4CHAN COMMUNITY SUPPORT LLC and LOLCOW, LLC, d/b/a KIWI FARMS, Plaintiffs, v. THE UK OFFICE OF COMMUNICATIONS, a/k/a OFCOM

4CHAN COMMUNITY SUPPORT LLC v. UK OFFICE OF COMMUNICATIONS 1:25-cv-02880 — District Court, District of Columbia

  • Docket No.
    1:25-cv-02880
  • Court
    District Court, District of Columbia
  • Filed
    26 Sie 2025
  • Nature of Suit
    440 Civil Rights: Other
  • Cause
    28:2201 Declaratory Judgment
  • Jurisdiction
    Federal Question
  • Jury Demand
    None
  • Last Filing
    15 Sty 2026

Parties (3)

Parties
UK OFFICE OF COMMUNICATIONS, LOLCOW, LLC, 4CHAN COMMUNITY SUPPORT LLC

Recent Filings (showing 5 of 31)

# Date Description Filing
13 15 Sty 2026 REPLY to opposition to motion re 8 Motion to Dismiss/Lack of Jurisdiction, filed by UK OFFICE OF COMMUNICATIONS. (Kry, Robert) (Entered: 01/16/2026) 1 2
1 Sty 2026  
1 Sty 2026 Set/Reset Deadlines: Replies due by 1/19/2026. (tj)
31 Gru 2025  
31 Gru 2025 MINUTE ORDER granting 12 Motion for Extension of Time to File Reply: It is hereby ORDERED that Defendant shall file its Reply to Plaintiffs Opposition to Defendant's Motion to Dismiss on or before January 19, 2026. SO ORDERED. Signed by Judge Rudolph Contreras on 1/1/2026. (lcrc2)
Nigga what? Is OFCOM run by a bunch of illiterate immigrants who don't realize the US is a different country?

It is run by HR Karens and diversity hires, yes. As I explained previously:
The modern British state is a garbled mess of obscure cabinet sub-offices and unaccountable QUANGOs funneling money to their friends at leftist NGOs and diversity consultancies. Half of these jobs that do exist within organizations like Ofcom and the consultancies they hire are essentially make-work arrangements for wannabe "girlbosses" (i.e. 2:2 in Post-Colonial Feminist History at University of Reading) and their 95 IQ pet minorities (i.e. got into UCL with BBB at A-levels because "contextual admissions").
 
And now the Brits have been above it all for years,
2 And they like it,
3 Because it’s a brand-new kind of misery to be poor and inept and unemployed,
4 And when you’re the nation that invented misery in the first place,
5 It’s pretty wonderful to find a new type of misery at this late date.
6 And so, the chances are that the Brits will go on being above it all,
7 Until the world comes to an end,
8 Because it’s the only way to go.
9 When you have a terrible climate,
10 A tired, mongrel race,
11 A ruined economy,
12 A bloody, bloody past,
13 And no more world to rule.

- Brits.59
 
It was one theatre in the napoleonic wars. Our involvement was defensive and ended with everyone back at the borders they started with. Why would we even think about it?
We took a couple shiners in that. As an American I am not ashamed to admit that. But if it was a huge win why did nobody ever try to do that to us again?
 
The police here would receive a letter from some fruity shit like "The english isles bureau of concerning matters wot upset us gravely" addressed from "Our fair lady of matters Mohammdisha Moshakalaka the Third" and visit me entirely for the sake of telling me "Get a load of this shit" as we both laugh until it hurts.
 
Ofcom is now likely to move to block 4chan to UK users in a bid to “send a message”, but that any action is likely to be “practically unworkable” because such blocks are easily circumvented by Virtual Private Networks (VPNs).

Tell me you didnt research the website youre writing about without telling me you didnt research the website youre writing about.
 
Tell me you didnt research the website youre writing about without telling me you didnt research the website youre writing about.
Hell, out of an abundance of sense of fair play, even this site chose to geoblock the UK, even if it was largely to protect our own users rather than to comply with Ofcom's officious demands. We only stopped when those cunts and faggots made it clear it was absolutely pointless even to bother. They aren't interested in "protecting" the British public. These cocksucking fairy whores just think they can control the entire Internet by sending impotent emails.

"Hurrrrrr durrrrr we demand 18 gorillion bajillion dollars!" Lmao no go fuck yourself.
 
1812 was when you repeatedly failed to invade Canada, lost territory as far as washington, and then eventually managed to claw your way back to the status quo ante after British supply lines grew too long. Your only solid victory was the battle of New Orleans and the concluding treaty of ghent contained no concessions to Maddison's initial justifications for the war. It's really not the win you seem to believe it is. Just stick to the independence war comparisons, they're more more apt and you actually won that one.
Sure, the US took some hits and you managed to burn down some houses. Oh, and Vancouver. But one of the reasons the war kicked off was your stupid conceit that you could board American ships and impress sailors into the Royal Navy because your lot couldn't get over losing a war not even fifty years before.
 
Dear American Police

We wud like you to deal with a website by the name of 4chan. The king a sausage fingered pedo says so

sincerely
FAGGOT aka Ofcom

Attached affirmed picture of pedo king's fingers
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Yes, this is actually real.

As a Brit, most of us hate most Brits.
 
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