Are you lost needing femoid advice post here - For the poor bastard's who dare or are just curious

[Otterly]

Im talking about looking better

Sorry for the late reply, I have had a really awful weekend and not been here much.

You’ve already had good advice about the basics. Wash daily, wash your hair every other day or as often as it needs it - the ‘never wash’ thing is a myth, don’t do it! Clean clothes. Nothing fancy is needed, basic shirts and trousers are all you need. Brush teeth and floss them. Have a good deep clean at the dentist. Change your bedsheets at least once a week and wash them in hot water - make sure they’re cotton. Change your pillowcase DAILY if you have acne. Buy a pack of cotton pillowcases, wash them in hot water, then you’ll have enough for the week.

mostly acne scars and a weird sunken cheeks and messed up hair from not eating.

Ok, so hair grows constantly. How is your hair messed up exactly? Or do you mean balding? If the latter that’s actually mainly genetic. Nothing to do about it yet, cut it short and neat. Jason statham is bald and he’s fine looking. Don’t keep it long and comb over.
- If you mean your hair is in poor condition, that’s totally fixable with good nutrition. Have you had a few bloods done to make sure you dont have any big deficiencies? Iron is the big be for hair - your ferritin needs to be over 70 for it to grow well.
- if you have scalp/oil/dandruff issues then it’ll depend on what it is. Ketoconazole shampoo, and anything with selenium sulphate in (head and shoulders does one in a blue bottle) will fix most things. Make sure you’re scrubbing your scalp.

Skin- acne scars can be reduced with lasers. I’d go see a dermatologist (a proper one, board certified, spend the money) and get some professional advice. What will work for active acne isn’t what will work for old scars and there can be a lot of very specific things that need specific care

Your comment about sunken cheeks concerns me - are you drastically underweight? (And I have to ask, and sorry for suggesting it but have you been tested for HIV?) do you eat enough? your diet should be meat, dairy, veg and as non-fucked about with as possible. Again nothing weird, old fashioned food. If you do any substances, stop.

You’re actually painting a picture of quite severe self neglect, rather than ‘ugliness’ and I think your very first step is to make yourself accept you are deserving of self care. I know that sounds a bit woo and fluffy and whatever but do it anyway.

 

[Kiwifarmsuser100001]

Ok, so hair grows constantly. How is your hair messed up exactly? Or do you mean balding? If the latter that’s actually mainly genetic. Nothing to do about it yet, cut it short and neat. Jason statham is bald and he’s fine looking. Don’t keep it long and comb over.
- If you mean your hair is in poor condition, that’s totally fixable with good nutrition. Have you had a few bloods done to make sure you dont have any big deficiencies? Iron is the big be for hair - your ferritin needs to be over 70 for it to grow well.
- if you have scalp/oil/dandruff issues then it’ll depend on what it is. Ketoconazole shampoo, and anything with selenium sulphate in (head and shoulders does one in a blue bottle) will fix most things. Make sure you’re scrubbing your scalp.

Skin- acne scars can be reduced with lasers. I’d go see a dermatologist (a proper one, board certified, spend the money) and get some professional advice. What will work for active acne isn’t what will work for old scars and there can be a lot of very specific things that need specific care

Your comment about sunken cheeks concerns me - are you drastically underweight? (And I have to ask, and sorry for suggesting it but have you been tested for HIV?) do you eat enough? your diet should be meat, dairy, veg and as non-fucked about with as possible. Again nothing weird, old fashioned food. If you do any substances, stop.

You’re actually painting a picture of quite severe self neglect, rather than ‘ugliness’ and I think your very first step is to make yourself accept you are deserving of self care. I know that sounds a bit woo and fluffy and whatever but do it anyway.

Thanks for the advice, idk if I should just react. If these posts are getting annoying just tell me to stop posting.

