💼 Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Is it too late to rename your Kiwi account to "Jeff is gay and divorced" so it appears on court documents?

I would have to ask the appellate court that time traveled for the Greer decision, or the Kandiyohi County Court that time traveled to undo the Rekieta bodycam being admitted as evidence.

Only they can help me fix this!

EDIT: In the meantime Jeff keeps demonstrating how severe his brain damage is.
Yes Jeff, you are being sued because Alyssa was a mouthpiece of the industry, and not because you repeatedly made up that she worked as a prostitute, sucking dicks for money, and that she had herself come forward confirming it. (Only none of that is true and you knew it at the time, which is why you will lose)

Jeff is a prime Twitter Wigger. The bisexual lighting has completely brainfucked him.

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

Is it too late to rename your Kiwi account to "Jeff is gay and divorced" so it appears on court documents?

Challenge accepted, you stupid hoes.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Jeff thinks dragging out the case would shift the odds in his favor, but all they managed is to get sanctioned and Jeff settled with paying for Alyssa's legal team doing extra work.
I have no idea what Ron is thinking, but I think he has an issue of some kind. He is irritable and condescending, and according to the filings he even ghosted his own client at least once.

I really do not think this is some kind of 4D chess.

Some years ago, I became acquainted with this one attorney in private practice in my state who was a friend of a friend of a friend, and generally disliked for his obnoxious personality and nouveau-riche behavior in person (he'd presumably had some degree of success in his practice). He ended up being disbarred not too long thereafter for misappropriation of client funds – he had won a lawsuit by an out-of-state client, then refused to remit their damages to them afterwards, after he had already arbitrarily upped his share of the winnings beyond their original agreement. The client ended up having to hire another in-state attorney to bring suit against him to recover.

So, on the one hand, he was a legitimate asshole who just didn't give a fuck, and yet, on the other hand, simultaneously retarded enough not to predict the very predictable outcome of his conduct, the sort of outcome even the dimmest attorney would see coming a mile away.

That's Ron. He is both 1) an asshole who just doesn't give a fuck (perhaps undergirded by Jewish contempt for the goyim, as suggested elsewhere) and 2) actually retarded enough not to see how his conduct is fucking the whole case up despite it being obvious to any observer. Whether he meets the same end as my ex-attorney acquaintance remains to be seen.

something gay is up in France

I mean, that just goes without saying in general.

Calling the new Castlevania: Belmont's Curse game a "forced girlboss" because she's the daughter of Trevor & Sypha. And I think this game will be fun as hell to play too.

Wait, what? Any true OG gamer would know that they've had multiple female main characters in Castlevania games over the years. Sypha from 3 on the NES, Castlevania Legends on the original Game Boy, Maria from Rondo of Blood, Carrie from Castlevania 64...

Dude really is just a tourist.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Timeline of upcoming filings.
Ron needs to respond to the additional filing by Remy by June 18th (pointing out that Ron admits to using AI and fucking up)
and Ron also needs to reply to the motion for sanctions by June 15th (tomorrow)

Should be an entertaining week.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Should be an entertaining week.

Speaking of entertainment, here's Alyssa Mercante celebrating like a screeching monkey over the Knicks winning.

1:51

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Speaking of entertainment, here's Alyssa Mercante celebrating like a screeching monkey over the Knicks winning.

She switches fandoms quicker than SmashJT can say "Bisexual Lighting!"

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

She switches fandoms quicker than SmashJT can say "Bisexual Lighting!"

Which to be fair is a decent amount of time. Jeff's vids could be 1/3 as long as they are if he wasn't a drunk, drooling retard. Sometimes it was so bad you could actually see the rusty gears trying to turn and it's painful. I legitmately wonder if he's going down a dementia path.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Nothing embarrassing like having Alyssa Mercante simps retweeting other Alyssa Mercante simps over Smash JT pointing out Alyssa Mercante's hypocrisy, like the Asmongold-obsessed niggaboo Donjay "TTBN" Kakonde. And I'm really wondering if TTBN is lolcow-worthy of having his own Kiwi Farms thread?

