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OpinionWarwick Davis Is a National Treasure - I surrender to the unending river of history
My Formal Notice of Surrender:
A delusional schizoid once said that to fuck around is human, and to find out is divine. I have fucked around and now I must find out. I made increasingly bold claims that Kier Starmer (Peace Be Upon Him) will never be clawed from power, because he is a soulless husk that exists purely to 1) Have gay sex and 2) Further ruin the blighted, cursed, fog shrouded isles that I call home. I was too sure of his ability to ignore everyone calling him a retarded faggot, and too sure of his ability to just refuse to leave office. He has now resigned, likely as a way to avoid the humiliation of having a mincing Mancoonian homosexual limply slapping his face and lisping at him in a leadership contest. The price I must pay is to create a thread lauding the achievements, and abilities of a very famous Midge. Sir Warwick Davis (PBUH). A midget whom I despise and wish to see ripped apart by police dogs.
Introduction:
Warwick Davis has spent more than four decades bringing some of fantasy’s most memorable characters to life. From Wicket and Willow Ufgood to Professor Flitwick, Griphook and the Leprechaun, he has travelled through galaxies far, far away, taught at Hogwarts, adventured across Narnia and become a genuine horror icon. Few performers can claim such an enduring place in so many beloved worlds. Born in Epsom, Surrey, in 1970, Davis was born with spondyloepiphyseal dysplasia congenita, a rare genetic condition affecting bone growth; which I believe should make on eligible for recycling via macerator. His remarkable career began at eleven, when his grandmother heard a radio appeal seeking people under four feet tall for Return of the Jedi. Already an enormous Star Wars fan, Davis applied and was eventually cast as Wicket the Ewok, turning an improbable childhood opportunity into the beginning of a lifelong career. But his legacy extends far beyond the characters he has played. Davis has also become a successful presenter, producer, author, entrepreneur and tireless advocate for people with dwarfism, culminating in a BAFTA Fellowship and an OBE for services to drama and charity. So, in appreciation of an extraordinary career and an apparently thoroughly decent man, here is a celebration of Warwick Davis, his achievements and his ongoing fight against becoming even smaller and even more deformed.
Sir Warwick Davis Addressing His Followers (Colourised)
Tiny Timeline of Terror.
1970: Warwick Ashley (faggot!) Davis is born in Epsom, Surrey, with spondyloepiphyseal dysplasia congenita, a rare skeletal condition, his family mourns.
1982–83: Aged eleven, he answers a radio appeal seeking performers under four feet tall for Return of the Jedi. He is ultimately cast as Wicket W. Warrick, an Ewok. This is his most dignified role to date.
1984–85: Wicket becomes the hero of two television films: Caravan of Courage and Ewoks: The Battle for Endor. Which are both films no one gives a fuck about.
1986: Davis joins the extraordinary creature cast of Jim Henson’s (RIP King) Labyrinth.
1988: At eighteen, he receives his first leading feature-film role as Willow Ufgood in Ron Howard and George Lucas’s Willow. A film which my grandmother showed me once, starting a lifelong fear of the deformed.
1989–90: He plays Reepicheep and Glimfeather in the BBC’s adaptations of C. S. Lewis’s Chronicles of Narnia. He plays a little itsy bitsy midgey mouse!
1993–2003: Davis plays the murderous Lubdan in six Leprechaun films, establishing himself as a horror icon. This is also Jennifer Anniston's first feature film and the Leprechaun is completely in the right to want his fucking gold back!
1995: He co-founds Willow Management, representing short and exceptionally tall performers frequently overlooked by conventional agencies. As their first act, the lobby for stools in all casting offices so that midges can stand on them.
1999: He returns to Star Wars in The Phantom Menace, playing several characters, including Weazel and Wald. A notable trend for Davis characters is that they often have humiliating names.
2001–11: Davis appears throughout the Harry Potter films as Professor Filius Flitwick and later Griphook. He is not Jewish.
2005: He provides the physical performance for Marvin the Paranoid Android in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Alan Rickman provided the voice, which is the important part.
2008: He enters Narnia again as the suspicious dwarf Nikabrik in Prince Caspian. He is viciously beaten by a small child in this film.
2010: Davis publishes his autobiography, Size Matters Not, with a foreword by George Lucas.
2011–13: He co-creates and stars in Life’s Too Short, playing a magnificently awful fictional version of himself. He plays himself.
2013: He plays Emperor Porridge in the Doctor Who episode “Nightmare in Silver” and appears onstage in Spamalot. Notably part of a truly awful episode where he is once again humiliated by children.
2014–24: Davis becomes a familiar television host through Weekend Escapes, Celebrity Squares and more than 200 episodes of Tenable.
2015–19: He appears in four consecutive Disney-era Star Wars films and voices Rukh in Star Wars Rebels.
2019: He returns as Wicket in The Rise of Skywalker, appearing alongside his son Harrison. The fact that they let him breed is fucked. He's like a human pug.
2022: Thirty-four years after the original film, Davis once again leads the adventure as Willow Ufgood in the Disney+ series Willow. A show that everyone hated, and was reviewed into the floor.
