone post THIS before? Given that one of his old usernames was pickledwhale, I JFGI and found this gem.

http://pickledwhale.weebly.com/

Contact us page, this name looks familiar somehow...

http://pickledwhale.weebly.com/contact.html

**EDIT** Like the fucking retarded slowpoke I am, I just realised the blog is mentioned on ED

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:GirlOnInternet/Chris_King

Oh Look! What a true and noble sockpu... I mean friend. $125k in medical bills? You selfish pricks, get giving!

https://archive.is/wWfoO

 

[Tennis Monkey]

Did anyone post THIS before? Given that one of his old usernames was pickledwhale, I JFGI and found this gem.

http://pickledwhale.weebly.com/

I'm pretty sure I posted that early on in the thread. But I had no idea Chris had an ED page. Looks from that like he has a history of dishonesty, so no doubt he'll pop up again with another scam eventually. I can't believe he hasn't had enough negative attention to make him unemployable as a gaming journalist.

I mean, they might not care much about ethics, but even gaming websites probably don't want to employ actual fraudsters.

 

[This Fucking Guy]

I'm pretty sure I posted that early on in the thread. But I had no idea Chris had an ED page. Looks from that like he has a history of dishonesty, so no doubt he'll pop up again with another scam eventually. I can't believe he hasn't had enough negative attention to make him unemployable as a gaming journalist.

I mean, they might not care much about ethics, but even gaming websites probably don't want to employ actual fraudsters.

By the looks of things the ED page was launched yesterday. You're right, there's no going back for him now and he'll be well worth monitoring in future.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

By the looks of things the ED page was launched yesterday. You're right, there's no going back for him now and he'll be well worth monitoring in future.

Launched on September 25th. You can check the history on Wiki pages.

 

[This Fucking Guy]

Launched on September 25th. You can check the history on Wiki pages.

Thanks man. My retardation knows no bounds, guess I was looking at the recent edits or ???

I got so excited when I found the Rancid Whale nonsense. I noticed in the blog he mentioned having a cold in April '16, but not a single mention of his alleged PTSD or any of the other chronic shillnesses he claimed to have. Also, we still don't know who won the prizes for the comp held in those old forums...

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Thanks man. My exceptionalism knows no bounds, guess I was looking at the recent edits or ???

I got so excited when I found the Rancid Whale nonsense. I noticed in the blog he mentioned having a cold in April '16, but not a single mention of his alleged PTSD or any of the other chronic shillnesses he claimed to have. Also, we still don't know who won the prizes for the comp held in those old forums...

Probably the recent edits. If you go through the history you'll find some interesting characters making the edits.

 

[Sandy Kuntz]

Found Chris talking about investments and real estate and suggesting that people PM him if they want to talk about investments.

The stock market is a great place to invest, provided you have the prerequisite knowledge to be able to invest properly. Short of having that knowledge however, Real estate is always the way to go. It can be low cost and provide the highest return for you, provided you're willing to wait as it usually takes at least eight years to see a substantial profit from owning something like a small own that you rent out or even a small apartment complex.

Seriously if you really want to talk about investments you should PM me.

http://archive.is/c6LW3

 

[heterotic]

Nick Monroe found that he was convicted of assault in 2007, and of theft in 2012, proving he could not have been in the military during that time.

 

[Sandy Kuntz]

Nick Monroe found that he was convicted of assault in 2007, and of theft in 2012, proving he could not have been in the military during that time.

Chris met Terri when he was 16, around 2005.
The assault was 2007
His daughter was born probably in 2008-2009
He was stealing shit from his job at Sears in 2011-2012
He showed up online as PingPongCall in late 2015

There's hardly any time in there that he could have ever been in the military, much less be shipped off to Iraq.

 

[Done]

Chris met Terri when he was 16, around 2005.
The assault was 2007
His daughter was born probably in 2008-2009
He was stealing shit from his job at Sears in 2011-2012
He showed up online as PingPongCall in late 2015

There's hardly any time in there that he could have ever been in the military, much less be shipped off to Iraq.