 

[Racist Parrot]

Nothing embarrassing like having Alyssa Mercante simps retweeting other Alyssa Mercante simps over Smash JT pointing out Alyssa Mercante's hypocrisy, like the Asmongold-obsessed niggaboo Donjay "TTBN" Kakonde. And I'm really wondering if TTBN is lolcow-worthy of having his own Kiwi Farms thread?
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Lmao pro bono? You're paying them Jeff you fucking imbecile.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Lmao pro bono? You're paying them Jeff you fucking imbecile.

Also very entertaining that he is now VERY careful how he phrases things after opposing counsel explicitly laid out how fucked he is due to his own words and repeated false statements about Alyssa.

"She is sueing me for no reason, but I cannot repeat those false statements I made about her before so I'll call her promiscuous instead of a 'sucking dicks for money whore', that is how totally meritless her claim is!!!!1111"

Jeff is so felted he self-censors now, basically admitting he was in the wrong before.


We also missed this banger here, Jeff again trying to use his family to shield himself and pretend to be a devoted family man.
While he is actually pissing away money on a gay internet slapfight he started and still thinks he will "easy get dismissed".
"Family first" lol
At least Alyssa aborted the kids she did not care about.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Also very entertaining that he is now VERY careful how he phrases things after opposing counsel explicitly laid out how fucked he is due to his own words and repeated false statements about Alyssa.

"She is sueing me for no reason, but I cannot repeat those false statements I made about her before so I'll call her promiscuous instead of a 'sucking dicks for money whore', that is how totally meritless her claim is!!!!1111"

Jeff is so felted he self-censors now, basically admitting he was in the wrong before.


We also missed this banger here, Jeff again trying to use his family to shield himself and pretend to be a devoted family man.
While he is actually pissing away money on a gay internet slapfight he started and still thinks he will "easy get dismissed".
"Family first" lol
At least Alyssa aborted the kids she did not care about.
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And here comes Alyssa Mercante's main right-asscheek and lapdog of all Alyssa Mercante simps, David "Airbagged" Rivera, bitching to get attention from her other simps / dickriders, and think he can ruin Smash JT's anniversary to pleasure his queen Alyssa Mercante from his cuck chair.


EDIT: KillerDucky, the most loyal Airbagged dickriding autistic sperg / Alyssa Mercante simp, thinks that mobile games are real games while getting into slapfights with posts that looks reportable. You have to see his replies to witness how much of an autistic pro-woke leftist sperg he is, and hopefully lolcow material to get his own thread.


Meanwhile, Alyssa Mercante posting her Instagram to show how much of an immature alcoholic attention whore she is.

Spoiler: WTF? (NSFW)

What is she doing to her vagina? Putting on deodorant because her pussy stinks?

 

[cherrinog]

Also very entertaining that he is now VERY careful how he phrases things after opposing counsel explicitly laid out how fucked he is due to his own words and repeated false statements about Alyssa.

"She is sueing me for no reason, but I cannot repeat those false statements I made about her before so I'll call her promiscuous instead of a 'sucking dicks for money whore', that is how totally meritless her claim is!!!!1111"

Jeff is so felted he self-censors now, basically admitting he was in the wrong before.


We also missed this banger here, Jeff again trying to use his family to shield himself and pretend to be a devoted family man.
While he is actually pissing away money on a gay internet slapfight he started and still thinks he will "easy get dismissed".
"Family first" lol
At least Alyssa aborted the kids she did not care about.
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That looks like a man enjoying one last vacation before his house becomes the "Remy Green rainbow house".

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

That looks like a man enjoying one last vacation before his house becomes the "Remy Green rainbow house".

Homestead Exemption will protect it, but everything else will go to finance Alyssa's children's college education future abortions.

 

[jerry2]

lol that communist kaiju guy is right, he was posting with a green screen

i guess too many people were making fun of it though because he just posted a new one from the airbnb he took his wife to on her apology vacation

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

too many people were making fun of it though because he just posted a new one from the airbnb

The dude is so fried, he is reposting anyone who will blow steam up his asshole.
Now Jeff is being sued because he called out ... DEI in the games industry?

