🌟 Internet Famous Gabriel Michael-Lee Scrivener Gage / Gabriel Gage / Nova Online / heyah_novak3 / nova_online1 - A diaperfag TikTok pedophile that just gets too much hate

Account made yesterday.

Multiple posts already, every single one on novas thread.

Shit talks kiwitubers multiple times.

Shits on bludsped multiple times.

Double posts, makes punctuational errors, and grammatical errors.

Nothing to see here!
It looks suspicious, but I have been lurking for a while now. I am not super knowledgeable on any other Lolcows other than Cyraxx and new content relating to him is dried up or boring. You can sock check me if you want. I knew I would probably be under suspicion because Nova is constantly making dummy accounts. I only made an account here now rather than a month back because I was pissed off at how oversaturated the Lolcow YouTube space is. I know this is a bad time to join and I am aware it is pretty suspicious I have only commented on Nova's thread. Please let me know if there is anything I can do to somehow prove I am not Nova. The grammatical errors from me are far and few between from what I can tell, but I have never been great at writing. The double posting is because I am new to the site and didn't really understand the reply feature or the community expectations, so sorry for that.
 
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Edit: I looked back what I sent about the kiwitubers last night at like 2am. It reads a lot like Nova. I don't think the rest of my messages read like him, but the one about the kiwitubers does. Let me know if there is anything I can do to prove I am not because I don't want this account to be labeled a Nova sock. If you sock check me, you'll see I live across the country from Nova. Also, my replies take ages because they have to be approved by a mod. I am not dodging I promise.
 
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How do these retards keep getting all this expensive technology. If Nova can't afford a few hundred for rent a month to his mother, how is he affording 10-dollar Pokémon card packs or new phones and computers? It is like how Cyraxx has had multiple gaming consoles and computers and has a bunch of expensive musical instruments and an expensive camera. Where the fuck do these people get this money from? For someone with no job, his shitty bracelet shop making no money, and TikTok paying pennies per video, how does he have a nicer phone than me?
Nova is a faggot who does faggot things in order to beg other faggots who want to watch him humiliate himself to pay him to do more faggot things.

Also, stop being such a transparent faggot yourself, faggot.
 
Why the fuck is Major Chilla posting about the Hour of Joy debacle. He posted 5 hours ago on his 2nd channel about it. Why are we digging up shit from months and months ago that doesn't even matter. This is why I lost respect for kiwitubers. Whenever something new pops up on the farms, we've got 20 retards with the same echochamber takes. And if they are out of content or meaningful things to provide, they just go back and cover shit that is already exhausted.
I used to like the kiwitubers, but these guys are genuinely dogshit. Half of them are a-logging or setting up interviews with people just as retarded as Nova and the rest are uploading 35-minute videos where they say what amounts to "clean your room, ew, also you are a discord pred."
The neighbor is retarded too. How are you going to go on a popular sloptuber for Nova and talk shit about him (half of which is probably made up or gossip) and then claim you aren't trying to start anything. He claims he is fearful for his daughter's safety, so why is he basically talking shit about the same guy that would molest his kid.
This whole Lolcow youtube community is collapsing. They are all getting more desperate by the day. Also, bludspeth sponsored a scam and then just never brought it up again. For how moralfagging his whole community is why are they just ignoring that?
Nigger
 
Just a reminder to all functioning members of society unlike the chome to drink water. Its getting hot, dont be a bitch and get heatstroke.
 
It is like how Cyraxx has had multiple gaming consoles and computers and has a bunch of expensive musical instruments and an expensive camera
Most of Raxx's computers and consoles are older gen stuff buddytrolls send him. He ain't got a bucket to his name to spit on

Those 3 sets of keyboards on his room bother me though. Yamaha is one of my favorite brands of keyboards. As for Nova i imagine a combination of lying about his income + getting debt from banks to buy dumb shit. Lots of retards live on min wage budget but you see them walking around with the latest iphone. Poor people make poor decisions and have the wrong priorities, and Nova's peak trailer park trash
Shit talks kiwitubers multiple times.

