💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

He tries to sound smart by using Bri'ish-sounding insults. That's why he calls people "turnip", "radish", and other funny sounding words that aren't really insults by themselves, often with an "absolute" in front of it. Fat fuck went to a tourist trap pub on vacation and now thinks he's Mr. Worldwide and better than all the other midwestern rubes.
He has never ordered an Irish Car Bomb in county Cork to the cheers of local Irish rugby players calling him "THE YANK PROP" because of their shared love of the sport.
 
Anyone want to tell Fatty that his Xitter seething did not, in fact, beat Trump?
This is simply your delusions again, child. Enjoy drowning in the piss of your cellmate Donald J Trump, stalker. Wait for the knock.

ETA: Patposting is a self replicating cognitohazard.
 
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I wish he would start a Twitch or YouTube stream.
Even when you're dying screaming and pissing in prison your ribs will still be thankful he doesn't do either of those things.
How old is fatty pork tits? He must be pushing 50. He better watch his blood pressure and his ever growing waistline if he doesn't want to get scalfanied and have a gimp arm before long
Why would that ever be an issue? He hasn't gained even one single pound since he was in high school and have you seen how often he's at the gym? He works out with lots of different guys, too. I see them come out of the locker room or the sauna and they both are very sweaty and smiling.
It's like the nipple meatloaf restaurant picture. It's grotesque at yet he posted it himself. I want to understand the thought process but I don't think there is one.
What the fuck is it with this cow and inspiring Farmers to inject some sort of horror into their posts? @AnOminous: "Imagine you're him."
You: "I want to to understand his thoughts on his bitch tits." @Judge Holden: "I want to sexually interact with the end of him that gave the fart couch its name." @Dropa5pack: "Fuck my ribs, fuck your ribs, fuck everyone's rib I want this fat nigger to start streaming."
SAD! PATHETIC! FAT!
SECRETLY GAY! VIOLENT AGAINST WOMEN! TERRIBLE AUTHOR!

You forgot those. I bet you'll regret that as the gavel slams after the judge announces your life sentence for Felony Amnesia. Enjoy.
 
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"These Parisian chefs need to make my scrambie eggs just like back home! 😤"

I'm sure it was just a treat for the staff in that cafe having to deal with this unbearable pig.
Honeymoon in Paris is the most retarded thing you could ever do. Normal people go somewhere on the beach, where they can relax. Paris is horrible to relax. Unless you spend massive amounts of money, the quality you get is subpar compared to the rest of the country too. What a waste. Just go to the Maldives like normal people. It's like spending your honeymoon in London. I'd rather get divorced.
 
Yet another Pat Paradox: the government is full of Nazis that he's bravely #Resisting, but they're also going to make the stalkerchildren, who are also Nazis, enjoy prison for the felony of calling him fat on the internet. Fascinating how his mind works. Maybe it's due to the massive clogs in his brain arteries?
 
Honeymoon in Paris is the most retarded thing you could ever do. Normal people go somewhere on the beach, where they can relax. Paris is horrible to relax. Unless you spend massive amounts of money, the quality you get is subpar compared to the rest of the country too. What a waste. Just go to the Maldives like normal people. It's like spending your honeymoon in London. I'd rather get divorced.
Yeah but it means you oink smugly about how you went on honeymoon in paris on social media and loudly declare it to a series of ever more existentially fucking bored and miserable bar drones

Pigtits is as shallow as he is fat
 
Self-explanatory, baby child. You died here, cold and alone like a diseased animal that you are. Ymunkoke bibke your futre, stlaker. Enjoy faggotry.
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Fuck my pigpilled mind....was checking the wikipedia article for The Lighthouse to double check a painting it referenced and I felt physical pain when I saw this....
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Honeymoon in Paris is the most retarded thing you could ever do. Normal people go somewhere on the beach, where they can relax. Paris is horrible to relax. Unless you spend massive amounts of money, the quality you get is subpar compared to the rest of the country too. What a waste. Just go to the Maldives like normal people. It's like spending your honeymoon in London. I'd rather get divorced.
You wanna have some quality time with your waifu? Crete. While your wife gets plastered on ouzo you check out the landing sites of the German paratroopers.
 
What the fuck does this even mean ?
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Party of compassion, everyone. @FBI
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"I don't want to be British" - known honest person Pat
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No surprise an unemployed layabout is a fan of socialism.
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Grapefruit. A new one.
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The worst person you know made a good point:
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Pat won't ever admit the ways boomers made it harder. I won't get into it because it'll just be political sperging but you get what I mean.

I can't even begin to understand the 1.7gpa logic here. What do trains have to do with soccer ?
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Fluff guy shoots Rick's nutsacks by bringing up Swingin' Door Exchange. He's now dead like a diseased animal that he is. We are diseased animals like him. Enjoy decomposing, stalker.
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Honeymoon in Paris is the most retarded thing you could ever do. Normal people go somewhere on the beach, where they can relax. Paris is horrible to relax. Unless you spend massive amounts of money, the quality you get is subpar compared to the rest of the country too. What a waste. Just go to the Maldives like normal people. It's like spending your honeymoon in London. I'd rather get divorced.
But have you considered the Niggers in Paris because you know that Big Nick wants niggers farting in her pussy.
 
I'm sure it was just a treat for the staff in that cafe having to deal with this unbearable pig.
This pig man is why Parisians hate Americans. Actually they hate pretty much everyone, including each other, but they particularly hate Yanks like Piggle Rick. Imagine going to Paris and ordering scrambled eggs in the country best at making eggs in the world. What an insult from a repulsive, corpulent hog man.

Scrambled eggs isn't even a dish. It's what you pretend you intended to make when you fucked up at whatever you were actually trying to make.
Yeah but it means you oink smugly about how you went on honeymoon in paris on social media and loudly declare it to a series of ever more existentially fucking bored and miserable bar drones
It's like going to Rome and getting robbed by gypsies instead of going to some bucolic no-name village in Northern Italy and relaxing.

Also "utter grapefruit" there he goes again with the faggot-ass insults that nobody would be insulted by, just perplexed at being berated by a special needs adult.
 
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This pig man is why Parisians hate Americans. Actually they hate pretty much everyone, including each other, but they particularly hate Yanks like Piggle Rick. Imagine going to Paris and ordering scrambled eggs in the country best at making eggs in the world. What an insult from a repulsive, corpulent hog man.

Scrambled eggs isn't even a dish. It's what you pretend you intended to make when you fucked up at whatever you were actually trying to make.

It's like going to Rome and getting robbed by gypsies instead of going to some bucolic no-name village in Northern Italy and relaxing.
Isn't there a specific french styled scrambled eggs? I'm baffled by this story that Patrick didn't receive such a dish from a restaurant. Seems dishonest and out of character on his part.
 
Isn't there a specific french styled scrambled eggs? I'm baffled by this story that Patrick didn't receive such a dish from a restaurant. Seems dishonest and out of character on his part.
I think Gordon Ramsay did a variety of this. It's a sort of creamy, succulent variety, not the kind you'd get in an American diner. I also don't think they actually call it "scrambled." They could just have been so utterly disgusted by the fat pig man they refused to do it just because they hated him. He would probably bitch and complain about that style of eggs anyway, like the fatso he is. Anyway if I fuck up my eggs and end up with scrambled, I fry the fuck out of it and put ketchup on it. Consider it a form of penitence.
 
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