📚 Megathread Potatoes of Instagram - A brief collection of Phil's phinest photos.

[TS 298]

Don't appropriate my holiday, Phil.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

An attempt at reviving this thread for more recent Instaphotatoes of our phearless phriend Phil.

Revolutionary birphday phrowback

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Speaking of countdowns, we should reinstate the suicide countdown even if he can't see it.

Holy shit, that CISPHOBE patch on his knit cap is so beautifully autistic.

 

[AnOminous]

I still can't get over that someone who already looks like a filthy fucking pig would actually put a pig ring in their nose to amplify their already piglike appearance.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I still can't get over that someone who already looks like a filthy fucking pig would actually put a pig ring in their nose to amplify their already piglike appearance.

:autism: is as :autism: does...

 

[GK 090]

I still can't get over that someone who already looks like a filthy fucking pig would actually put a pig ring in their nose to amplify their already piglike appearance.

I have a feeling that's part of the aesthetic. He probably likes to think he is giving the middle finger to societal norms by literally looking like a dopy animal.

 

[John Webster]

"Oh no. Poor, unphortunate Phil."

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Translation:

GIVE ME ASSPATS

GIVE ME ASSPATS

Gosh, what exciting and wonderful photographs Phil's instagram has!

 

[Seahorses]

I question why he was given housing all the time too.

 

[John Webster]

 

[Positron]

I hope it is gangrene please God please God...

And he sure drinks soda like water.

 

[JSGOTI]

#TrashWorship is an understatement.

 

[Twrx]

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Now I'm curious about how bad the rest of his hovel looks.

 

[John Webster]

Now I'm curious about how bad the rest of his hovel looks.

Kind of like this.

Spoiler: Backdrop made almost entirely of decoupage

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It's pretty bad, but I feel it could get much worse and that he has pushed his belongings and other trash closer to the center of the room. With he and Slingblade living under the same roof, it's bound to be more disgusting than what he shows in his posts.

 

[Twrx]

Kind of like this.

Spoiler: Backdrop made almost entirely of decoupage

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Spoiler: Trash

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It's pretty bad, but I feel it could get much worse and that he has pushed his belongings and other trash closer to the center of the room. With he and Slingblade living under the same roof, it's bound to be more disgusting than what he shows in his posts.

It's funny that he's so fat that his huge third chin covers his throat tattoo.

 

[TS 298]

He's not balding, his hair is just desperate to escape.

 

[AnOminous]

Does anyone else still hear the title of this thread to "Werewolves of London?"

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

'Anarchist riot shield maiden' - we're approaching Chris levels of delusion here. The derpface is still going strong, though.

And jesus christ, Phil, take your trash out. That flat must stink.

 

[Lysistrata]

'And jesus christ, Phil, take your trash out. That flat must stink.

Probably still wouldn't get rid of the stench. At this point I think you'd have to do a hell of a lot more than that to get rid of the bouquet of aromas left behind by the two ogres.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Looking at that photo in the bath and Jesus, how long do you have to leave between washes to get that grubby? He makes Chris look like a paragon of personal hygiene.

 

[Mogambo]

'Anarchist riot shield maiden'

Shield-maidens were a Norse/Germanic thing. Is Phil culturally appropriating from white people now?