🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

One of the most endearing Russisms is his warped idea of fairness. He compares apples and oranges to draw some sort of perceived double standard to justify whatever he's doing.
I think it's more amusing that when he hears that the law is about back and forth argument discussion, it seems like he interprets it as being, "Both sides accuse each other of wrongdoing, and both are punished or not punished for it." It never occurs to him that maybe if one side constantly gets into trouble and the other doesn't, it's because the side that's getting into trouble keeps fucking up and it's going to continue happening until they comply with the rules.

But of course Russell believes he did nothing wrong (so only one side is fucking up, the one he's not on, obviously), but if he did it's not his fault (because this isn't his full-time job), but if it is his fault it's not that bad (because he's just a poor widdle retard), but if it is that bad Kiwifarms IS A STALKING WEBSITE AND THIS IS A COPYRIGHT CASE!
Objectively, since the 10th sent it back down has anything actually happened that procedurally progressed the case in any meaningful way? 3 years later we haven't even made it to discovery
I would at least assume they would go over everything that happened to try to find a reason to moot it only to wonder what the fuck is going on. Could they demand that bowtie and his sidekick rule on all pending motions within a week?
Something worth considering is that courts especially the higher up you go do not have a lot of time to carefully consider cases. There are just so many things constantly pulling on the circuit courts demanding attention.

They will absolutely do as little as possible in trying to understand a case before they rule on it.
Like Russell or not (And I don't), I think that the court is going to continue to conjure up reasons to keep this stupid bullshit going on at the expense of Null. But if I did want something to happen in terms of judge activity (besides dismissal of the case entirely), what I think should happen which would cause the greatest potential for comedy is for them to finally fucking rule on the amount of sanctions that Hardin deserves to receive from Greer for his constant (il)legal fuckery. It's been so long I don't even remember the exact amount, but I'm pretty certain it's in the thousands. That's thousands he doesn't have.

It's not that many motions to rule on, it's very obvious Russell fucking earned the sanctions against him, and he will infinitely plightsperg any amount judged against him, no matter how insignificant. And the severity of his plightsperging will be significant, because few things actually receive Greer's attention quite like the threat of HIS finances being at risk, even though everything he does legally is to financially harass and destroy people because he's a fucking subhuman who can't tolerate perceived slights, even if he has to imagine them.

I'd be willing to bet at least one dollar ($1) that when he does get sanctioned, that if the case gets dismissed, he's going to say that he doesn't have to pay it anymore because the case is dismissed (even though it shouldn't have been brought back in the first place). And then Hardin gets to menace him for that shit for the rest of his life.
 
Well if the mods didn't keep banning the wrong people from that thread we wouldn't have that problem but alas this is the world we live in.
You gotta be doing some real nefarious shit to get banned over there. whatsamatta with you.

One of the most endearing Russisms is his warped idea of fairness. He compares apples and oranges to draw some sort of perceived double standard to justify whatever he's doing. It's whataboutism in its actual sense, not just leftists saying you can't call them hypocrites because when they did it was 10 minutes ago and that was different (though Russell does plenty of that too)

Examples include him putting in his viatron lolsuit that other employees took fridays off while he was told they'd have a hard time accommodating his class schedule, or that if Aaron can troon out at work it makes total sense for him to talk about brothels at work.

Or in his most recent eviction proceedings when the landlord accused him of being unemployed, he replied, "Actually, MICHAEL doesn't have any other job than renting out his own home!" as if that makes Michael look bad when he isn't the one behind on rent and if anything, rent being his only income weighs in his favor for why a nonpaying tenant should be evicted!
Apples and bowling balls.

"Yeah, LaTonya QuanTavious did shuck me my penis, but she had 5 STDs and her mom's dead. Probably from hating the dishabled."
 
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One of the most endearing Russisms is his warped idea of fairness. He compares apples and oranges to draw some sort of perceived double standard to justify whatever he's doing.
One of the most hilarious examples of that was when he said that if he isn't allowed to legally hire prostitutes, mothers shouldn't be allowed to breastfeed their babies. Only a sick and broken brain could come up with such a wild comparison.

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Welp, looks like there's going to be some actual movement in the case within the next month (nevermind we've been telling ourselves this for years now) so guess I'll wait, and add to this if/when that arrives before the official drop. In the meantime my video currently goes to recent day (new stuff starts around 45m)
 
This perfectly scratch my itch for black youtubers covering Russell Greer while roleplaying as little girls. It's a very specific niche only fine gentlemen can understand and appreciate.
FTR I am neither black, nor do I roleplay as anyone.
Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.
 
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There's no way on God's green earth that this fucker has ever spent $100 a month on clothes and $50 on laundry and dry cleaning. We know he washes his suits in the bathtub.

When he says he's spent $100 on clothes, he means on hookers used panties.

The $50 for dry cleaning is because his clothes are so encrusted with semen, he has to send them to some Chinese laundry that employs slave labour to smash the dried jizz with a sledge hammer.

Suk-ur-dong Chinese Laundry, Las Vegas.
*---- If I could give this laundry no stars, I would. They promised me they could return my suit to 'as new' condition. They had my suit for over a week and when it came back, the trousers were still as stiff as an ironing board. Also, I Venmo'd Suki Ur-Dong a dollar and she didn't even bother to follow me on Instagram or reply to my DM's. All I got was a message from her father telling me not to contact his daughter again. The shortage of Chinese women is making them so picky that they can turn their nose up at a hot American author/songwriter/paralegal. Time to reinstate the Chinese Exclusion Act of 1882.
 
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