Unpopular Opinions about Video Games

Something's been bugging me for a while so here it goes: Vidya "Analysis" is fucking gay. For almost two decades by this point Halospergs have been taking note of every single little thing from the games. The ammo count, the velocity of the player how certain elements had certain sandboxy characteristics. The same happened with the Soulsborne fags. They go into extensive detail of every little hair follicle on every single character's ass and end up with nothing in return but with a messy wiki article in video form. When good videogames are good because there's this esoteric quality to them than makes them worthwhile. That's why gaming today is fucking gay, the retards that grew up with this shit ass videos are now old enough to be in the industry. That's also why most indie games are just as shallow as the next AAA sponsored by doritos thing.
Youtube recently pushed this guy onto my homepage, his channel was called tavelgoose or something similar, only two videos both about halo, generic video essay if being honest; I remember somewhat agreeing with what he said in both videos, but I couldn't help but laugh at how he overanalyzed certain minor aspects of ce, things like jumping being floaty, strafing sideways, its momentum and acceleration, and how the slow melee animation for the halo magnum were some kind of genious masterful important and meticulously planned mechanics or some crap like that, I don't doubt that there were people at Bungie who cared about this shit, but I don't think these detail were really anyone's priority while the game was in development.
There were other subjective statements about Halo 2 and Bungie's design philosophy i'm not entirely sure about:
like halo being lightmood and parodic in its tone as a whole, halo art style being minimalistic at its core (It is, but there are exceptions) when he claimed the arbiter being a character with a more defined personality and opposing interests to mc was against halo's plot formula (he even argued it was a good thing said character never fights humans in-game nor there were any mention on his previous actions on humanity to avoid outraging the player blah, blah...).
Halo fans are sometimes quite autistic about "Bungie's laws and vision" but bungie itself often ignored those (golden triangle, silent self insert main character, slow enemy projectiles, predictable and easily readable enemies...) and they often subverted them with no explanatiin whatsoever (dual wuelding, halo 3 odst characters speaking in game, post halo 2 sandbox, halo ce combat forms faking their deaths...).
Anyways since 343 shat on and raped halo's corpse there's really no point in arguing whether halo was a tactical, frenetic or cover-based shooter, or whether the sandbox should allow experimentation and improvisation or be rigid in its roles while redundakcy should be avoided etc. etc... Those details are only worth discussing when the games are good.
 
I get where you’re coming from, but I think it depends on the subject. I’m not nearly as into gaming as I was when I was younger, but I’ll still watch a video breaking down Halo’s weapon balance or Dark Souls Lore. At the same time, there are plenty of video essays that are just hours of pretentious nonsense made by faggot’s who love hearing themselves talk.
I honestly hate every single video essay. The entire category itself is garbage. They couldn't be more pretentious, and are insanely subjective. The comments never question the take either. They always agree with it. If it's an essay it means it's arguing a point but they seem to be treated as the definitive opinion on a subject. I think people watch them bc they already have that same opinion and just want it echoed back. They are slop imo.

Recently I saw one praising silent Hill 4, which is the most frustrating one out of all that I played. The story and setting are very intriguing but it is not praise worthy and more like, I really wish this was done well bc they're something good in it at least.
 
I rarely care if a studio or developer shut down, because they're almost always a rotting Ship of Theseus with minimal connections to what the studio was known for.

I wouldn't care if Bioware died at this point, because every single talented person left it ages ago. They made some of my all time favorites, but the rot is terminal.
 
I rarely care if a studio or developer shut down, because they're almost always a rotting Ship of Theseus with minimal connections to what the studio was known for.

I wouldn't care if Bioware died at this point, because every single talented person left it ages ago. They made some of my all time favorites, but the rot is terminal.

The other big thing is that some of those devs on failing studios that make a terrible game still ending failing upwards and finding work elsewhere, and the cycle will inevitably repeat itself.
 
