Disney General - The saddest fandom on Earth

[Vyse Inglebard]

Where has all the color and joy and whimsy gone?
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[Betonhaus]

 

[starborn427614]

Moana's got it rough right now, with the one-two punch of the underwhelming sequel and now this pointless live-action remake. Hopefully the third film is a return to form.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Moana's got it rough right now, with the one-two punch of the underwhelming sequel and now this pointless live-action remake. Hopefully the third film is a return to form.

The only way they can salvage Moana is if they add Captain James Cooke and the British and other Europeans arriving

 

[Newcomer 42]

Watched the Coco movie as I had that one pending and it was mentioned being good. It is. It has a nice theme, a clear villain, and a bittersweet ending. Disney literally doesn't know how to make movies like this one anymore.

 

[namelesstacotruck]

Watched the Coco movie as I had that one pending and it was mentioned being good. It is. It has a nice theme, a clear villain, and a bittersweet ending. Disney literally doesn't know how to make movies like this one anymore.

I am confused how Coco has a "bittersweet" ending. Its a pretty textbook happy ending.

 

[Newcomer 42]

I am confused how Coco has a "bittersweet" ending. Its a pretty textbook happy ending.

Maybe I used the wrong word and I should have said emotive. Either way, Coco dies shortly after remembering her dad* and the implication is that one day, you'll die for good due to people forgetting you, and that's an unavoidable fate (then again, no-one knows what happens next, maybe you get thrown into the reincarnation wheel?).
Comparing this movie to Disney who made Lightyear is like night and day.

*I found it amusing that even when dead she still has an old look. Why wouldn't she look back when she was younger?

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Watched the Coco movie as I had that one pending and it was mentioned being good. It is. It has a nice theme, a clear villain, and a bittersweet ending. Disney literally doesn't know how to make movies like this one anymore.

I don’t get the “clear villain” part, the “villain” was a pretty good subversion I found. I do understand the bitter sweet part, i found it punches adults way more than kids tho.

I can understand this movie would absolutely one-tap Latinos. I felt things when mama coco remembered her father.

Not a niggerlious movie in the slightest.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

How to tell that someone never goes outside: "Nature is dark and dreary, actually!"

Reminds me of Jon Favreau's "Skylines normally don't look that good" when talking about The Lion King and Africa in general.

 

[Newcomer 42]

don’t get the “clear villain” part, the “villain” was a pretty good subversion I found.

I meant in the sense that he's clearly foreshadowed that something is off with him, and while he has a short air time, he does what's expected of a villain. Compare this to how in the last years Disney has trouble making proper villains (or worse, makes them white man caricatures).

 

[Captain Quazar]

The live-action Moana is the dumbest Disney remake yet imo, and that sure is saying a lot.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

The live-action Moana is the dumbest Disney remake yet imo, and that sure is saying a lot.

No way it can be worse that the 101 Dalmations movie where they made the dogs murderers.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

No way it can be worse that the 101 Dalmations movie where they made the dogs murderers.

they got it all screwed up
C? R U ella de Evil?
like how cartman said hella, "See? Are YOU hella the evil?"
really subverted your expectations, didn't I.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

No way it can be worse that the 101 Dalmations movie where they made the dogs murderers.

Hey that one has Hugh Laurie as one of the bumbling henchmen (otherwise known as Kino)

 

[starborn427614]

Watched the Coco movie as I had that one pending and it was mentioned being good. It is. It has a nice theme, a clear villain, and a bittersweet ending. Disney literally doesn't know how to make movies like this one anymore.

It was a surprisingly good musical too, to say it was Pixar's first attempt at a proper one.

 

[OrionBalls]

I just finished the first season of Galavant, and Alan Menken wrote the music. It's actually a fun show, but it's from ten years ago, which explains why it's enjoyable.

 

[Betonhaus]

If someone made a live action of Cats Don’t Dance but made it into Crackers Don’t Dance I’d probably watch it. But it would be too uncomfortably accurate for Hollywood

 

[OrionBalls]

If someone made a live action of Cats Don’t Dance but made it into Crackers Don’t Dance I’d probably watch it. But it would be too uncomfortably accurate for Hollywood

That's not Disney. And I would only watch it if Scott Bakula were somehow involved.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

That's not Disney. And I would only watch it if Scott Bakula were somehow involved.

"oh boy"

 

[Scientifically Inaccurate]

Can someone archive this urban exploration of Splash Mountain partially dismantled? I'm having no luck and it's already a reupload so Disney doesn't want it up.