🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[CWCissey]

His facebook has been disabled again.

Hope it's a court order!

 

[AnOminous]

Incredible that there are hundreds of people in time zones across the globe who were on time for his trial, and he, CELEBRITY LITIGATOR for the trial of the century shows up 30 mins late.

Just wow

PROTIP: Any time you show up early for a court hearing, the hearing will occur an hour late.

However, any time you are as much as a minute late, it will start exactly on time. And you will get benchslapped.

 

[RussMeDaddy]

@sharshorita you are an absolute hero. I cannot wait to see what you got.

 

[Lunachu]

Can we do a Q&A?
Who was there?
Any media coverage?
What was he wearing?
Did he have a fucking briefcase or folder at least?
This on top of the obv questions. I'm dying here!!!

Wouldn't it be epic if Sharshorita noticed the 2nd duck up a few days ago and wasn't even there and she was fucking with us making this whole shit up xD

And did he bring the judge some flowers?

 

[DarkAlien]

Did anyone compliment the suit?
Was there a PowerPoint presentation?

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Did Russell smell like rotten watermelon?

 

[Lurker836]

I've never posted or anything, and I'm sure sharshorita will post a much better detailing of what went down, I just need everyone to know that Russ legit brought up the fact that he was wearing a suit to the judge as part of his argument

 

[menhera111]

Did he have the handy dandy plastic baggy?

 

[Lunachu]

Did he leave a line of spittle across the floor like a snail trail?

 

[Dumbinatrix]

I've never posted or anything, and I'm sure sharshorita will post a much better detailing of what went down, I just need everyone to know that Russ legit brought up the fact that he was wearing a suit to the judge as part of his argument

 

[CWCissey]

Did he turn like Michael Keaton's Batman looking for Ariana Grande?

 

[AnOminous]

I've never posted or anything, and I'm sure sharshorita will post a much better detailing of what went down, I just need everyone to know that Russ legit brought up the fact that he was wearing a suit to the judge as part of his argument

I'll also point out that everyone else whose time Russhole was wasting with this bullshit showed up on time.

One fucking stone-faced mongoloid with less sense than drool wasted the time of at least a couple dozen people to adjudicate his bullshit claims, and he himself couldn't be bothered to show up.

I hope he has nightmares about this humiliation for the rest of his dwarf life.

 

[slackjawjoe]

I've never posted or anything, and I'm sure sharshorita will post a much better detailing of what went down, I just need everyone to know that Russ legit brought up the fact that he was wearing a suit to the judge as part of his argument

That is A1 Russhole right there.

 

[Dumbinatrix]

I can't decide what idea I like better--the idea that Russ knew deep down he couldn't win and was hoping to have an excuse to have this thrown out of court, or that he was so incompetent that he not once double-checked what time the hearing was at. Both are just so equally beautiful.

 

[RussMeDaddy]

I've never posted or anything, and I'm sure sharshorita will post a much better detailing of what went down, I just need everyone to know that Russ legit brought up the fact that he was wearing a suit to the judge as part of his argument

This is peak Lolcow.

 

[Lurker836]

There was no suit jacket today though, and unfortunately no plastic bag

 

[Cosmos]

And did he bring the judge some flowers?

Oh my God, imagine if the judge was an attractive woman and Russ started shamelessly hitting on her, so she held him in contempt of court.

"But, Your Honor, I'm wearing a suit!!!"

 

[Zombiefaceddwarf]

Oh man, Russ must be spitting mad to have disabled his Facebook.

He's definitely not happy, he was last seen storming out of court with a very long face...

Russbane.

http://archive.is/oTI8p

 

[cumpie]

A suit without a jacket is not a suit. What a doofus.

 

[Jane_Doh]

I've never posted or anything, and I'm sure sharshorita will post a much better detailing of what went down, I just need everyone to know that Russ legit brought up the fact that he was wearing a suit to the judge as part of his argument

Could you provide us an overview of what happened?