Just insert the disc or cartridge, press a button, boom, the system recognizes it out the box. I miss that.
Now it’s over complicated because someone decided that making consoles a minipc would be convenient for the end user

*power on PS4
*oh hey, there’s an update. I can’t go online until I update.
*wait 15-30 minutes for it to download and install
*PS4 reboots to finish the install
*my PlayStation plus ultra elapsed. Gotta re-up for $30 a month. Renews my membership.
*oh hey, call of duty whatever has an update. I can’t play online to yell at wiggers, nigs, and kids. Takes 10-15 minute to install.
*starts up CoD whateva, gets an ad to buy the Nikki Minaj pack. Buys it
*gets another ad to buy the newest Call of Duty whatever.
*spends $70 for the new Call of Duty Whateva
*downloads another 100GB in the background .
*download stops because I’m playing Call of Duty Whateva.
*i’m bombarded by ads for more MTX
*get another ad to preorder the new call of duty whatever
 
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Now it’s over complicated because someone decided that making consoles a minipc would be convenient for the end user

*power on PS4
*oh hey, there’s an update.
*wait 15-30 minutes for it to download and install
*PS4 reboots to finish the install
*my PlayStation plus ultra elapsed. Gotta re-up for $30 a month.
*oh hey, call of duty whatever has an update. I can’t play online to yell at wiggers, nigs, and kids. Takes 10-15 minute to install.
*starts up CoD whateva, gets an ad to buy the Nikki Minaj pack. Buys it
*gets another ad to buy the newest Call of Duty whatever.
*spends $70 for the new Call of Duty Whateva
*downloads another 100GB in the background .
*download stops because I’m playing Call of Duty Whateva.
*i’m bombarded by ads for more MTX
This is why I will forever cherish my 360. The good old days of just popping a disc in the tray and having fun...
 
Now it’s over complicated because someone decided that making consoles a minipc would be convenient for the end user

*power on PS4
*oh hey, there’s an update.
*wait 15-30 minutes for it to download and install
*PS4 reboots to finish the install
*my PlayStation plus ultra elapsed. Gotta re-up for $30 a month.
*oh hey, call of duty whatever has an update. I can’t play online to yell at wiggers, nigs, and kids. Takes 10-15 minute to install.
*starts up CoD whateva, gets an ad to buy the Nikki Minaj pack. Buys it
*gets another ad to buy the newest Call of Duty whatever.
*spends $70 for the new Call of Duty Whateva
*downloads another 100GB in the background .
*download stops because I’m playing Call of Duty Whateva.
*i’m bombarded by ads for more MTX
I hacked my PS4 and now It's one of my favorite systems! I like it better than my PS5 right now!
 
I hacked my PS4 and now It's one of my favorite systems! I like it better than my PS5 right now!
I hate turning it on. Anytime I do, it requires a big ass update and I lose interest and go do something else.

This is why I will forever cherish my 360. The good old days of just popping a disc in the tray and having fun...
While I like having my Steam library on the go or just to play on the couch, emulation and my repacks start quicker than a game I bought from Steam.
 
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This is why I will forever cherish my 360. The good old days of just popping a disc in the tray and having fun...
...until you move or bump the console and now you have a circular scratch.

That said, I think the Xbox 360 from 2005-2012 had the most personality a console had yet since the GameCube.

I say until 2012 because of the Xbox 360's first redesign and the NXE (and Metro redesign) dashboard.

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One quick glance and you can tell it's an Xbox 360. The original models even allowed you to swap faceplates. That front piece on the front of the console, you could detach that.

Its NXE dashboard I consider iconic. It's like there's another world inside the 360 itself. Change backgrounds, create avatars, navigate seamlessly with tiles.

 
I remember a Halo designer once said his approach to combat design is to think of it like designing a puzzle. A game journo took this literally and said that he doesn't like Halo single player because he "solved that puzzle already". Or the other extreme, Crowbcat using the Halo vidoc about how much work they put into the aiming system to get it feeling good on console as an insult, framing it as dumbing down FPS games.