I don't have HIV because I'm not a fag. I am a healthy weight now. Thought I should clarify that, I'm not trying to sympathy bait.
The self neglect thing was true and it fucked my looks. The rest of my family looks fine, I'm just the odd one. That's why I think it's reversible. Though idk, I might just be fucking ugly LOL.

 

[Two Frogs]

Though idk, I might just be fucking ugly LOL.

Every man I've ever been psychotically in love with to the point of obsession has claimed ugliness and it has straight up just not been true.

I was very badly in love with a guy who'd had alopecia since high school. I didn't give a fuck that he was bald, though. He had a good-shaped head and that's all I ever knew him as, so I saw a handsome guy in front of me.

Same with the guy who was very self conscious about his acne scars and how thin/bony he was. He wore facial hair to hide the scars, I liked the facial hair. I also liked how his hair was curly, he had this "greek statue" affect to him despite being 6% bodyfat. I even liked the boneyness, he was put together right so he didn't just look like a comedy skeleton.

Just be yourself. Take care of your appearance and treat your body right of course, but even if you think you're ugly, there is probably someone out there who doesn't.

My theory is that straight men think they are ugly because they just don't find men handsome in general.

 

[mister meaner]

Probably been posted before but what do yous really think about dick size?

 

[Two Frogs]

Probably been posted before but what do yous really think about dick size?

Even men with average or large size penises can abjectly fail to make a woman cum if they just don't care about what they're doing and haven't done their research. It's much less of a factor than people want to acknowledge. Just showing up with a big tool doesn't matter if you have no fucking clue how to use it. Ram her for 10 minutes until you're done and then roll over = bad sex, no matter what size.

 

[keke]

Acne scars go away with enough moisturiser

Ill try the moisturizer thing.
The eating thing messed me up long term since I did it while I was developing. I eat properly now. I'd imagine there's not much to do about my hair besides a fucking Turkish hair transplant now.
Do you have any advice specifically related to skin? Thanks again.

I didn’t intend to comment and I’m sure they didn’t mean any harm but it’s cruel to tell someone moisturizer will remove acne scaring. It will not. It’s scarring. You can reduce redness, minimise the appearance through things like that and certain laser treatments (I don’t know them, make sure you do research if you go that route, I’ve seen good results on many people but some places are scammy), but the pitting associated with acne scars is permanent. That’s why they're called scars.

Knowing what you can and can’t control is a good and positive thing. Don’t be disheartened. Like I said, reducing redness and bettering your skin overall (so yes, use moisturizer, wash your face, get a cleanser for sensitive skin to be safe) will improve them a lot.

Don’t automatically listen to people on here about skincare. It’s an overwhelming topic. Double check everything and go to a good dermatologist. It will be the best thing you do.

Hair transplants have a lot of problems and can look really off-putting, simply because some people are bad candidates. Research again. MPMD is a YouTube channel that has a lot of info about hair, however he covers more extreme protocols too out of his own curiosity, so make sure you watch at least a few videos to have a broad understanding of what’s realistic for you. If you want to go another route, there’s a channel called Baldcafe that might be helpful even if you’re not at that stage. This interview from him was interesting and insightful: https://youtu.be/Tu8N_l82SCQ

And stop watching porn. It will help you be realistic about your looksmatch. Most people are average or ugly, but that doesn’t mean you won’t appeal to someone or that they won’t be appealing to you.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

And stop watching porn.

For a hundred different reasons.

 

[queens of the stone age]

Probably been posted before but what do yous really think about dick size?

‘tis not the length of the sword, but the skill of the samurai

 

[LimeRikki]

There’s no shame, my boyfriend had a bad breath when I started dating him and I discovered he neglected his teeth for a huge part of his teens

Your penis niggger is STINKY. lmfao

That's all.

Thread tax Advice: don't be stinky, its not hard.

 

[Chromeo]

I was very badly in love with a guy who'd had alopecia since high school. I didn't give a fuck that he was bald, though. He had a good-shaped head and that's all I ever knew him as, so I saw a handsome guy in front of me.