2025–26: Davis receives the BAFTA Fellowship, is made an OBE for services to drama and charity, and is confirmed to return as Flitwick in HBO’s new Harry Potter series. He will likely be further humiliated in his role as a 'gross goblinoid creature' in this show.
Warwick with members of the Reduced Height Theatre Company. (Colourised)
Key Achievements in his Short Life:
Awarded the BAFTA Fellowship in 2025, BAFTA’s highest honour, for his screen career and work challenging prejudice. Despite his work, most people still laugh when they see him waddle past.
Made an OBE in 2026 for services to drama and charity. He actually has done very good work for children born with diseases, I can't even mock this one.
Received an honorary Doctor of Arts from Anglia Ruskin University. I can mock this one, he's got a doctorate in being a faggot.
Co-founded Little People UK with his late wife Samantha, supporting people with dwarfism and their families. His wife died from complications brought about by having tiny baby organs shoved into a mangled, jigsaw puzzle resembling flesh sack.
Co-founded Willow Management, improving professional opportunities for short and exceptionally tall actors. He has to bring in the 6'3 chads to try and police people picking up midge actors and tossing them out the window.
Created the Reduced Height Theatre Company, the first professional theatre company composed entirely of short actors.
Sustained a career spanning childhood stardom, leading roles, character acting, comedy, presenting, producing and advocacy. Mostly famous now for trying to sue 4chan and utterly failing to achieve anything. This will one day launch his single and final role: A snuff film.
Conclusion:
Warwick is a figure that God placed onto the Earth as a way of making humans remain humble. He exists to crawl around the dirt, a figure of mockery and ridicule that should elicit pity and horror in equal measure. Due to the degeneracy and decayed state of our society, he has instead managed to amass great wealth and access to a standard of living that could not be achieved by 99.9% of all humans that have ever lived. His status as a human pug is overlooked by all that say he is brave, talented and kind. He has contributed to charity, spent years of his life helping children with lifelong illnesses and conditions. Thank you for reading, I am drunk.
I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.
As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.
Just so people don't think I am mentally insane, this is an old /tv/ pasta
I never knew the UK had a "Dwarfs Union", until several of them (seven, at the very least) went on strike, during a dispute while performing in a production of "Snow White, On Ice".
I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.
As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.
Just so people don't think I am mentally insane, this is an old /tv/ pasta
Here's something to add to the riveting debate in this thread.
Are fantasy Dwarves cool at least?
And if depicted on television or movies... Are they only cool if played by a normal human being?
Just don't watch the TV show. It's really fucking awful, to the point that Disney not only cancelled it, they removed it from their streaming platform and completely memoryholed it.
Also as a lesser scholar of the Warrickian path, I can tell you that he at least said he was mortified by the existence of midget villages in China. (Source: an Idiot Abroad)
His main gripe seemed to be that it was ran by non-midgets.
He’d be well up for a midget village if he was in charge and they were a spectacle on their own terms. Or, more likely, on his terms. He’s absolutely a midget supremacist. The little cunt.
It's still not automatic just more common, for the most common form of dwarfism Achondroplasia (this isn't the type Davis has) the kid needs to inherit one copy from a parent, a kid that inherits the dwarfism gene from both parents usually die. Davis' apparently has a form called Spondyloepiphyseal dysplasia congenita which is also a type that only requires 1 copy, his wife has Achondroplasia, according to wikipedia their first son died because he inherited a dwarfism copy from both of them. Their living kids have his form.
“Awwww, who’s a brave little fella! Did you tie that tie yourself!? Such a brave little boy!”
“The busy late night streets are ablaze with noise, revellers and tourists… but his mind is deadly silent, focused… he awaits a woman small enough for him to enact his deranged fantasies… to force his sick perversions upon… but with women under 4ft making up just 0.001% of the population, the wait is long…”
Just don't watch the TV show. It's really fucking awful, to the point that Disney not only cancelled it, they removed it from their streaming platform and completely memoryholed it.
He did some press when it got cancelled, but didn't make big deal of it (boom boom), because even though he's a creepy little goblin he's not stupid enough to piss off Disney, unlike the wog from the shitty new Star Wars films.
It depends. Dwarfism can be caused multiple ways and their inheritance differs. The most common type is achondroplasia , caused by mutations in the FGF3 gene, is autosomal dominant, so only one copy is needed. So if one dwarf and one normal sized person have a baby, the diagram below shows the options:
So you have a 50:50 chance of having a baby with dwarfism. The vast majority of these mutations arise de novo, that is, spontaneously rather than being passed down by a parent.
TWO copies of that autosomal dominant gene is lethal either in utero or soon after birth, so two dwarves would have a 50% chance of the baby dying, 25% of normal, 25% dwarfism.
There are however other causes of dwarfism or growth retardation. Davies has SED spondyleopiphyseal dysplasia congenita , his wife has achondroplasia - both are autosomal dominant so inherited as above, but if you inherit one of each gene that’s also lethal at/before birth. Danny de vito has multiple epiphyseal dysplasia which can be caused by multiple genes and inherited multiple ways. You can also have growth hormone lack, primordial dwarfism and other things, there are dozens of separate conditions. They’re usually falling into disproportionate dwarfism, which is what Davies has, and proportionate dwarfism, which is what Danny de vito has.
