💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RodgerDodger]

Man I keep watching the parade of fat neck bearded "male feminist" Internet movie weasels getting hauled off to the woodshed for sexually abusing women and wondering when Bob's number is gonna come up. And then I remember we're talking about Bob here. "Princess Peaches" likely sense to always stay well out of arms reach if not the room itself when the mighty emperor bob is in session.

 

[Water-T]

Man I keep watching the parade of fat neck bearded "male feminist" Internet movie weasels getting hauled off to the woodshed for sexually abusing women and wondering when Bob's number is gonna come up. And then I remember we're talking about Bob here. "Princess Peaches" likely sense to always stay well out of arms reach if not the room itself when the mighty emperor bob is in session.

Considering how Bob can't bring himself to do more than hoverhand when next to his waifus Lindsey and Anita, the only woman in danger of getting ravaged by Blob is his Real Doll that he dressed up as Mario.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Considering how Bob can't bring himself to do more than hoverhand when next to his waifus Lindsey and Anita, the only woman in danger of getting ravaged by Blob is his Real Doll that he dressed up as Mario.

Blasphemy! Bob is Mario! The doll gets dressed up as Luigi. You have to understand the psychology of the individual.

 

[cypocryphy]

What about Mario Bros, the MCU, and "muh 90's childhood" people?

btw he only means Christians when he writes organized religion.

 

[SuperSheep]

Man I keep watching the parade of fat neck bearded "male feminist" Internet movie weasels getting hauled off to the woodshed for sexually abusing women and wondering when Bob's number is gonna come up. And then I remember we're talking about Bob here. "Princess Peaches" likely sense to always stay well out of arms reach if not the room itself when the mighty emperor bob is in session.

Given Bob's health status, he's probably not going to get busted for molesting someone, but I would not be surprised if his fall from grace from his clique involves his porn habits being leaked and everyone finding out he's got a thing for rape dungeon sluts or something.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Yeah, the game is totally a failure because you say so, Bob...yeesh.

 

[RockVolnutt]

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What about Mario Bros, the MCU, and "muh 90's childhood" people?

btw he only means Christians when he writes organized religion.

I wish that wasn't true and he was calling for the Buddhists to be gassed too

Yeah, the game is totally a failure because you say so, Bob...yeesh.

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Huh, he does the Dobson quotes are the word "fans" too.

 

[Lackadaisy]

Yeah, the game is totally a failure because you say so, Bob...yeesh.

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It's selling very well, at least according to Steam, so why wouldn't companies consider making more IPs in the genre. Bitches love money and they don't give a rat's ass what a small minority of Twitter users think.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Jesus Christ, I'm not looking forward to Justice League either, but you don't hear me obsessing about it 24/7.

"aggro Avengers"? "Bro'ana?" Methinks I see the real reason why Blobbo's upset.

Also, love how the sentence "Fantastic Four are A-List as a team, the individual members (no apostrophe) are not." blatantly contradicts itself.

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What about Mario Bros, the MCU, and "muh 90's childhood" people?

btw he only means Christians when he writes organized religion.

There's also The Game Overthinker, Moviebob Reviews, In Bob We Trust...

Yeah, the game is totally a failure because you say so, Bob...yeesh.

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Two things 1.) Love how Bob pins his hope on Cuphead being the game that can destroy those dang, dirty shooters once and for all and 2.) I posted this in the Dobson thread, and it deserves mentioning here:

 

[Mr. Duck]

I don't get why Blob is pushing the "CUPHEAD FANS ARE GATEKEEPERS" narrative, i get why people like Dobbo are pushing it (being a literal giant pussy), but Bob is the kind of person who loves 2D games and NES-hard stuff (as far as i know), is he hating Cuphead because people who he doesn't like are praising the game?

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Pretty much, also the people he likes are the ones hating on it. Despite all his talk about NES and retro games this thread has shown his only consistent character traits are arrogance, stupidity, and hypocrisy.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Jesus Christ, I'm not looking forward to Justice League either, but you don't hear me obsessing about it 24/7.
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"aggro Avengers"? "Bro'ana?" Methinks I see the real reason why Blobbo's upset.
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Also, love how the sentence "Fantastic Four are A-List as a team, the individual members (no apostrophe) are not." blatantly contradicts itself.
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>"Race flipped"
>Is still Atlantean
>Main difference physically is he has darker hair now
???

Also lol at the implication that race swaps are "important". That argument is a terrible one especially since fans themselves have pointed out how that shits all over already established minorities characters or the creation of new ones if companies are going to resort to recoloring Batman or whatever whenever they need a token instead of naturally building awareness of other IPs.

 

[TowinKarz]

Pretty much, also the people he likes are the ones hating on it. Despite all his talk about NES and retro games this thread has shown his only consistent character traits are arrogance, stupidity, and hypocrisy.

For some reason, the narrative that got rolling on Cuphead's release was "This game is too hard, and that's problematic..."

And every good, progressive, believer in the Superior Future (tm) must fall in line with the approved condemnation. So people like Bob and Dob are pulling apart the mountains of praise for the game to find those little bits of negativity needed to prove that it sucks, is killing the genre, is putting money in the pockets of Gamergate, etc etc etc...

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

Yeah, the game is totally a failure because you say so, Bob...yeesh.

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The idea that people shitposting on Twitter would somehow prevent Cuphead from reviving challenge-platformers is pretty fuckin' exceptional.

 

[Flexo]

Man I WISH my game was a failure like cuphead instead of a failure like bob.

Also, screw you, Bob, Jason Momoa is a charming dude. Geez you're like a woman who can't stand any girls prettier than her. Well... since that would be just about every man in the world, it would explain your opinions of humanity.

 

[Mola Ram]

Man I WISH my game was a failure like cuphead instead of a failure like bob.

Also, screw you, Bob, Jason Momoa is a charming dude. Geez you're like a woman who can't stand any girls prettier than her. Well... since that would be just about every man in the world, it would explain your opinions of humanity.

Keep in mind Momoa once said he keeps in such great shape by having enormous amounts of sex with his wife. His wife, Lisa Bonet. You think Bob doesn't resent the shit out of that?

 

[RockVolnutt]

Keep in mind Momoa once said he keeps in such great shape by having enormous amounts of sex with his wife. His wife, Lisa Bonet. You think Bob doesn't resent the shit out of that?

I would die of laughter if Bob found a woman and then finds out that he's one of the people who are too fat to have sex. It's physically impossible.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Given Bob's health status, he's probably not going to get busted for molesting someone, but I would not be surprised if his fall from grace from his clique involves his porn habits being leaked and everyone finding out he's got a thing for rape dungeon sluts or something.

Given the proclivities of the clique who Bob desperately seeks to be a part of, I would think NOT having semi secret rape dungeon porn habits would be a worse offense.

I still won't be surprised the day the FBI van parks in front of Bob's house with a team of sniffer dogs and a jackhammer.

 

[Lackadaisy]

Keep in mind Momoa once said he keeps in such great shape by having enormous amounts of sex with his wife. His wife, Lisa Bonet. You think Bob doesn't resent the shit out of that?

Momoa is the mythical Chad, which explains why incel Bob hates him.

 

[Gordon Cole]

For a nerd, he sure talks like a cartoon bully.

You can also add The Game Overthinker to the list of artistic contributions made by the Nazis.

A fat, gross bearded man involved with movies is implicated in taking advantage of women despite his progressive leanings.

Yep, no connection here.

Fake.