Mama always said God only made so many perfect heads, the rest he covered in hair.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

Brush your fucking teeth, wash your fucking hair, wash your fucking face, change your fucking sheets, clip your fucking nails. Unless you come from a literal third world shithole, are genuinely retarded, or going through some profound mental/physical health crisis, there is no excuse for living like this past the age of 12.

 

[Birthday Cat]

Probably been posted before but what do yous really think about dick size?

penises/vaginas are actually surprisingly complicated in terms of "gooderer", if you're wanting/envying a big dick in terms of max getting a woman off, it's a misled desire. each woman's vaginal canal has a different length, some longer or shorter to hit cervix, and you do not want to hit it for the vast majority of women (who aren't into pain shit), and you don't want to be able to easily hit it as a man, because you really want to be able to go full hog in for all conventional positions, you don't want to have to mentally track the entire time of like go 75% in, out, then no more than 75% back, that's fucking horrendous, and if you don't care or you just assume your partner can deal with it, then it's basically them rapidly getting "kicked in the balls".

if you've not seen any irl or don't understand severity, there's shock/shitpost videos of bloopers of well endowed porn stars hitting it, and the female stars acting almost exactly like the male if the cameraman just kicked the male star in the balls mid coitus, ideal penis size would always be shorter than that, probably bit shorter than THAT for specific posisitions for your long term partner. it'd be like eating meat or something and then biting into gristle, even if it's still kind of good you have to actively be careful going forward and that can lead into it being more of a chore etc. but unless you specifically get a partner based solely on penis - vaginal length compatibility, it's basically impossible to have the ideal penis without some theoretical fine tuning which is currently impossible with your organic penis, ideally you want at least a somewhere slightly below average-average+ peen though to have something to work with, the desire to get the partner off, learn more technique shit like using your hips and using the dick in motions like a shovel for more stimulation, your partner/you stimulating the clit, ideally learning/being able to hit your partners general g spot, then purposefully avoiding it until you both build up then hammering home to ensure you don't build up and then they get zero release while man does

if you have the desire to get your partner off though and your partner is considerate to you in return, there's really countless ways to deal with most any male sexual problem unless you have a stephen hawking tier condition. male strap ons, learning hand/oral technique, massages, other intimate shit etc, needle dick or tyrone, unless your partner refuses anything besides explicitly organic peen in vag skill/emotions be damned, if you have the will, there's a way, also can go for females with conditions that make actual penetration very painful. minimal reason to be a real doomer about it, most partners would likely be far more receptive to a lover that genuinely cares with a lil wee helmet lad than the equivalent of a male porn star, and if a girl's unable to have penetrative for health/pain issues and you can't find out plenty of other shit to do

nigguh

I don't have HIV because I'm not a fag.

you can get shit from toilet seats etc alone. like they said, probably nothing to worry about and unlikely, but especially if you have insurance or your family does, and/or if you can go get a more budget blood test from like quest diagnostics or something like that, possibly to take to doc during visit, it'd be a weight off your mind/give you exact data on what your body is lacking, or a potential critical issue. primary thing would be being able to see explicitly what vitamins you're lacking and being able to take specific supplements.

easier said than done but first step is not being a doomer and climbing out of that hole because without that step everything else is harder, jordan peterson is kind of a hack, but his key first step of essentially "clean your room, wash your dick" is very useful in that doomer mindset. wash every day, eat well or as much as you're able to at that day, try to touch grass no less than every 2 days, and if you're having existential crises that contribute to that or are the source, just try to ride the wave and hang on until you find a answer that can be an anchor or seek advice from your family or others. if you completely turn yourself around without fixing doom then you become a elliot rodger

 

[axm]

I didn’t intend to comment and I’m sure they didn’t mean any harm but it’s cruel to tell someone moisturizer will remove acne scaring. It will not. It’s scarring. You can reduce redness, minimise the appearance through things like that and certain laser treatments (I don’t know them, make sure you do research if you go that route, I’ve seen good results on many people but some places are scammy), but the pitting associated with acne scars is permanent. That’s why they're called scars.

