💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

TX cop here.

  1. For fucks sake even with Andy Ditch don’t break visible contact. That shit gets people killed
  2. When you’re calling backup to “hurry up” sit back and chill while maintaining visual contact on the suspect.
  3. I’d have tased his ass
I was expecting him to get tased or at least sprayed. Even though he's a retard, he's still a corpulent fuck, it's never a good idea for a cop to get physical with a flailing retard like that. I've seen cops getting shot in the head with their own gun trying to wrangle junkies
 
I was expecting him to get tased or at least sprayed. Even though he's a retard, he's still a corpulent fuck, it's never a good idea for a cop to get physical with a flailing retard like that. I've seen cops getting shot in the head with their own gun trying to wrangle junkies

The cop clearly knows Andy. That also means fuck all. Retards like this whip out weapons and show impressive physical feats when they don’t get their way.

I stand by what I say - never let this tard out of your sight.
 
The cop clearly knows Andy. That also means fuck all
Even worse, knowing that the flailing retard in question is a fully capable man pretending to be a big baby

I'd wait for backup or the emergency with that very needed midazolam shot

great, another spastic for me to follow. since the bodycam is from 2020, i assume his behavior has gotten worse and that he is still shitting himself
Honestly man, i couldn't follow Andy Ditch stuff. I tried to, he's one of the few lolcows i simply can't stand. The faking, that squeaky voice he fakes, the way he treats his parents and poor medical staff unfortunate enough to get in contact with him... I can't, i feel like kicking his teeth in
 
I was expecting him to get tased or at least sprayed. Even though he's a retard, he's still a corpulent fuck, it's never a good idea for a cop to get physical with a flailing retard like that. I've seen cops getting shot in the head with their own gun trying to wrangle junkies
All the local cops are aware he’s a loudmouth nigger but won’t become violent. Happens
 
Andy's total disregard for his father is completely abhorrent nevermind what he did while his mom was still alive. All his talking about wanting to die but he still remaining alive is pretty pathetic. End it already, Andy. Save your family further embarrassment and stress.
 
Even worse, knowing that the flailing retard in question is a fully capable man pretending to be a big baby

I'd wait for backup or the emergency with that very needed midazolam shot


Honestly man, i couldn't follow Andy Ditch stuff. I tried to, he's one of the few lolcows i simply can't stand. The faking, that squeaky voice he fakes, the way he treats his parents and poor medical staff unfortunate enough to get in contact with him... I can't, i feel like kicking his teeth in

Complacency kills. This cop’s honestly sloppy as shit. People like Andy routinely chimp out on people and there’s real world casualties to their names.

Never ever keep walking back and forth like that no matter how safe you think a tard is.
 
It doesn't happen til the day it happens. Fry him a little bit with the taser just in case

Andy’s the exact kind of tard people think is harmless until he’s not.

I tell people regardless of their job to keep aware or spergs. Forest Gump isn’t a documentary.

We had this 20 something tard in a group home. He had multiple nuisance calls for calling 911 on his wrangler. We finally get a call from the address from the wrangler that he’s trying to stab people.

We show up and the tard is wielding a full sized kitchen knife. He’s also coming at us now. Only reason that retard is alive is because I decided to use my taser as a last chance because he was about to eat lead.
 
Andy’s the exact kind of tard people think is harmless until he’s not.

I tell people regardless of their job to keep aware or spergs. Forest Gump isn’t a documentary.

We had this 20 something tard in a group home. He had multiple nuisance calls for calling 911 on his wrangler. We finally get a call from the address from the wrangler that he’s trying to stab people.

We show up and the tard is wielding a full sized kitchen knife. He’s also coming at us now. Only reason that retard is alive is because I decided to use my taser as a last chance because he was about to eat lead.
Andy's actually dangerous. He did pour anti freeze on his family's food... I know little about american laws, but that's attempted murder if you ask me

Should be locked and the key thrown out
 
I've not felt so satisfied watching something for years now, I think. God bless this website, lmao. I just hope the parents DO actually get some order against this fat tard, or he gets put away for some actually significant amount of time. Either way it'll be extremely fun to follow.
 
Absolutely nobody should be calling Andy's phone and playing jumpscares and screamers. Do not do that. Do not send him a really quiet message that gets him to listen closely and then play something like the "think fast chucklenuts" audio. Don't play harsh noises at him over his phone. Please do not do that.
 
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