🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[mickrussom]

When he was in NOLA jail for a night, one of the brothers said he looked like a pirate. He then purchased a leather pirate hat, and calls himself vampirate. Imagine the smell.

Thicks is a jailhouse bottom. Which would mean the real butt pirate is a top. For example, Jerome Fleece Johnson aka The Booty Warrior is the real butt pirate.
Maybe Tard's smelly ugly greasy unwashed sticky leather grime setup is to repulse even the Booty Warrior away. As far as being a Vampire, they have a thiing for blood, not booze.

Am I weird for finding Samantha hot in the groping video? She looks really cute there although the wedding photo looks really bad.

Keister was plump during the wedding photos, but Sam slimmed down again. For someone who cranked out 3 kids Samantha isnt in bad shape. I would say this Sam has to be nuttier than a Chinese chicken salad to not be able to get some sugar daddy IRL - she is HWP and not inherently ugly, like Skeksis or Aughra or something fundamentally chopped. So for someone like Sam to not be able to griftmax sugar it means she is bonafide nuts.

No, but I think it’s more to do with him trying to hold on to his youth since he is now balding and having other ailments.

Thicks is Puer aeternus personified. He shouldnt be dressing up as Captain Hook, thats cope, he should be dressed in green leggings and a bycocket.

Go after Liz my dude

Liz/Elisabeth Hoekstra is certainly worth putting on a list of people worth meeting.

Oh, who are the people in your neighborhood?

In your neighborhood? In your neighborhood?
Say, who are the people in your neighborhood?
The people that you meet each day

Oh, hi there, little fella! Hello!
Hey, listen, know who you could be if I gave you this little hat and this bag to go over your shoulder?
I could be a laundry man
No, not a laundry man
How about Santa Claus?
No, no, no, not Santa Claus
What's wrong with Santa Claus?
There's nothing wrong with Santa Claus, but...
Don't you like Christmas?
Oh, I love Christmas. But you could be the postman
A postman, hmm

Oh, the postman always brings the mail
Through rain or snow or sleet or hail
I'll work and work the whole day through
To get your letters safe to you

'Cause a postman is a person in your neighborhood
In your neighborhood
He's in your neighborhood
A postman is a person in your neighborhood
A person that you meet each day

I'll see you around
Okay
Hey, watch it. Where ya goin'? To a fire?
Hey, speaking of a fire
Fire! What fire? Help! Help!
No, there's no fire at all. But do you know who you could be if I gave you this little shiny red hat?
Yeah, Santa Claus
No, not Santa Claus
Little Red Riding Hood?
No, no, no, not Red Riding Hood, you could be a fireman
A fireman? Holy smoke!

Oh, a fireman is brave it's said
His engine is a shiny red
If there's a fire anywhere about
Well, I'll be sure to put it out

'Cause a fireman is a person in your neighborhood
In your neighborhood
He's in your neighborhood
And a postman is a person in your neighborhood
Well, they're the people that you meet
When you're walking down the street
They're the people that you meet each day.

 

[Turd Burglar]

Holy Fucking Skeleton Bones!!!

Genuinely don’t think I can rate this horrifying enough times. He’s gonna die.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Keister was plump during the wedding photos, but Sam slimmed down again.

I asked Dylan directly if he married Sam because she was pregnant and he admitted it. You can see the embarrassment and misery in his eyes as he makes the biggest mistake of his life in the wedding photos.

Anyway, that's why Sam looks fat in the wedding photos, she's pregnant.

 

[Nova902]

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Genuinely don’t think I can rate this horrifying enough times. He’s gonna die.

very HIV like

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

He’s gonna die.

Not yet, I need to see him fight PPP in that state before he just turns to dust.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Wyświetl załącznik 9118039
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Genuinely don’t think I can rate this horrifying enough times. He’s gonna die.

Damn, Styx looks like he's in Hitler's summer camp.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I asked Dylan directly if he married Sam because she was pregnant and he admitted it. You can see the embarrassment and misery in his eyes as he makes the biggest mistake of his life in the wedding photos.