 

[SoyBoyCaliphate]

I don't get it. What does that tweet have to do with the lawsuit? Does he think that she is suing him because he said she was promiscuous ? It is funny that he would tell her to be careful with her statements during a lawsuit when he basically raped himself because of statements he made during the lawsuit lol. Imagine being dumber than Alyssa.

I just remembered he is paying her lawyers for all the discovery related fees, right?

 

[East_Clintwood]

Nothing embarrassing like having Alyssa Mercante simps retweeting other Alyssa Mercante simps over Smash JT pointing out Alyssa Mercante's hypocrisy, like the Asmongold-obsessed niggaboo Donjay "TTBN" Kakonde. And I'm really wondering if TTBN is lolcow-worthy of having his own Kiwi Farms thread?
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Holy shit everytime I think Tardzia can't possibly be any dumber he posts something new. Talking about how he hope Alyssa's lawyers have educated her on what she could be liable for if she loses? My nigga in Christ has Ron, or CHatGPT explained it to you given how badly you've been shitting the bed? Talking about how she shouldn't continue to post things during an ongoing case despite the fact he got in shit for playing discovery fuckfuck games that the only reason the other side knew about them was because you did them live on fucking stream.

We also missed this banger here, Jeff again trying to use his family to shield himself and pretend to be a devoted family man.
While he is actually pissing away money on a gay internet slapfight he started and still thinks he will "easy get dismissed".
"Family first" lol
At least Alyssa aborted the kids she did not care about.

Early on I kinda felt bad about Tardzia's wife being dragged into potentially life ruining shit over a gay internet slapfight. However the longer this goes on without her either tardwrangling his dumbass or taking the kids and GTFOing, the more I think she deserves whatever happens.

 

[jerry2]

I don't get it. What does that tweet have to do with the lawsuit? Does he think that she is suing him because he said she was promiscuous ? It is funny that he would tell her to be careful with her statements during a lawsuit when he basically raped himself because of statements he made during the lawsuit lol. Imagine being dumber than Alyssa.

I just remembered he is paying her lawyers for all the discovery related fees, right?

he's even still posting this one two years later. retarded or just playing pretend?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Memorandum in Opposition to the Motion for Sanctions dropped.

Ron is trying to wiggle out of paying for the accountant's hours, after offering to do so, contesting the invoice, after straight up refusing to pay for the full amount.


The court explicitly says it is not ordering sanctions now, obviously expecting Ron to not be a Wigger and stand in for the damages caused, and that if they could not handle it Remy could "make the application". Nowhere does it say the application is for cost, imho this references sanctions, and since Ron did not pay up, the application for sanctions was made. Playing retarded word games again, which he might win, but its a high level of poker he is playing with the court's goodwill.


My god Ron is such a retarded. He said, on the record, that he made that filing in haste to get it filed before end of business, [[because he had once again missed a deadline]]. Now he is trying to walk back that statement and have it only apply to part of the sloppy filing he made, not all of it. Such a weak argument. Embarrassing.


And when you make a mistake that costs someone else money, you have to pay for it. Dig up some Jewgold and pay the man.



Pages of bla bla bla. It is all such bad faith and revisionism. The idiot literally admitted in the hearing that he filed the document in haste and blamed mistakes made on the haste. Now his amateur mistake redacting banking info is not a big deal because "he was reasonably diligent to comply". Playing the penitent reformed Nigger everytime the judge waves her cudgel at him, only to turn around and try to revise earlier statements to not include the thing he has to pay for. lol, lmao even.



I am not reading all that legalese and case law, the court may agree and not go along with this, I don't really care either way.
Watching Ron dance around this trying the revise his previous statements is absolutely delicious. It shows such an shortsighted approach to this entire case. Nearly every hearing he inadvertently admits to something that Remy later uses to bash him over the head with.

See attached PDF for the full thing.

 

[Me•cha•ni•cal]

What is she doing to her vagina? Putting on deodorant because her pussy stinks?

Looks like she’s putting it on her inner thighs. I think it’s an anti-chafe stick, used to prevent chafing while wearing skirts or dresses without pantyhose or leggings. Why she would film and post herself applying it is a better question.