Porn and Porncows

[moocow]

Does that mean no one is going to watch any media ever again due to the revelations about Weinstein Epstein Brunel etc?

lol yeah, it's a curious little flex, isn't it? "Oh this one specific bad thing in [industry I'm somehow addicted to yet predisposed against simultaneously] happened so I'M QUITTIN' COLD TURKEY NOW!"

After all, we're all virtuous non-porn consoomers in this thread already anyway, right guys? Just here to mock it and never once watched any, right guys? Guys?

 

[Grug]

lol yeah, it's a curious little flex, isn't it? "Oh this one specific bad thing in [industry I'm somehow addicted to yet predisposed against simultaneously] happened so I'M QUITTIN' COLD TURKEY NOW!"

After all, we're all virtuous non-porn consoomers in this thread already anyway, right guys? Just here to mock it and never once watched any, right guys? Guys?

I don't know about you all but I'm just following this thread to make sure the porn stars I like aren't lolcows.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

I don't know about you all but I'm just following this thread to make sure the porn stars I like aren't lolcows.

Normal people don't become "porn stars"

 

[moocow]

Normal people don't become "porn stars"

Yeah but there's a very broad spectrum (lol) between the "Normal" peg and the "lolcow" peg on the "healthy lifestyle" meter.

 

[Disruptive Poster]

Normal people don't become "porn stars"

Are we talking about those Porn Stars? Like the ones you see at sexpo or on the DVD covers with titles like Anal Princesses 3???

 

[pro drivor]

yo where the hell is that image of the eyes from? creepy as hell.

reverse image search doesn't do anything. there might be some serious lore here

 

[V4L_Penis]

yo where the hell is that image of the eyes from? creepy as hell.
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It’s the eyes of Der Coomer

 

[CervixHammer]

yo where the hell is that image of the eyes from? creepy as hell.
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The bald guy:

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[Random Internet Person]

Brandy Talore is crashing out on her twitter and Facebook about being gang stalked. Pretty sure it's all fake and she's having a drug induced psychotic break. She was so hot when I was a teenager it's depressing but not shocking to see her unravel like this.

She fell off, and she fell off HARD.

The bald guy:
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This guy looks like a serial killer. These women will be lucky if it’s only their careers that are dead.

 

[Goldie_99]

This guy looks like a serial killer.

He looks like the Yellow Bastard from Sin City:

The only woman I recognise from the photos would be Madison Ivy (I remember seeing that particular photo years back). Should be around 40 by now, is she still larping online as a stoner anime girl?

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

He looks like the Yellow Bastard from Sin City:

Who also happened to be a sex-obsessed freak.

(((They))) try their best to brand phrenology and physiognomy as racist pseudoscience but it keeps proving itself right.

 

[Goldie_99]

(((They))) try their best to brand phrenology and physiognomy as racist pseudoscience but it keeps proving itself right.

My take on this is that an ugly soul creates an ugly body. You can usually tell someone's lifestyle from how they look.

That why porn actors hit the wall like a ton of bricks, but it doesn't start there. It is a case study to put several photos of one back to back, taken at set intervals (a year or two) and see the pokemon-esque evolution of a skinny 18 year old into a jaded 30+ bleached blonde whose entire body had been cut, stuffed and put together again with the sole purpose of being a thirst trap. Bodybuilders and strongmen show this effect as well, where they have periods of looking like they have down syndrome due to all the steroid-induced face-swelling.

Chris-chan is an even better example, with 30 years of deterioration meticulously documented.

 

[moocow]

lol "omg he looks like muh creeper" ... does he give you pussies the "ick"? JFC.

Best part? He got to hang out with them, pose for pictures with them, and given the body language in all the photos seen, none of them seemed bothered by his appearance (and there's no indication he was rude, disruptive, "touchy-feely," or did anything inappropriate). Just gives people the jeeper-creepers, which I suppose is enough for the memes. Admittedly they are delightfully entertaining. And he went home with fun memories and pictures to boot.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Best part? He got to hang out with them, pose for pictures with them

"Wow I bet you guys are jealous this dude went to McDonald's and he even got to eat his Big Mac he ordered!!"

Yeah he paid the entry fee just like every other pathetic coomlord who went to the Porn Expo Awards or whatever it is. The porn stars are there to take pics with their coomlord demographic.

It doesn't make him look any less demented or the situation of paying money and standing in line to get pics with porn whores any less sad

 

[Big Nasty]

I seriously haven't the slightest idea who any of the hos posing with OG Coomer are. I'd say that he is far more recognized than any of them.

 

[CowPox]

Is there a dynamic comprehensive list of porn actresses who've never fucked niggers anywhere?

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Is there a dynamic comprehensive list of porn actresses who've never fucked niggers anywhere?

Looking for a wife to settle down with?

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

lol "omg he looks like muh creeper" ... does he give you pussies the "ick"? JFC.

Best part? He got to hang out with them, pose for pictures with them, and given the body language in all the photos seen, none of them seemed bothered by his appearance (and there's no indication he was rude, disruptive, "touchy-feely," or did anything inappropriate). Just gives people the jeeper-creepers, which I suppose is enough for the memes. Admittedly they are delightfully entertaining. And he went home with fun memories and pictures to boot.

Or he could just bang a whore or stripper

 

[ilovecornsyrup]

After all, we're all virtuous non-porn consoomers in this thread already anyway, right guys? Just here to mock it and never once watched any, right guys? Guys?

Speak for yourself, I don't watch porn personally. It's very offputting when you see the "trade secrets" behind the camera.

Normal people don't become "porn stars"

I think you have it the wrong way around. Normal people get into porn all the time. Doesn't matter if you're shy, innocent, religious, whatever. Of course, they don't know what they're signing up for at the start. It takes a huge toll on you mentally. Prostitution is known for causing mental illness but porn is even worse in some ways because the internet is forever. Both turn you into a bitter paranoid shell of your former self.

 

[A.P. Hill]

One of the funniest ways to get blacklisted from the industry: Eimi Fukada got busted for tax evasion a couple years ago. Apparently she didn't do her taxes for a decade and ended up owing $700,000. She claims it was because her management company didn't fill out the forms correctly, even though they're not the ones who are supposed to do that. They basically came out and said that she was a dumb whore who didn't do her taxes even when they reminded her to do them.

She promptly popped up as an "influencer" with half her jaw newly shaved off and half her body weight gone. She looks like a rejected Aespa member.

Spoiler: Where did her cheeks go?

Unsurprisingly, she looks far more busted without the filters.

Spoiler: Look at your own risk.

She's now spending her time shilling crypto rugpulls and Stake gambling from random 3rd world countries. Once a scammer, always a scammer.