Anyway, that's why Sam looks fat in the wedding photos, she's pregnant.

I liked Dylan. Idiot wigger personified, but owned up to his mistakes and tried his best for his BPD demonborne spawn despite the screeching whore sinking hooks into him over kids she admitted she hated and didn't want and only had because it would make him unable to deprive her of the life of fulled supported stay at home slagbeast.

 

[Stunner900]

I asked Dylan directly if he married Sam because she was pregnant and he admitted it. You can see the embarrassment and misery in his eyes as he makes the biggest mistake of his life in the wedding photos.

Anyway, that's why Sam looks fat in the wedding photos, she's pregnant.

He then had more kids with her and tried to tame the BPD shrew. Wigger L

 

[Adamska]

Does this video explain why he started dressing up as a pirate?

It just seems to be a thing that started happening.

Effectively what happened was he lost his right to own a firearm due to his felony charge, so he decided to do a stupid pirate LARP. He then decided to stick a vampire element to it since it needed to be dumber and more oogabooga occultist. He stuck to the bit due to being a tantruming fucking baby.

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

Holy shit Thyxx is looking ROUGH these days:

What protein deficiency and lack of exercise looks like:

I bet you he can’t curl a 5 pound dumbbell. Arms of a 13 year old boy.

HIS FOREARM IS LARGER THAN HIS BICEP!

HE HAS A BRUISED KNEE! HE LIKELY FELL WHILE DRUNK!

 

[Malikov]

We're getting 2014 rail thin STYX back yaaaaaaaaaaaas

 

[Autistic Joe]

Mikey NohMore released a video on Styx:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ceJGYpsK2lY

That was a really good summary of the Styx arc over the past 10+ years. The only things missing were the explanation of the Flail of Fail incident, and the "Awww can I please keep my hat on?" clip when he got arrested. But to be fair, Styx has had so many run-ins with the law over the past two years, it's hard to get all the salient details.

Here's a local copy because PreserveTube is gay and won't archive it.

49:04

Be careful young blood, BPD hoes are dangerous.

And this thread is 1600+ pages of proof of that fact.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Wyświetl załącznik 9118039
Wyświetl załącznik 9118048

Genuinely don’t think I can rate this horrifying enough times. He’s gonna die.

Shit, he's at the point where he can die. I may not like the fucking deluded fugitive retard, but he needs help. If any of his BPD whacko exes care about him they need to drop the dime and help him.

 

[Ghostface Killah]

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Genuinely don’t think I can rate this horrifying enough times. He’s gonna die.

We're past GNR'

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

He then had more kids with her and tried to tame the BPD shrew. Wigger L

You can't tame me.

 

[Ghostface Killah]

SaraH is having an absolute blast in spurgatory.

 

[Lukie]

Holy shit Thyxx is looking ROUGH these days:

A fucking plague doctor on his T-shirt?!?!?

The nigga must know he is going to be the one put in quarantine. He would be bloodlet and have frogs shoved up his arse while being force fed tinctures of mercury as clouds of miasma leave his desiccated, Skeletor-like body as the good doctor retches from the smell because the aroma of lavender in his beak does nothing.

 

[Ayatollah Rock n Rolla]

Tarl has leveled up. He moved from blood magic to blood-alcohol magic.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I saw a thing the other day where Asmongold was talking about how food tasted like shit when his teeth were fucked up and that he was amazed how good food tasted when he got them fixed. Aside from thinking, "no shit, retard", I bet that has something to do with Tarl ascending from regular pirate to skeleton pirate. Everything except hard alcohol has to taste like rot at this point.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Personally I was shocked to learn the Jews used demons to build their holy temple. Well not shocked, or surprised really. They’re just not beating the synagogue of Satan charges with that.

I should go back and watch his occult stuff. Feel like there would be some funny foreshadowing in there.