The Golden Knight (Original, Archive)

[MysticMisty]

At first I wondered how he could possibly even be considered for a job, let alone manage to get one. Now that I know it's a marketing/door to door salesman type job, the reason is pretty clear now. They'll hire literally anybody.

So true. We've had all sorts of nutters drop by to try to sell us junk. Most memorable is a tossup between the guy who took the paint off the front door and the woman who called my mom a bitch on Christmas Eve (ironically she opened her pitch with "Are you a friendly person?"). If he's dumb enough to take a sleazy door-to-door job that's his problem.

 

[HG 400]

Armed with the experience of working for an entire day, and then immediately needing time off, Jay now feels qualified to act as life coach to a woman who's been working and putting herself through school for as long as we've known these two even existed.

Her polite rebuff wasn't enough to stop him from pressing this bullshit onto her. Can't wait to see where it goes from here.

 

[Lil]

My eyes can't roll any harder, help.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Clearly, he's the most qualified.

It never ends.

 

[CWCissey]

Armed with the experience of working for an entire day, and then immediately needing time off, Jay now feels qualified to act as life coach to a woman who's been working and putting herself through school for as long as we've known these two even existed.

Her polite rebuff wasn't enough to stop him from pressing this bullshit onto her. Can't wait to see where it goes from here.

You know when Lois Griffin fixes Trivial Pursuit so Peter can win it, then Peter gets all bigheaded because he thinks he knows everything...


Yeah, that.

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

Armed with the experience of working for an entire day, and then immediately needing time off, Jay now feels qualified to act as life coach to a woman who's been working and putting herself through school for as long as we've known these two even existed.

Her polite rebuff wasn't enough to stop him from pressing this bullshit onto her. Can't wait to see where it goes from here.

That little ellipsis after her "I know" made me smirk. She's getting so tired of his shit, and I think she's finding it more and more difficult to hide it.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I really can't get anything from her responses. She's like a Wes Anderson character with her somber deadpan responses.

Though I suppose he has enough misplaced unbridled enthusiasm for both of them.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

.....the reason you give is to "catch up with other people who have probably called" about other jobs?

I didn't even catch this. Does he only have 10 hours to a day? How are you not able to catch up after work? I have a friend that work from 5 AM to 6 PM, a wife and two children. I was still able to organize him coming over for UFC 175 yesterday.

Also texting is a thing. I hope he realizes this.

 

[HG 400]

I think that's just the excuse he gave because he actually realised "I need time off because I'm a weak little faggot who can't do light, undemanding work for 8 hours a day without destroying my body," would have reflected poorly on him.

 

[CWCissey]

I think that's just the excuse he gave because he actually realised "I need time off because I'm a weak little faggot who can't do light, undemanding work for 8 hours a day without destroying my body," would have reflected poorly on him.

Hence the need for that Golden armour.

 

[Seahorses]

Armed with the experience of working for an entire day, and then immediately needing time off, Jay now feels qualified to act as life coach to a woman who's been working and putting herself through school for as long as we've known these two even existed.

Her polite rebuff wasn't enough to stop him from pressing this bullshit onto her. Can't wait to see where it goes from here.

Pls no Golden Knight. I had a girlfriend that studied acting in college.

She is still working retail.

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

Pls no Golden Knight. I had a girlfriend that studied acting in college.

She is still working retail.

Yeeeah, and a lot of art colleges (at least in this area) only give business degrees.

 

[Backwards Harvester]

I wonder

That little ellipsis after her "I know" made me smirk. She's getting so tired of his shit, and I think she's finding it more and more difficult to hide it.

Ah.... So maybe she's simply been hiding it all along. I can only hope that she'll be more up front about it in the future.

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

I wonder

Ah.... So maybe she's simply been hiding it all along. I can only hope that she'll be more up front about it in the future.

I hope so, too. She's gradually appearing more and more irritated with him, but GK has yet to notice it. No surprise there.

 

[Panda Poison]

I know this has probably been said 1000 times but that story of him rubbing some kids belly...

 

[Burned Man]

I know this has probably been said 1000 times but that story of him rubbing some kids belly...

under the shirt and their dirty feet. The feet is worse to me because he literally gets off on feet.

 

[CWCissey]

under the shirt and their dirty feet. The feet is worse to me because he literally gets off on feet.

Particularly the dirty feet of children.

GK is fucked up to the highest degree.

 

[Afinepickle]

Wow. This guy is something else.

 

[deadson]

At first I wondered how he could possibly even be considered for a job, let alone manage to get one. Now that I know it's a marketing/door to door salesman type job, the reason is pretty clear now. They'll hire literally anybody.

I wonder how long this job would last and what he's trying to sell. Rather ironic that later on GK pushes advice that he ought to take on his girlfriend who is probably more successful at life right now than he ever will be.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

He mentioned somewhere earlier that he was working for a marketing company "on behalf of Verizon."

I did the same thing for like four days. It's door to door sales of phone service packages.

Why anyone would hire someone who looks the way he does...especially for a sales job...is beyond me.