Shits on bludsped multiple times.
Fuck bludsped and fuck kiwitubers. I'll make sure to shit talk kiwitubers at least once every 2 or 3 posts
 
How do these retards keep getting all this expensive technology. If Nova can't afford a few hundred for rent a month to his mother, how is he affording 10-dollar Pokémon card packs or new phones and computers? It is like how Cyraxx has had multiple gaming consoles and computers and has a bunch of expensive musical instruments and an expensive camera. Where the fuck do these people get this money from? For someone with no job, his shitty bracelet shop making no money, and TikTok paying pennies per video, how does he have a nicer phone than me?
you do realize people give nova money and he’s going to pick ordering doordash and other stupid shit because he can make tiktok videos on them
 
All these recent join dates with no other comments or posts other than Nova related shit typing oddly formal got me thunkin. @SaltyAtlantaSourPeach You never answered if you were stealing tardbux from your disabled mother for your slop diet, child abuse fetish clothing, and pokemon cards. Leeching off medicaid when you're perfectly capable of working and just a fat, lazy, porn addicted pedophile stealing from his mother is also despicable. Of course you could disprove that if you stopped being a pozzed faggot and answered our questions instead of making a bunch of alts trying and failing to fit in here.
 
Start with American Spirit Full Flavors, the turquoise packs. Smoke three in a row to start.
I'll do you one better: Five packs of the American Spirit blacks in a video posted right afterwards to prove he's now a big boy and better than jacobfuckingjones.

Go on, Gabriel. I know you want to look edgy in many of your videos. Why not chain smoke as a result? It does wonders to your voice and your stress level as well as your lungs
 
I'll do you one better: Five packs of the American Spirit blacks in a video posted right afterwards to prove he's now a big boy and better than jacobfuckingjones.

Go on, Gabriel. I know you want to look edgy in many of your videos. Why not chain smoke as a result? It does wonders to your voice and your stress level as well as your lungs

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It's really amusing doing manual labor outside in 90 degree heat listening to this blubber spasm whine about thing xyz. His voice just makes it funny, what a contrast for a day in the life of me and chome
 
Fuck bludsped and fuck kiwitubers. I'll make sure to shit talk kiwitubers at least once every 2 or 3 posts
Exactly. I also shit talked Nova a lot in my messages and not just the kiwitubers. You can see me calling him a pedophile and shit in my history. Even when Nova was pretending to be someone else, he was defending himself.
All these recent join dates with no other comments or posts other than Nova related shit typing oddly formal got me thunkin.
So, I type oddly formal and it is suspicious, but if I make minor grammar mistakes every few messages it is also suspicious. Are we just accusing every new account of being a Nova burner?
I don't even type like Nova whatsoever. He will break up sentences randomly with periods, misspell half of every sentence, use random capital letters, and spam ellipses.
And I am sorry for not having perfect grammar, I am a biochemistry major and couldn't give a fuck about English or writing.
I agree I am pretty suspicious because I only commented on Nova threads, but as I said prior the only other Lolcow I even follow is Cyraxx. I am not going to comment on threads I don't know anything about, and Cyraxx content is done at this point while the 3 boyfriends in a trench coat hog him.
I encourage you to sock check me if you think I am him.
I have been lurking for about a month without an account, and I decided to join yesterday because why not. I guess it was a bad time to join lmao
 
Are we just accusing every new account of being a Nova burner?
Yes
I agree I am pretty suspicious because I only commented on Nova threads, but as I said prior the only other Lolcow I even follow is Cyraxx. I am not going to comment on threads I don't know anything about, and Cyraxx content is done at this point while the 3 boyfriends in a trench coat hog him.
I encourage you to sock check me if you think I am him.
I guess it was a bad time to join lmao
No time is a good time to join KF, but you should stop explaining yourself so much. Nobody really cares at the end of the day anyways
 
Exactly. I also shit talked Nova a lot in my messages and not just the kiwitubers. You can see me calling him a pedophile and shit in my history. Even when Nova was pretending to be someone else, he was defending himself.

So, I type oddly formal and it is suspicious, but if I make minor grammar mistakes every few messages it is also suspicious. Are we just accusing every new account of being a Nova burner?
I don't even type like Nova whatsoever. He will break up sentences randomly with periods, misspell half of every sentence, use random capital letters, and spam ellipses.
And I am sorry for not having perfect grammar, I am a biochemistry major and couldn't give a fuck about English or writing.
I agree I am pretty suspicious because I only commented on Nova threads, but as I said prior the only other Lolcow I even follow is Cyraxx. I am not going to comment on threads I don't know anything about, and Cyraxx content is done at this point while the 3 boyfriends in a trench coat hog him.
I encourage you to sock check me if you think I am him.
I have been lurking for about a month without an account, and I decided to join yesterday because why not. I guess it was a bad time to join lmao

Only advice I can give is to lurk a bit more, even if you feel like it's enough. There's no wrong time to join, and Nova isn't the only cow to join the farms. There's plenty of cows who have multiple socks on here, but they're pretty obvious. As long as you don't act like a fag, you should be aight.
 
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