You're right, that made me actually look into it a bit further + consulted with a friend who studies dermatology and neither does exfoliation help. Acne scars are really particular turns out. According to them the only real solution is microneedling/lasers and retinol for redness, they also added retinol usually requires a year's use to be permanent in results. Thank you keke

 

[Vlad the Implier]

Probably been posted before but what do yous really think about dick size?

Oh wow I couldn't have picked a better time to post what I'm about to in this thread.



This is one of the best/worst things I've ever read. (on 4chan's low traffic travel board no less) I thought this was copypasta at first but no, its OC apparently. I posted this on the 4chan thread and was suggested I share it here.

So ladies, what are your thoughts on ogre anon's life story?

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

Oh wow I couldn't have picked a better time to post what I'm about to in this thread.

Wyświetl załącznik 9126996

This is one of the best/worst things I've ever read. (on 4chan's low traffic travel board no less) I thought this was copypasta at first but no, its OC apparently. I posted this on the 4chan thread and was suggested I share it here.

So ladies, what are your thoughts on ogre anon's life story?

I don't see why you think that's real rather than being a made up story created to get attention.

 

[Vlad the Implier]

I don't see why you think that's real rather than being a made up story created to get attention.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

 

[Two Frogs]

So ladies, what are your thoughts on ogre anon's life story?

The fakest, gayest story ever posted on 4chan. The only believable part is that OP is on the sex offender registry.

 

[netkiwimoongladewave]

This is one of the best/worst things I've ever read. (on 4chan's low traffic travel board no less) I thought this was copypasta at first but no, its OC apparently. I posted this on the 4chan thread and was suggested I share it here.

Man is a depressed slob, man posts hog, man has sex. Man is no longer a depressed slob, man stops posting hog, man stops having sex. Man concludes women must only want to have sex with big hog slobs.

Man has motorbike, man tells everyone about his motorbike, man has lots of conversations about motorbike. Man stops telling everyone about his motorbike, people stop having conversations with him about his motorbike. Man concludes women must only want to have conversations about motorbikes.

 

[Squanto Airi]

Oh wow I couldn't have picked a better time to post what I'm about to in this thread.

Wyświetl załącznik 9126996

This is one of the best/worst things I've ever read. (on 4chan's low traffic travel board no less) I thought this was copypasta at first but no, its OC apparently. I posted this on the 4chan thread and was suggested I share it here.

So ladies, what are your thoughts on ogre anon's life story?

Fake: it's a story on 4chan
Gay: Anon cannot achieve an erection around naked women

 

[heloderma_suspectum]

Posting this from a zoomer perspective because I don't know if this is a fear-of-women-driving thing or a universal thing.
I help and drive around one of my boomer relatives when needed due to a few health-related issues that crop up from time to time. I've been told by two male relatives that I do pretty well for a new driver (and cruising on the highway filled a hole in my heart I didn't even know was there). The downside is that two female relatives, said boomer included that I've driven with thus far are horrible fucking passengers. It makes me doubt the driving skills I've shown I clearly have, so I habitually dread the thought of having to drive in the first place or fuck up more than I normally would otherwise when my patience finally runs out with their commentary.

Is there a psychological trick to learning to ignoring this shit? Am I just fucked if I don't have a male passenger? For what psychological reason do other women specifically think yelling and/or constantly insisting that you'll cause an accident is helpful in any form to a new driver? It kills my motivation to really enjoy driving when I know my passenger is going to complain the entire drive and brush off any complaints about it as refusing to learn how to drive "safely". I can't pass the buck either, as I'm the only one consistently available to help shuttle said boomer around if they can't do it themselves.