Porn and Porncows

browsing the 'hub frontpage simultaneously makes me wanna vomit and laugh my insides out
like my nigga in Christ what dafuq is this title (nsfw content incoming)
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not beating off to this slop is just showing common courtesy to your dick (or is it? illuminati confirmed)
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browsing the 'hub frontpage simultaneously makes me wanna vomit and laugh my insides out
like my nigga in Christ what dafuq is this title
For all their endless screeching about the Six Million and "blood libel," they're seemingly all too happy to let shit like this slide (or even actively promote it, since they own practically all the studios and platforms). I'm sure there's some pilpul horseshit that lets them claim God's okay with it somehow though.
 
"Wow I bet you guys are jealous this dude went to McDonald's and he even got to eat his Big Mac he ordered!!"

Yeah he paid the entry fee just like every other pathetic coomlord who went to the Porn Expo Awards or whatever it is. The porn stars are there to take pics with their coomlord demographic.

It doesn't make him look any less demented or the situation of paying money and standing in line to get pics with porn whores any less sad
Eh, it's really no different than paying to talk to any celebrity at any con. You think random movie stars don't fuck guys for a living, or die from suicide/overdose/STDs? It's degenerates all the way down in the entertainment industry.

The only woman I recognise from the photos would be Madison Ivy (I remember seeing that particular photo years back). Should be around 40 by now, is she still larping online as a stoner anime girl?
According to her Instagram, yes. And whining about tariffs making it more expensive to show off her nonexistent lightsaber twirling skills, apparently.
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I know the 3rd (and last) chick was the one who retired to become a streamer, then broke her ass jumping in the Twitchcon ballpit a few years ago, but don't recognize any of the others.
 
One of the funniest ways to get blacklisted from the industry: Eimi Fukada got busted for tax evasion a couple years ago. Apparently she didn't do her taxes for a decade and ended up owing $700,000. She claims it was because her management company didn't fill out the forms correctly, even though they're not the ones who are supposed to do that. They basically came out and said that she was a dumb whore who didn't do her taxes even when they reminded her to do them.
In her defense, filing your taxes in Japan is the most kafkaesque experience imaginable that can drive a smart person mad, let alone a glorified hooker. Like with most things, Japan married the absolute worst aspects of analogue and digital eras into one system.
She looks like a rejected Aespa member.
Where did her cheeks go?

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She's got the particular type of thin arms that are all sinewy muscle and no fat, painful to look at, especially when they flex. Women with eating disorders usually have those.
Unsurprisingly, she looks far more busted without the filters.
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Filters will be the bane of humanity.

Seriously, she looks like the "class fujoshi who is secretly an idol after school" manga trope.
 
Eh, it's really no different than paying to talk to any celebrity at any con. You think random movie stars don't fuck guys for a living, or die from suicide/overdose/STDs? It's degenerates all the way down in the entertainment industry.
I remember when Carrie Fisher admitted that, as a lark, she had sex with a random fan she'd met at a sci-fi convention. I wasn't surprised that she was a sexual degenerate, although I was a bit surprised that she'd admit to it so freely. The thing that really shook my worldview was the fact that some guy actually got laid as a result of attending a sci-fi convention.
 
the porn convention atendee is fucking alien to me, you are a guy, are horny, i suppose you have money and are in vegas. just fuck a whore or a stripper, hell most porn whores also double as escorts. who the fuck goes to the boys and says i have a picture with the girl from fucked by niggers #39 instead of being a proper whoremonger o actually going with the boys to the titty bar after playing smackdown heres comes the pain. a fucking alien concept to me, i dont get it
 
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the porn convention atendee is fucking alien to me, you are a guy, are horny, i suppose you have money and are in vegas. just fuck a whore or a stripper, hell most porn whores also double ass escorts. who the fuck goes to the boys and says i have a picture with the girl from fucked by niggers #39 instead of being a proper whoremonger o actually going with the boys to the titty bar after playing smackdown heres comes the pain. a fucking alien concept to me, i dont get it
The girls on the expo floor are probably available for bookings at the hotel nearby for the right price. If you are Der Coomer with cash, it's your perfect chance.
 
the porn convention atendee is fucking alien to me, you are a guy, are horny, i suppose you have money and are in vegas. just fuck a whore or a stripper, hell most porn whores also double as escorts. who the fuck goes to the boys and says i have a picture with the girl from fucked by niggers #39 instead of being a proper whoremonger o actually going with the boys to the titty bar after playing smackdown heres comes the pain. a fucking alien concept to me, i dont get it
I just find it funny that he’s IRL proof that yes stalker child, the warp/force/morality system is not “shades of grey” and your appearance will reflect your inner self.

There is good and there is bad and his exterior tells all.
 
browsing the 'hub frontpage simultaneously makes me wanna vomit and laugh my insides out
your chimney sweep continues to bring more toxic gases straight to you from the coal mines

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i dont watch any of these videos btw, im not that masochistic. this stuff is absolutely horrible
also is there anything special about vr porn, like does it rot ur brain faster than normal? or is it effectively the same?

something that would be hilarious is dubbing half life sound effects over some porn. imagine seeing it but getting hit with that ragdoll sound effect
or whenever the dick moves this plays
and the clapping is replaced with this

mb for tripleposting but this cmon......
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Nuke the entire industry. Fuck it. Fuck this shit.
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This shit got like 3 30 degree angles in it and is half circumcised. This shit looks like Jack's beanstalk. This shit lookin like deep sea fish antennae. This shit probably don't even work right. This shit.... The fall of man has been truly tragic.
 
Nuke the entire industry. Fuck it. Fuck this shit.
This shit got like 3 30 degree angles in it and is half circumcised. This shit looks like Jack's beanstalk. This shit lookin like deep sea fish antennae. This shit probably don't even work right. This shit.... The fall of man has been truly tragic.
All the fucked up shit surrounding the porn industry yet it was a crooked penis that sent you over the edge huh?
 
Nuke the entire industry. Fuck it. Fuck this shit.
This shit got like 3 30 degree angles in it and is half circumcised. This shit looks like Jack's beanstalk. This shit lookin like deep sea fish antennae. This shit probably don't even work right. This shit.... The fall of man has been truly tragic.
were you just jerking off to porn and then while you saw this monster you thought "if i had to see it, so should everyone else" while cackling like a mad man
 
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