That's assuming it's even true. I still remember one Silent Hill 2 video (that is either lost deep in YouTube, or deleted) that talked in depth about how each characters outfit what a representation of their personality and inner blah blah blah. Only years later for it to turn out the characters were dressed that way as a Con Air reference.
The vast majority of literary analysis is through the lens of Critical Theory, which is a marxist and borderline post-structuralist framework of interpretation. If I haven't lost you at this point, tldr, its about breaking down your object of criticism into nuggets that are easy to pidgeonhole iideologically in a way that can't be disproven in an argument

It's dogshit for movies because they're a borderline spiritual and transcendent experience that don't always have something to do with a broader social phenomenon. It's kind of a recurring problem with low tier youtube literary analysis because it's literally all that gets taught in schools. Even the most cerebral directors like Kubrick understood that part of filmmaking. Chris Nolan is like a child desperately trying to channel it poorly

you need more than a deconstructionist lens to adequately critique a piece of literature. It's a useful tool in a kit of many other techniques. Jungian psychoanalitics come up frequently in film crititicism because it's the right mix of spiritualism and structured rationalism to hang a film critique on. The materialist-dialectical framework is not adequate to critique a film or any aspect of the experience of playing Halo. You do not need to explain why the needler needles
 
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I prefer watching people play games now then actually playing them. I don’t have the patience to really buy loads of games and get good as an increasingly aging adult. Playing just a
new few games yearly is enough for me, shorter games are way more enjoyable for the soul and more enriching than any AAA botw level adventure. The grind is too cumbersome and I don’t have the patience to go through the motions anymore. Shorter games are far more rewarding.
 
I don’t have the patience to really buy loads of games and get good as an increasingly aging adult. Playing just a
new few games yearly is enough for me, shorter games are way more enjoyable for the soul and more enriching than any AAA botw level adventure.
I'm finding myself being interested in older games than new games. This brings up another point. Newer video games on a shelf look uninteresting now.

Let's compare Xbox 360 games to Xbox One games for apples to oranges.

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Xbox 360 spines had more personality. Xbox One spines are uniformed where they all look the same at first glance.
 
I'm finding myself being interested in older games than new games.
That’s me at this point. There’s loads of older games you can get on a steep discount right now. And you’ll get a better experience than 99% of anything new

Or if you prefer to pirate, that’s cool too. There’s plenty of abandonware titles that are better than modern slop.
 
That’s me at this point. There’s loads of older games you can get on a steep discount right now. And you’ll get a better experience than 99% of anything new

Or if you prefer to pirate, that’s cool too. There’s plenty of abandonware titles that are better than modern slop.
The abandonware kids movie games from the 2000s or the COD/Halo/Gears clones from the 2000s/early 2010s aren't exactly the best, but they have more soul than 90% of shit released today.

The best part about getting older and have more responsibilities is that you can replay a game every 3-5 years and feel like you're experiencing the game for the first time again because you forgot 50-80% of the plot/gameplay.
 
You know, reading through Microsoft and Sony's handling of their current consoles, I stumbled across this Big Bang Theory clip:


How very appropriate that they're wearing blue and green respectively.

I feel Microsoft has a better chance to reignite Xbox if they're going towards a console/PC hybrid to compete with the Steam Machine, but they'd need to make better decisions. I'd be surprised if Xbox is still around in the coming years in its current state.
 
I would really prefer it if GOG was strongly about preserving old video games and only released old video games. Ever since they went and allowed DRM-free stuff in, that just opened the flood gates for any trashy game to have their own DRM-free version. All it did was just muddy the waters between DRM-free games and actual old games that were thought abandonware that got re-worked to run.

I just liked the unique novelty, but now GOG is just another digital storefront. And another thing is that people are clamoring more now for DRM-free versions of modern games, quietly silencing the ones who want to see old games get reworked. Like, the fuck.
 
I would really prefer it if GOG was strongly about preserving old video games and only released old video games. Ever since they went and allowed DRM-free stuff in, that just opened the flood gates for any trashy game to have their own DRM-free version. All it did was just muddy the waters between DRM-free games and actual old games that were thought abandonware that got re-worked to run.

I just liked the unique novelty, but now GOG is just another digital storefront. And another thing is that people are clamoring more now for DRM-free versions of modern games, quietly silencing the ones who want to see old games get reworked. Like, the fuck.
theres only so many good old games to go around before you run out of games inevitably.
 
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