@IrishGuy088, I suggest that we re-organize the 1st post as a timeline, similar to the post quoted. That would also provide a suitable 'skeleton' for what seems like an inevitable Lolcow wiki page..

 

[Ichimaru Gin]

Found Chris talking about investments and real estate and suggesting that people PM him if they want to talk about investments.



http://archive.is/c6LW3

But how is he supposed to advise me on my investment if he's gonna' die of cancer soon?

 

[Sandy Kuntz]

Another thing worth pointing out. Back when Chris was running his scam of stealing games from Sears and selling them to GameStop - he was apparently fined about $2750 after he got caught and charged.

It's safe to assume that he stole at least $150 worth of games because of the fact that it was charged as a 1st degree misdemeanor, and considering GameStop's usual trade-in values I'm guessing that he probably made about $5.

In other words, his last scam almost certainly caused him to lose several thousand dollars in the end. So much for his whole "providing for his daughter" excuse when he literally could have given her more by not stealing in the first place.

 

[IrishGuy088]

@IrishGuy088, I suggest that we re-organize the 1st post as a timeline, similar to the post quoted. That would also provide a suitable 'skeleton' for what seems like an inevitable Lolcow wiki page..

Sure, I can do that. Not entirely sure when though.

 

[Done]

Sure, I can do that. Not entirely sure when though.

Yeah you've been modifying that OP for a month now lol. New info keeps coming out.

 

[heterotic]

His sock facebook is reactivated.

It's not his real one, though: http://archive.fo/iYTgD

 

[Sandy Kuntz]

90% of the comments on the SillyPhillyPawn "raffles" are just Chris replying to himself and calling himself a cocksucker with his 40+ sock accounts.

These are ALL Chris' accounts.

 

[Cocktimus prime]

Damn I got busy at work and haven't been back on here in a while. So did Chris ever attempt to prove his military status at all or has he gone dark?

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Damn I got busy at work and haven't been back on here in a while. So did Chris ever attempt to prove his military status at all or has he gone dark?

He's mostly gone dark save for the sockpuppetry @Sandy Kuntz highlighted above and being somewhat active on his private accounts. Chris is trying to keep his head low and hoping this all goes away.

 

[heterotic]

Damn I got busy at work and haven't been back on here in a while. So did Chris ever attempt to prove his military status at all or has he gone dark?

We have basically disproved his claim of being in the military from 2008-2012.

He was arrested for retail theft on DEC-07-2011.

He was arrested for assault on APR-06-2007.

He was held in contempt of court by the commonwealth of Pennsylvania for not paying the fees associated with the assault case in February of 2008. He paid the fines in March of 2008, as there would have been a warrant out for his arrest had he not.

It is unlikely that he could have served during that time given that he had an arrest record involving assault, and then immediately started scamming people upon his return.

Next, he tells us that his daughter is 8 years old. She was then born between possibly Oct 2008 and March 2010. Since he doesn't dangle missing her birth as a part of his military story, it's unlikely that he wasn't present for it. And, of course, he would have had to have been present for her conception, which mostly likely was late 2008, early 2009.

He also expressed that during boot camp, he had to crawl on the ground under actual gunfire. This is, of course, not true.

He also claimed to have killed 12 people, including women and children. Said that it smelled bad when someone died. No one would publicly admit to war crimes if they knew that they had committed them. A stench does not occur until 24-72 hours following the death. Maybe as few as 6-12 hours in the heat or moisture.

He's shared photos of himself from 2006-2008. He was very overweight. In order to enlist, you have to be a healthy weight for your height. Chris has shared that he was well over 200 lbs, well above the maximum weight range in the rules for enlisting.

There are no photos of him from his time overseas. His story does not align with friends of mine who were in the place he claims he was in during the time frame he claims to have been in.

He wasn't in the military.

 

[Cocktimus prime]

@heterotic thanks for the quick rundown. I never remotely believed he was in the military but I hadn't heard about the charges against him I'd say that's pretty solid evidence that he never served at all. What a piece of shit